Write Jokes, Wrong Times

I tell you how my wife's love is contagious, our couples nickname, I do some killer impressions, I tamp down a musket, tell you my favorite time of the month, try to roll my r's, talk about sobriety, ICE, and polish that off with Hitler's gespacho. I also use way too many commas, but I'm still here. Thanks for listening dude.

Jeevan talks about how women wish they had his eyebrows, that tower in Paris, and about how he only made it to 2nd degree black belt.

Patrick brags about how much of an ally he is, about how he's becoming Republican, and how we should take criminals aliases away from them. You can listen to Pat on his podcasts Pat Out Of Hell and DuderManHomieBro. You can follow him on Twitter and Instagram @ yourhomiepat and you can keep up with his shows at Barbacoacore.com

Nick joined me to snitch on his loved ones, aggresively complain about the bad years, and make his case for why we should produce more trash. You can follow Nick @ nickdoescomedy on Instagram and you can listen to his podcast Rosales Radio.

George talks about being with a woman twice his age, how booths are too small at restaurants, and alternative medication for his grandmothers arthritis. You can follow George on Instagram @ fatjumpman and follow his podcast Rosales Radio on Twitter @ RosalesRadio

Mia Valdez talks about why she's added to her vocabulary recently, what it felt like growing up, and why Ben Affleck's ancestors ruined Argo. You can follow Mia on Instagram @ Miyonce_e

Jacob talks about how adverse musicians are, domestic violence, and The Beatles. You can follow Jacob on Instagram @ jakey5_

Justin talks about how the military confused him, sex demons, and how his friend tried to cheer him up with proportions. You can follow Justin @ JustinGovernale

Joey Smith talks about his car getting towed, how he's not allowed to have the key to his gun case, and how Facebook has been sending him friend suggestions of dead people. You can follow Joey every Sunday on MVPHATERS which livestreams from the FMCW Youtube Channel. You can follow them on Instagram @ MVPHATERS You can listen to Joey on his podcast The Anti-Social Comedy Hour and follow them on In...

Patrick Christopher talks about catching Covid FOMO, about silent Dads, and how he doesn't like posts about kids. You can follow Patrick and his various podcasts on the Barbacoacore Network (www.barbacoacore.com)

I talk about ordering a beer, rattle off a few bad jokes, and talk about how Craig Counsell should be famous forever.

Ryder talks about being a bouncer, milk, and letting life settle a little bit. You can follow Ryder on Instagram @ Eye_Of_The_Ryder

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Juan talks about winning at bingo, living out of his car, and getting a DUI. You can find Juan Thursdays at The Rock Box for Anti-Social Comedy's mix of open mic's and comedy showcases, and you can follow him on Instagram @ thejuanthatgotaway87

Joe Legerrette talks about working at a business in a business, how boring NASA is, and how he can only listen to rap music when he gets paid. You can follow Joe on Instagram @ joelegerrette

Ben Horn talks about adult family films, horror films, and how if you're his friend on social media he just wants to watch your world burn. You can follow Ben on Instagram @ thebenhorn

Davey Jackson talks about big women fighting, how he's obsessed with STD's, and how he's totally not into feet. You can keep up with Davey by listening to his podcast The Anti-Social Hour, you can follow them @ antisocialcomedy on Instagram, and you can follow Davey personally @ daveyjax

King Kwasi talks about a few different ways to wear your hat, how his comedy is for intellectuals, and french fries. You can follow King Kwasi on Instagram @ kingkwasito

Cairi talks about how she's not the favorite of the family, how she was bullied by an aspiring trash man, and how someone liked her a little too much. You can follow Cairi on Instagram @ cornnutslut6969

Allen talks about how we should be afraid of the ice cream man, how you shouldn't set a dog down, and how he's a curiosity junkie. You can follow Allen on Twitter @ allenthecursed, you can listen to his podcast The Anti-Social Hour, or watch it on YouTube under Anti-Social Comedy.

I talk about Pepsi dick, white Vans, and my lame taste in rap.

BiGG Clay talks about sending someone a bag of gifts, splitting the crowd with Kobe, and how a strip club is like an ant colony.

Larry Garza talks about how a buffet is just a food theme park, wonders how a Irish Catholic 9/11 survivor might feel, and how evangelicals aren't bringing more attention to the current apocalypse. You can follow Larry on Instagram @ larrygarzacomedy. You can follow Comedia A Go-Go on Facebook to catch their Public Axis Live streams. You can follow Comedia A Go-Go on YouTube to watch their sketche...

Jennifer Marroquin talks about how she's half lesbian, how she can't tie her shoe, and how people didn't care when she came out of the closet. You can follow Jennifer on Instagram at jenna_marroquin

Dallas Vann talks about ghetto waterparks, which bills are reported to credit agencies, and why he believes we've bombed other planets. You can listen to Dallas' podcast The Anti-Social Hour.