Wisteria Lane Poker Club

Welcome to another great episode of Brett and Marys Wisteria Lane Poker Club. This episodes has loads of alcohol, embezzlement, slimly lawyers, new teen murders, and Lynette is her boss' wingwoman for a week. Dont miss this fun new episodes, with HOA Hijinx and inside jokes galore!

Welcome back! This week Brett and Mary fire up various meters; keeping count of hugs, disrespect, missed swim meets, and more! And does the Homeowners Association jeopardize Julie's future with heavy handed fines? Tune in, pull up a chair and let's get the cards on the table for the Wisteria Lane Poker Club!

The New Year brings good tidings and tight goodies in the form of a new episode of the Wisteria Lane Poker Club! And this episode is hotter than coffee spilled on Nina! This week, Mary and Brett look back on episode 3 of Desperate Housewives with all it's church music, mother-son bonding, lie-detecting, Emmy hunting glory!

It's time for another episode of your favourite Poker Club. Join Mary and Brett as they talk everything Housewives, and dish all the dirty drama of the lane. This episode contains more sneaky business with the Applewhites, Boob jobs and Extortion, The Movie "Willard", with the added bonus of Mother In Laws always lurking in the windows, and how to get away with Lying to your Therapist. We have eve...

SEASON 2 IS HERE. Mary and Brett are back at the table with a whole new deck of takes on their favourite show: Desperate Housewives! Join these two this week and discover how their breaks were, how they feel about Tom taking over the household responsibilities, the speed of news on the lane and how they wish Phyllis was their mom (just kidding)! Enjoy the one true first episode of the second seaso...

ALL the cards are on the table in the Season one finale of Desperate Housewives! This week Mary + Brett reflect on Gabrielle's misplaced allegiance to the hospital that killed her Mother-In-Law, Zach's tragic journey, the logistics of Lynette re-entering the workforce and flashbacks galore! We also give a final tally on this season's 'Body Count' and tease what's to come ne...

It's the 2nd to last episode of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club and it is packed! The ladies of the lane go through joys and falls, and the plot webs begin to weave together. Tom learns that Lynette may not be so innocent, Bree discovers new boundaries with both the men in her life, Susan and Mike take a new step, Edie looks great in every scene, and Carlos FINALLY goes to jail. Don't miss th...

Holy MOLY its episode 21! The season has flown by, but don't worry Mary and Brett are here with a brand new breakdown of Desperate Housewives. Listen as Mary and Brett talk all about the antics on Wisteria Lane. Bree's emotional cheating, "cop killer" Mike, Susan's Mom's fifth husband, and what is Edie's colour? We cover it all!

Join two BONAFIDE 10's this week for a recap of episode 20 of Desperate Housewives, titled "Fear No More"! Mary and Brett are dealing out hand holding tips, crowning Edie Britt our dedicated info Queen, and unleashing the full fury of the HOA on all the little perverts and thieves on Wisteria Lane!

Episode 19 - "Live Alone and Like It" brings out Mary's detective side as she cracks the case of all the new characters names! Mary and Brett also dish on tombstone Pinterest and how Susan's limber mom is a huge hit at the box factory! Dive in and see who experiences the HOA's wrath this week?

The eighteenth episode of Desperate Housewives "Children Will Listen" brings with it lively discussion of Brie's blossoming villain arc and the overt threats of violence from all angles. Join Mary Wisforden and Brett McCrindle as open up about their understanding of the U.S. Mail system, their prior experience with masculine Dana's and the hierarchy of effort in "getting dre...

'There Won't Be Trumpets' in the 17th episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club! The aftermath of Andrew's hit-and-run on Mama Solis finally comes around; Lynette tries to advocate for people with disabilities in the only way she knows how; the will-they won't-they shifts from Mike + Susan to Brie + Rex so join Mary + Brett as they dissect it all and dole out fines in HOA Hijinks!

We get another instance of the Wisteria Lane Poker in episode 16 of Desperate Housewives titled "The Ladies Who Lunch." And boy howdy are they ever serving up the drama this week! Mary and Brett break down Porta-Potty etiquette, Maisie's business write-offs, Edie's mountain climbing hobby, and the true meaning of friendship!

It's Monday, you know what that means! Another episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club! Mary and Brett dish about the pancake gossip, the teen parties, and the sexual undertones facing the lane this week. Pull up a chair, pour a cocktail and lets deal the cards! Episode 15 of Desperate Housewives; Impossible

Its episode 14 of Desperate Housewives and love is in the air! It's Valentines Day on the lane and things are HAPPENING! Mary and Brett deep dive this weeks episodes and crack jokes. We even have some HOA hijinks for you. A new character is introduced on to the lane, old characters are missed, and the wacky adventures don't stop coming in. (but don't worry the adventures aren't lik...

Episode 13 is finally here! This week Mary + Brett breakdown the turning tide of child behaviour on the lane, the different vibes Gabrielle and George give off, Julie & Zach's big dance as well as Susan & Paul's little two-step and lament the absence of a decent number of characters!

Hey there babes. It's been 3 weeks and no new episode? How could we do this to you? Well here's a mini update to let you know we are coming back!

Think of this as a bonus episode! We're taking a break from new regular episodes until May 13. So this week Brett is flying solo to give an update on Wisteria Lane's Body Count and debut a sketch about the moments before Fairview Emergency Services gets the call to respond to Edie's house fire.

This dozenth episode is a doozy! Join Mary Wisforden and Brett McCrindle breaking down Gabrielle's chicken preference, Lynette's yoga hack, Bree's complicated relationship with WWII, and Susan's heldover Apology tour. There's another deleted scene and Marc Cherry introduction to discuss thanks to physical media!

It's the debut of another fun episode of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club! On the table this week we deal out takes on certain folks moisture levels, community involvement in the macabre, the drawbacks of jogging, and more! We see the debut of TWO characters: Felicia Tillman and George Williams alongside a strong return for Edie! Bree balances her desires for perfection and vengeance, Lynette comp...

It's the start of a new week, which means its time for Wisteria Lane Poker Club! It's episode ten and its PACKED. In this episode: Lynette has trust issues. Susan and Mike start to heat up their relationship. Julie is a rebellious teen. Zack is returned to his father. Gabby burns bridges (and paperwork). Edie calls the police for missing Martha Huber, and Bree and Rex's marriage faces...

Why it's time for another episode of Wisteria Lane Poker Club! Join Mary and Brett this week as they discuss the nuances of being high around your parents, the labour imbalance in the home, how to pick up nanny's, and talking about your crimes in a public place! It's episode 9 and it's divine so let's dive in!

It's episode 8 of Wisteria Lane Poker Club and it has everything! The Van De Kamps are dealing with the guilt and shame of hiding a murder. The Scavo's are dealing with addiction issues. The Mayer's and The Delfino's are dealing with lies, mistrust and sensual situations. and The Solis' are dealing with grief and gaslighting. Everything is happening and there may be a death or...

Join Mary & Brett for episode 7 as they discuss real estate loopholes, the cars in evil's garage, the editors decision to cut a scene short, viable TV show cross over opportunities for the residents of Wisteria Lane and more! Paul Young’s P.I thinks he may have solved who sent the blackmail letter. Lynette dabbles with drug addiction. Gabby and John almost have their illegal love affair re...

It's episode six of Desperate Housewives and subsequently also of The Wisteria Lane Poker Club. This week's episode gets into everything wild. Lynette battles with other moms, and maybe a little bit with addiction. Gabby uses addiction in her own manipulative way against her mother-in-law. Rex and Bree share intimate revelations in therapy (and a restaurant) And finally, Susan uses her daughter to...