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This is episode 32 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Thank you to Sunset Strip for letting us record in their space! 00:00:00 - This week on WET...00:00:32 - Justin IS NOT doing b...

This is episode 31 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ America is getting good this season... 00:00:00 - Starting positive 00:06:25 - 5 levels of wetness 00:11:34 - Is Phillip TOO c...

This is episode 30 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Welcome to Wetaburger, may I take your order? 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:00:50 - Fries with no ketchup is tragic 00:05:38 - Jul...

This is episode 29 of the WET Podcast feat. Greg DiPaul THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ Phill might be dead? 00:00 - This week on WET...01:13 - Trying to locate Phill03:10 - Fix your car, fix your life07:4...

This is episode 28 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ I'm not drunk, yuor drunk! 00:00 - Confronting Phil on his alcoholism 03:22 - Markus learned to wakeboard off 30 Keystone Ice&#...

This is episode 27 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Politics Corner got a little out of hand this week... 00:00 - WET x Hyenas Fort Worth: 8/24 01:27 - The WET Commandments 03:34 - i...

This is episode 26 of the WET Podcast feat. Jake Steers. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Proper good pod... 00:00 - Jake Steers apologizes for England 05:09 - UK women voted bottom 3 in Europe 07:17 - Capitalis...

This is episode 25 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ There's no theme here, just chaos... 00:00 - Solving Gaza again 05:59 - THe actual start of the pod 09:09 - Fleshlight reviews 13:55 - Joe...

This is episode 24 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) No moving to Vegas _______________________ Oh oh oh ozempic, you knowww, you didn't lose it a-loneee... 00:00 - Roleplaying Justin at work 09:40 - Phill's bringin bac...

This is episode 23 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or ch*naman) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) no moving to vegas _______________________ This episode is cursed... 00:00 - Bring back iTunes 05:16 -Doja Cat spotted wearing WET merch 06:40 - 4 white guys break down Kendrick v...

This is episode 22 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) **under review** _______________________ Trendy af this week... 00:00 - Movie Corner 01:34 - Intro & WET Commandments 04:02 - F*ck 12 steps, Markus does it in 6 05:20 - Austin Star Wars Store 08:37 - F...

This is episode 21 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) **under review** _______________________ If you've seen the show, you already know the answer... 00:00:00 - When in doubt, ret*rd out 00:04:35 - Hijab explained 00:08:00 - The downfall of r...

This is episode 20 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! _______________________ The Juice is loose forever... 00:00 - RIP OJ 06:26 - Markus took shrooms and talked to Osama 10:26 - Justin confronts Markus 14:09 - Phill had a heart attac...

This is episode 19 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! _____________ Please follow us so we can stop talking about how poor we are... 00:00:00 - WET boy soundcheck 00:04:36 - Everything is bad 00:12:52 - Justin sang in a screamo band 00:20:42...

This is episode 18 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! __________ I think we might legitimately be a Zyn podcast at this point... 00:00 - We only do this so we can Zyn together 01:45 - Souppppp 04:38 - Oh you wanna cry about a dead dog? 10:49...

This is episode 17 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Ben Bankas is here to take over America... 00:00 - Justin lives too damn far 07:37 - Filipinos are the Mexicans of Canada 12:33 - How Americans think the Northern boarder works 21:...

This is episode 16 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Today we're joined by the number 1 industry plant in Austin, Greg DiPaul...

This is episode 15 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Doin this one from the lunch table... 00:00 - Kyle Tha Comicc 06:05 - Making...

This is episode 14 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! THE GREAT COMMANDMENT Beautiful, big titty, butt naked women just don't fall out the sky, you know. Shout to everyone here who searched "attention wh*re" and found Justin... 00:00 - How to...

This is episode 13 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! Let us know in the comments which felonies YOU'VE committed... 00:00 - The Legend of F*gger Vance 09:40 - Reading Justin's private texts 19:19 - Justin's weekly therapy...

This is episode 12 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! The boys broke into the Gryffindor common room to record the pod this week... 00:00 - We got high at Hogwarts 08:34 - Forrest Hump 15:58 - WET's application to the Illuminati 2...

This is episode 11 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! We usually try to be so positive, idk why all our topics this week are so dark... 00:00 - Nothing but smooth intros here 04:36 - The Justin Essenmacher Experience 12:44 - Lisa Ann...

This is episode 10 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! I disavow the New York slander thrown about in this episode! -jj 00:00 - Catching up with New York Phill 08:10 - Explaining the Bible to Justin 20:59 - Can Justin find Iran on a ma...

This is episode 9 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! The answer is definitely the middle east btw, just to be clear... 00:00 - Ignore this 03:53 - The real start to the pod 07:06 - Phill fought 6 teenagers (and other Austin shootings)...

This is episode 8 of the WET Podcast. RULES OF THE POD 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2b) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) NO EDIBLES!! We finally settle the beef... 00:00 - Who's the most white trash? 04:06 - Bowling is the sport of gods 12:52 - NFL conspiracy theories 25:02 - Justin's weekly therapy 36:22 - De...