Cub Reporter (not really a reporter, nor a cub)

World Wide Global News

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Exclusive stories that mainstream media will not talk about. Probably because of journalistic integrity. Whatever. It's not The ONION. It's a news leek.

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Cub Reporter (not really a reporter, nor a cub)

Episodes

NATIONAL ARCHIVES FINDS A RARE AND STUNNING RADIO PROGRAM 23.05.2025 23:26

The Marconi Institute calls it the finest broadcast to air in the history of humanity. All because of a drinking game led to a tell-all interview with the former Secretary of State. Find out more at www.worldwideglobalnews.com.

FACE SLAPPING CONTEST 21.07.2023 30:08

Competitors left red-faced.

LOCAL MAN IDENTIFIED AS SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER; SERIAL, NOT CEREAL 22.06.2023 37:13

Anneli and I have some awesome stories for you today, including watermelon snow, do-it-yourself log jam removal, the world's best potato chip, and the literal translation of country names.

AWW, THERE'S NOTHING ON BUT RE-RUNS 08.06.2023 29:28

Hi, awesome listeners. I've been feeling a bit under the weather this week, so I thought I'd post one of WWGN's greatest hits. Enjoy, "PARKOUR ON A FIRST DATE? BAD IDEA."

ARNOLD “THE TERMINATOR” SCHWARZENEGGER BEGINS RISKY NEW BUSINESS VENTURE 02.06.2023 5:06

Arnold Schwarzenegger, producer, entrepreneur, and former California governor, puts up entire fortune to sell used cars.

MISPELLED WURDS BYE STAIT? HOW STOOPID IS YOU’RE NEAHBORES. 25.05.2023 39:07

Hello, listener. This is Chris for the World Wide Global News podcast. I’m joined today by two of my favorite people, Anneli Fogt and Robert Prince. We'll be discussing the most misspelled word in each state, weird things people do in the show, why a catfish was thrown on a hockey rink, and of course Florida. Enjoy!

CULT LEADER'S CALL TO SACRIFICE A VIRGIN SPARKS MASSIVE ORGY. Reverend gets the hose out to quell debauchery. 19.05.2023 16:06

World Wide Global News reporter Duncan Winchell gets an in-depth interview with the enigmatic Reverend Pud. The Reverend's Church of Hidden Revelations and Immediate Salvation , The CHRIS, as it's known, has been a source of controversy for years. For more stories like this, visit www.worldwideglobalnews.com.

CITY'S PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION HAS NEW MASCOTS "PEE" AND "POOP". CONSIDERED THE #1 AND #2 WORST JOBS EVER. CRITICS ARE CALLING IT A WASTE OF TALENT 11.05.2023 42:52

Welcome, listener. This is Chris for the World Wide Global News podcast. I’m joined today by two great minds and wonderful people, Anneli Fogt and Grace McRae. We'll be discussing everything from a guy smacked in the head with an iguana (the iguana was fine), Walmart antics, unfortunate spelling errors, and, of course, pickle research. Enjoy!

PART 1: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ILENE'S UNDERWEAR? IS IT CONNECTED TO THE FALLING RATE OF VAGILITY? 27.04.2023 22:25

Welcome, listener. Chris here for part one of this installment of the World Wide Global News podcast. I am joined by the lovely Anneli and the lovely Rob. The stories we are covering today include what time of day people start cursing, whatever happened to Illenes underwear and the middle east gives the middle finger to science, and many more Enjoy!

PART 2: WHATEVER HAPPENED TO ILENE'S UNDERWEAR? IS IT CONNECTED TO THE FALLING RATE OF VAGILITY? 27.04.2023 22:21

Chris again, for the World Wide Global News podcast, and you’re back for part two. A glutton for punishment, I guess. Anneli, Rob, and I continue this inanity with the most Canadian thing ever, a yogi in India with an interesting hobby, and we’ll finally find out what vagility means. Enjoy!

SURGEON DISCOVERS UKNOWN ORGAN IN HUMAN BODY! 13.04.2023 26:07

Welcome, listener. Chris here for the World Wide Global News podcast. Anneli and I found more weird stories for you. We have a cult that mastered the art of invisibility, a roller coaster that derailed, and no one riding it noticed, a hotel room destroyed by cured meat products, and a guy at the golf course that got a one-in-hole. Oh, and there's a newly discovered organ in the human body. En...

MEDICAL CONDITION OR VIKING NICKNAME? EITHER WAY, YOU DON’T WANT IT. 30.03.2023 25:50

Your hosts: Chris Austin and Anneli Fogt, find more weird stories, including instant karma, faux-physician and you'll find out what happens when a sex doll retires.

NATIONAL ARCHIVES FINDS A RARE AND STUNNING RADIO PROGRAM 16.03.2023 23:26

TAKE OFF, EH... I MEAN LAND, EH. 07.03.2023 32:09

Drunken Canadian pilot does NOT keep his stick on the ice. Hosts: Chris Austin, Anneli Fogt, and Robert Prince. They will be talking about drunken Canadian pilot, adult dolls that for some reason have a Scottish accent, and, of course, stupid criminals. www.worldwideglobalnews.com

CRIKEY! CARP IN AUSTRALIA GETTING HERPES 07.03.2023 34:03

Area wombats seen getting checked at clinic. Hosts: Chris Austin and Anneli Fogt. Topics include beaver behaving badly, dubious parenting techniques, a preacher saying sex causes homelessness, and many other inane topics. Enjoy! Check out: www.worldwideglobalnews.com

WHEN IS WHALE BARF A GOOD THING? 07.03.2023 27:49

Hosts: Chris Austin, Anneli Fogt and Robert Prince. Topics include Spanish dog poop, stupid criminals, expensive apples, and, of course, whale barf. For more stories and such visit, www.worldwideglobalnews.com

BAKING BAD: A home economic teacher's descent into madness. 07.03.2023 15:44

“I AM THE ONE WHO KNEADS!” If you want more you kneads to go to www.worldwideglobalnews.com

THE DUTCH HAVE A POOP BANK WITH A VERY, VERY LOW RATE OF INTEREST 07.03.2023 29:48

At the Poop Bank, it’s better to deposit than withdraw. Crapto-currency, the next big thing! Your hosts, Chris Austin and Anneli Fogt, will discuss how sex wards off dementia or is it dementia wards of sex. It's one or the other. Also they have the world's worst get-away car, and much more! For more check out www.worldwideglobalnews.com

SCIENCE RECREATES MENSTRUAL CYCLE IN THE LAB. “YAY, MORE PERIODS," SAID NO ONE EVER. 07.03.2023 31:51

Your hosts, Chris Austin and Anneli Fogt, will also cover buildings on asteroids, Adele air and even some weird stuff! Had enough? No? Then check out more silliness at www.worldwideglobalnews.com

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND ROBS STORE DISGUISED IN CLEAR PLASTIC BAG 07.03.2023 31:28

Your hosts, Chris Austin, Anneli Fogt, and Robert Prince will also discuss how Uranus smells, the worst Go Fund Me campaign, a piano that gets dropped from a helicopter, and much more!  If you need to waste even more time head over to www.worldwideglobalnews.com. Enjoy!

PARKOUR ON A FIRST DATE? BAD IDEA. 05.03.2023 29:28

Your hosts, Chris Austin and Anneli Fogt, will also cover town slogans, a sex doll brothel, and more classy stuff!  Want more weird stuff? Visit: www.worldwideglobalnews.com