Wood Wehn In The Membrane

The boys discuss the length of the podcast and we also hear about Jake's short stand-up career, but besides that it's all about MORALS. It gets a bit serious. Henning swears when his English lets him down and there is a brief mention of Veganism.  MORALS Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

Colleagues, associates and friends Henning Wehn and Jake Wood discuss whether they are CO-WORKERS. In fact they spend the first half of the podcast trying to decide. They talk about who are their REAL co-workers and Jake has far more, and then spend the rest of the podcast disagreeing.  Next week....MORALS Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

An information free episode as Henning and Jake discuss KNEES There is speculation whether Bees have knees and Henning has a very large fear of hurting his. Jake says his are in great shape and we all part as friends. KNEES! Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

This podcast sometimes may lack them, but this episode is all about them ! FACTS !! Now a question; who invented the television? Have a think, probably you know, if not you WILL find out. You will also hear at least 5 other FACTS in this episode and some opinions on modern media.  Next week....KNEES Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

It's all about 'The AC' and can the boys rise to the challenge and do twenty minutes on air-conditioning? Yes they can. Henning is a BIG fan of opening windows, but less keen on air-con, but Jake likes a blast of AC after a hot walk around Rome. Who knew that would be the starting point of a twenty minute plus discussion on the pros and cons of AIR-CONDITIONING Coming Soon: KNEES Fo...

EPISODE 50 of WWITM and it's all about SPELLING. The replacement of words with emojis, phonetic learning and the dying art of letter writing all get the Henning & Jake treatment. SPELLING! After this episode concluded the boys discussed next weeks topic with the producer, who said there was no way that anyone could get 17-20 minutes of material out of AIR CONDITIONING, but that is what ne...

TRAINS is the topic, and we learn that Jake was very nearly a Trackside Zoetrope millionaire, if only he'd been bothered. Jake's enthusiasm for the subject shows no limits although he rarely gets off at his destination, but prefers a round-trip.  You can skip the first thirty seconds of the podcast though as it's pretty much just Henning and Jake going "Choo Choo" to each...

It took several tries to even spell the title for this weeks episode ...EMBARRASSMENT. And if it wasn't for that red line below the word, we'd probably never get it right. Embarrassing.  Jake messes up the intro but once he gets his notes sorted it's a rip roaring ride through the subject with Jake admitting to one huge faux pas but generally being immune to embarrassment while Henn...

The topic is FIRE and both of your podcast pals have had their run-ins with FIRE, although there is still much enthusiasm for the subject. Jake romanticises about campfires while Henning takes us on a bizarre journey to the banks of a German river.  And there are mentions for Rambo, Emperor Nero and the Toronto Blue Jays. More next week. And the week after that. Maybe forever.  Follow the lads and...

This episode contains shocking information. The topic is MIRRORS and Jake has room full....Henning not so much. Any more words in this description of the episode would be spoilers...have a listen. Why not? Suggest a topic or comment by posting below. Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

Hello all junior sub editors and cub reporters at The Daily Mirror. Thanks for listening. On this episode of WWITM you won't find many exclusives, but you will hear about yearnings for the days of newspaper sellers outside Tube Stations and steering clear of tabloid stings by being boring. Read All About It in this episode on NEWSPAPERS. More next week! Suggest topics and comment blow! Follow...

Turns out the episode on BOREDOM is anything but. Henning and Jake have some strong opinions on the subject and wonder if a little boredom is not a bad thing. There are plans afoot for the WWITM Retreat, and Jake shocks Henning by telling him about Bone Conduction Speakers. They exist. Henning can't figure out how to play podcasts which is worrying...but the German Comedy Ambassador is a solu...

For fans of shorter podcasts, the boys are back to their tight twenty minutes after rabbiting on a bit on the last two. This episode is about CRITICISM.  Henning has yet to get his well deserved  Bundesverdienstkreuz  while Jake is not the Proucer of Stewarts Lee's TV show, but no one is CRITICISING them for that. Suggest topics in the comments. Go on.  Follow the lads and suggest topics on I...

