Wookiee of the Year

No one remembers the content of this episode, but with notorious bounty hunter Mike McQ checking in via holonet, the dune sea hasn't seen this kind of action since the last time the Tuskens hit Anchorhead, you know what I'm saying? Anyway, pretty sure this is about Ahsoka, so drink a space-espresso and try to stay awake. Featuring: Michael McKeogh, Shrishma Naik, and Justin Zeppa. We appreciate yo...

...or, "Feathery Lizard Car Chase." The frustrations are Emperor Palpable in this episode as we roll into the 20th year of arguing over this cartoon movie. Rebel freedom fighter Shrishma suggests a breezy run-through of 64 hours of Clone Wars episodes will explain everything, while JZ 6-5000 fixates on getting to the "core" of his issues. They both need to get a grip, but now the conversation is y...

Tell me he doesn't, you know it's true! We're back for another round now that famed rebel freedom fighter Shrishma has just watched all of the cartoons. She has thoughts! Plus, JZ 6-5000 most likely repeats himself about things that are important to him, but not important enough to remember if he's already mentioned them. Echuta. Featuring Shrishma Naik and Justin Zeppa. We appreciate your support...

We're back with big apologies for not living up to the promise of our show name - we are so bad at promises! Fortunately for all of us, there is a surplus of Star Wars content avalanching across our screens, and famed rebel freedom fighter Shrishma is ready to discuss! Enjoy it, laser-brains. Featuring Shrishma Naik and Justin Zeppa. We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, a...

And you thought we'd forgotten! No year is complete without checking in with ex-scout trooper JZ 6-5000 and famed rebel freedom fighter Shrishma Naik. They've been wandering the Outer Rim, dipping into other cinematic universes, and drinking gallons of blue milk. But now they're sending themselves on a fact-finding mission to explore the ancillary content offered by the Hutts who run Disney Plus....

Well, Carolyn of Naboo has now seen Episode IX, but what did she think? The space siblings attempt to go over this controversial motion picture about lasers with a critical eye, but it just turns into a lovefest. Turns out the internet is just kind of crazy and doesn't know how lucky it is. Who knew? Hey Disney, we'll take 18 more Rey movies over here, please. Thanks. Featuring Carolyn Naoroz and...

This Life Day, space siblings unite! JZ 6-5000's sister, Carolyn of Naboo, got Covid recently and had to be quarantined. She filled her days of isolation with a rewatch of the Skywalker Saga films and now she has THOUGHTS. What's up with Padme's choices? What will it take to get some making out to happen? Which are the bad ones and just why are they so bad? It also turns out that she has still not...

JZ 6-5000 and his nephew, the villainous 13-year-old bounty hunter Chris-Zero, are throwing a party for Star Wars' 43rd b-day and the whole galaxy is invited. Why are the Hutts so successful at Hutting? Is Obi Wan secretly the absolute worst? Which galactic beast of burden would you choose to domesticate and why? Chris has Skywalker Saga thoughts to transmit - open your comlink to receive them! Fe...

All spoilers, all the time,  this should go without saying. We saw Star Wars Episode XI: The Rise Of Skywalker and we have thoughts - and feelings! Just like real space humans. Join us for a not-terribly-organized breakdown of what those thoughts and feelings might be, and then fight us on the internet when you disagree. Which is what fandom is all about. Featuring Shrishma Naik and Justin Zeppa....

No spoilers here, baby! It's that hallowed time when anxiety, speculation, and shenanigans come together in a potent mix of delightful fan paranoia. That's right, a new Star War is out. It could be amazing, or it could be really bad. We won't actually know until tonight, so until then, let's set unreasonable expectations and prepare ourselves to lash out when they are not met and/or exceeded. Also...

Spoiler alert, J1M1 and JZ 6-5000 are talking about all the crazy Last Jedi things. And, mmm - salt! Featuring James Ohngren and Justin Zeppa. We appreciate your support, so please subscribe, rate, review, and follow the show. Tell all your friends, tell your enemies too. Instagram: @thesauropod  Facebook: facebook.com/thesauropod Email: info@thesauropod.com www.thesauropod.com  Buy our luxurious...

James Ohngren (J1M1), and Justin Zeppa (JZ 6-5000), are just two scout troopers trying to make their way through the galaxy, one Star Wars movie at a time. They send their annual transmission from the cold reaches of space in anticipation of The Last Jedi, opening December 15th. How many people is Chewbacca killing this time around, who are Rey's parents, and how is C-3PO the physical manifestatio...