Worst Movies Ever Played

It's the conclusion of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot . The only thing worse than werewolves is werewolves who litter. Time to bring justice... owl justice. The second-half of the movie really ups the tree-hugger environmentalism, but not nearly as much as it ups the face-clawing violence. At the table, the RPG system is pushed to the limit when Brent must roll to successfully take a dump. Worst Movies...

In Stop or My Owl Will Shoot , Hoot is only two feet tall, but this owl wasn't born yesterday. In fact, he used to be human until he was brutally mudered in these very woods. Now, with the help of a bumbling sheriff, a magical tree spirit, and a pistol in a plastic grocery bag, Hoot's on a mission to avenge his death... and also save the forest... and stuff. At the table, Patrick figures out a nov...

It's the conclusion of Air Force Fun . With Soviet terrorists in control of the president's personal rail gun, Alan and Max are in a race against time. There's no time left to murder-talk their way out of this situation. A dangerous maneuver is their only chance, but it just might cost them their lives - and even worse, their sensitive guts. At the table, Geoffrey gets Patrick to describe some sup...

In Air Force Fun , maritial artist and IBS spokesman Max Cruncher is in the fight of his life to save his best buddy, who also happens to be a sentient Air Force One. Using the power of White Karate and an endless supply of soothing anticid tablets, he has one kick-punch left to save America. At the table, Patrick punishes Geoffrey and Brent for "patriot talkin'." Worst Movies Ever Played is an ac...

The conclusion of Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers . Duct-taped to the bottom of a Ford Bronco, Trapper is about to learn the meaning of life after death. Shecky and Tails very sloooowly come to his aid. The big showdown between our heroes and the forces of darkness is at hand and it looks like the Bronco's 200 cubic-inch inline six wont be the only thing combusting. At the table, Brent gives...

In Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers , Trapper Keefer, a fur trapper, and his talking beaver Tails team up with an impossibly likable (in that it's impossible to like him) car salesmen Shecky Stumper to fight the greatest scourge to ever curse these country roads: Satanist teens with learners permits! Our heroes will leave no petting zoo undestroyed in pursuit of these evil teens... and Trapper...

Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer. CREDITS: Your Director: Patrick Baker Shecky: Geoffrey Golden Trapper: Brent Butler Story Editor: Adam Baker Sound Design: Adam Baker FOLLOW: Twitter Instagram Facebook @It...