Works Every Time

Comedy EN ↓ 149 episodes

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

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Fat People Help the Economy 05.05.2025 1:06:07

This is episode 73 of the WET Podcast. WET LIVE TICKETS Friday, May 30, 7:30 PM https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542 TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you h...

The Dugout Hangout (feat. Matty Stu) 28.04.2025 1:16:28

This is episode 72 of the WET Podcast. WET LIVE TICKETSFriday, May 30, 7:30 PMhttps://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542 TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ FOLLOW MATTYhttps://www.instagram.com/mattystucomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c)...

My Cats Are Fat 21.04.2025 1:32:14

This is episode 71 of the WET Podcast. WET LIVE TICKETS Friday, May 30, 7:30 PM https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542 TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you h...

Are Tariffs Just Sports Gambling? 14.04.2025 1:17:26

This is episode 70 of the WET Podcast. WET LIVE TICKETS Friday, May 30, 7:30 PM https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542 TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you h...

9th Time On Kill Tony 07.04.2025 59:07

This is episode 69 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ KILL TONY #713 - SAM TALLENT + IAN EDWARDS https://youtu.be/2aB2fB1Ylao?si=uKWeLLL4ofAv5w1h&t=1748 THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you hav...

Cheering for Sam Houston at the UT Game 31.03.2025 1:03:14

This is episode 68 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _________________________ 00:00:00 -...

Poisoning Our British Friend With Red 40 (feat. Jake Steers) 24.03.2025 1:22:56

This is episode 67 of the WET Podcast. FOLLOW JAKE STEERS https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something posit...

The Dark Side of South By Southwest (feat. David Jolly) 17.03.2025 1:09:20

This is episode 66 of the WET Podcast. FOLLOW DAVID JOLLY https://www.instagram.com/mrdjolly/ https://www.instagram.com/youlyingpod/ TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say...

Casey Anthony is White OJ (feat. LeMaire Lee) 10.03.2025 1:14:59

This is episode 65 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ FOLLOW LEMAIREhttps://www.instagram.com/lemairelee/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be f...

Peeing Your Pants on Shrooms 03.03.2025 1:18:59

This is episode 64 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _________________________ 00:00:00 -...

Buying a Car in America is a Nightmare 24.02.2025 1:21:49

This is episode 63 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ____________________...

The Gulf Is Ours! 17.02.2025 1:15:12

This is episode 62 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _________________________ 00:00:00 -...

Is Jurassic Park Better Than The Notebook? 10.02.2025 1:24:23

This is episode 61 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ____________________...

Dr. Phil Joins ICE Raids in Chicago 03.02.2025 51:57

This is episode 60 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _________________________ 00:00:00 -...

AI Is Curing Cancer and Japan Regrows Teeth 27.01.2025 1:15:09

This is episode 59 of the WET Podcast. TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS https://sunsetstripatx.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ____________________...

Why Is There A Hole In The Pen Cap? (feat. Reier Cammerman) 20.01.2025 1:08:07

WET x TEJAS TONIC Comedy Showcase THIS SATURDAY, 1/25! Standup and Live Podcast - Buy Tickets Now https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/events?event-id=103375 Reier - https://www.instagram.com/reier_cammerman/ This is episode 58 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something pos...

Mark Zuckerberg Stands Up For Free Speech 13.01.2025 1:16:23

WET x TEJAS TONIC SHOWCASE 1/25 https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/events?event-id=103375 This is episode 57 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:41 - How ma...

Podcast in a Speak Easy 06.01.2025 1:14:29

This is episode 56 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:02 - Better a mother in a wh*re house than a brother in a Honda 00:03:42 - White Entertainment Te...

Trump's Plan to Take Down the Drones 23.12.2024 1:15:22

This is episode 55 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:28 - Code WETPOD for 15% off at tejastonic.com 00:02:29 - What do you know?! 00:04:38 - The WET C...

Luigi Should Have Gone To Waffle House 16.12.2024 1:20:46

This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:30 - Justin can't bend 00:03:27 - how to drink at work 00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at Mc...

Cruise Line Offering 4 Year Trip to Escape Trump Presidency 09.12.2024 1:37:04

This is episode 53 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:21 - Markus is a THC camel 00:03:07 - Justin's thuuur-agun 00:04:38 - If we didn't smoke, we'd al...

1 Year WET! 05.12.2024 1:07:27

This is episode 52 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:38 - Happy Birthday Dear Podcast 00:02:55 - We're upside-down on baby oil this year 00:04:06 - Humans have perfected alcohol 00:...

Bread and Circuses and Fox News 25.11.2024 1:00:18

This is episode 51 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:36 - Bread, circuses, and Fox News 00:04:24 - Be like a brick 00:07:41 - Pigeon toe vs club foot...

Rachel Wolfson on Quitting We*d, ADHD, & Jackass Harassment Training 18.11.2024 1:16:02

RACHEL WOLFSON https://rachelwolfsoncomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson This is episode 50 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:41 - "UAP...

America Reelected Trumpy Trout 11.11.2024 1:26:39

This is episode 49 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:27 - The best part about Texas... 00:02:47 - ...is Tejas Tonic! (*not a paid ad*) 00:08:56 - The...