It's EXPERT LEVEL on this one as Henning & Jake take on the topic of HOTELS.  Henning requires a window that opens, Jake likes a little luxury but not too much. But NO SPOILERS...there is something SO odd about Henning's sleeping preferences that it would be a shame to mention it here, and you not get to enjoy Jake's absolute astonishment. We'd love to know what YOU think s...

The longest ever episode of WWITM ...but mostly because of the length of the pause when Jake asks Henning if he has a Sky Box. Henning isn't sure. The topic is ADVERTISING so expect reminiscences on old adverts in both the UK and Germany and how Henning's voice over for the Brighton Christmas market wasn't German enough. Jake though did sound English enough in his advert voice overs...

The boys put on HATS and talk about them for a while, before digressions into trying to buy Middlesborough Football Fanzines without cash and a part of the tale of William Tell which makes the Swiss out to be a right rowdy lot.  On Social Media you will see the HATS in question. It's well worth seeking it out to see what Henning puts on his bonce.  Coming Soon....Hotels, Advertising and Compl...

"We Are All Made of Stars" sang electronic musician and animal rights activist Moby, and Jake confirms it, although without much evidence, in this episode about ... ELECTRICITY. Henning makes the point that electricity, while essential, is a bit of a double edged sword and the boys admit they don't really understand where it comes from, or even what it is.  But you didn't come...

Expect fireworks as Henning and Jake have words over CYCLING, or better, cyclists "the most persecuted group in society" according to the German Comedy Ambassador. Jake wants to tax them, and the conversation deviates towards the state of British roads. Despite his devils advocate stance Jake admits to owning lycra and a mountain bike so the boys part as friends. And he's half Frenc...

The boys discuss EXPECTATIONS with opposing views. Jake was told by his careers advisor to give up acting, Henning had no expectations of becoming a stand-up comedian when he arrived in the UK some twenty years ago...it's all about EXPECTATIONS! It's 2026 so "ENGLAND EXPECTS" !! Just sit back and don't do anything about it. CYCLING next week  Follow the lads and suggest to...

THE GREAT GIVEAWAY!!  Henning and Jake have PRIZES to give to two lucky listeners who have helped our algorithms by leaving likes and reviews, because without such things we don't stand a chance. The boys read out reviews and pick the winners of the EASTENDERS Street Sign and the many many signed Henning Wehn DVDS including one that had a celebrity director/cameraman!  There are brief diversi...

The boys dabble in the topic of SCENT this week. We finally find out the reason that Henning didn't play professional football at the highest level while Jake gets sentimental for the days of white dog mess on the streets.   There is also a story about a career low-point for the German Comedy Ambassador. Back next week with another fascinating topic Follow the lads and suggest topics on Insta...

Hello Hello Hello First of all, some news...standby for a bonus episode soon when we will pick the winner of the prize package, ALL of Henning's DVDs and an Eastenders Street Sign...all signed! So...LAST CHANCE to comment below and get your name in the frame. Any comment, a min review or suggestion for a topic...over to you! This episode is a topical one...SOCIAL MEDIA! Is it a necessary evil...

A new year is a time to reflect and this episode finds the boys in a nostalgic mood. There is a lot of chat about the good old days when you paid a man when you wanted to use a car park and some grumpiness about apps. Jake remembers a fraudulent car park in London and Henning mentions the war at least once, but I think he got away with it alright.  Next week will be Social Media or Scent... Please...

The boys get serious in this one, but it will leave you wondering who the TWO stand-up comedians that Henning mentions actually are!  LEAVE A REVIEW OR COMMENT BELOW as Henning has thrown in a set of 6 signed DVDs to the Prize Pot to join Jake's Eastenders Signed Street Sign! Follow the lads and suggest topics on Instagram and X @woodwehninthemembrane 

Seasons Greetings from WWITM and all our very best wishes for 2026!  Unless you are in Thailand.  Ok, mark it in your CALENDARS we will be back next week on the 4th of January with a new episode.... In this one, Jake is back on EASTENDERS and there is a little insight into the holiday booking system on the show, while Henning pretty much knows what he is doing up until 2030. Enjoy!  Happy New Year...