Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

For the last episode of the fifth season, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) tap into their holiday spirit with an astrological discussion on Dr. Seuss' classic How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), with a bottle of Downtown Winery's Saudade Syrah. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

It's tiiiiiiiiimmmeee!  Season five's speakeasy episode is here, just in time for the holiday season!  This week,  Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) finally catch up after a tumultuous Scorpio season and a predictably catastrophic Mercury retrograde, and get some things off their chest while sipping Hibiscus Mezcalitas. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrolog...

Back to basics! This week, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) revisit their old discussion format, sipping wine and spilling tea on the signs. Using their newfound astrological knowledge, they assign the signs new designated wines and discuss their favourite birth chart elements (and a few red flags) with a bottle of Corte Aura's Franciacorta Brut on hand for the ride. FOLLO...

Happy Scorpio Season, astrobaes! Enjoy some vintage Winestrology this week as Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) take a much-needed recording break to get their lives back in order in time for this batsh*t Mercury Retrograde. They'll be back next week with a brand new episode, mwah! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TIKTOK: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.c...

In this week's episode, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) chat with tarot reader, reiki healer, friend to the show, and secret Scorpio, Summer Martin ( @the.sol.soul ). The gal's chat about the history of tarot, the cards, their energies and their astrological connections. Summer shares tips on learning to read tarot for beginners, card interpretations and her favourit...

It's baaaacckkk... That's right, astrobaddies and daddies! In just a few weeks, Mercury retrograde will be upon us once more... doesn't the last one feel like it was just yesterday? But fear not, this week's guest is none other than tarot reader, professional witch, author and human ray of light, Sarah Potter . Sarah not only shares her best tips and tricks for surviving and th...

Now presenting the first bonus episode of the season: Winestrology's annual Spooky Season Special! This year, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) celebrate Halloween with a lighthearted astrological breakdown of campy spooky season classic, Addams Family Values (1993), over a bottle of Ursa Major Wines' 'Fan Fiction' . FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @win...

Back to basics! This week, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) unwind and enjoy a good old-fashioned gossip sesh, finally getting to catch up after a chaotic eclipse season.  With individual bottles of Grüvi's Bubbly Rosé on deck, the gals talk eclipse season lessons, end-of-year goals and the upcoming Mercury retrograde in Scorpio...and Sagittarius... FOLLOW US: IG: @winestr...

Hey astrobaddies & daddies...welcome to Winestrology, the podcast where we drop episodes a day early to sync with the full moon. This week's guest is none other than New York-based astrologer, author, and our new favourite Gemini, Lisa Stardust . Lisa, who, in typical Gemini fashion, became an astrologer before it was cool, joins  Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) for t...

It's finally here, astrobaddies and daddies! Apologies for the delay...technical difficulties had your girl Lwini ( @winisays ) in a tizzy trying to salvage the audio for this week's episode—it almost didn't happen at all! Still, the tea was too hot not to be shared, and with some late-night cocktails and Nicole's ( @nicoledaniellexo ) encouragement, miracles happened... This w...

Astrobaddies (and daddies) rejoice! Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) is back, and this week, she and Lwini ( @winisays ) are joined by astrologer, tarot reader, and the most docile Leo you'll ever meet, Queen Jade, to discuss the descendant and the ways its planetary ruler can affect your love life—yes, even more than Venus! This week's bottle was selected for us by Loopline Bottle Shop and...

When the cat's away, the mouse will find another co-host... In this week's episode, Lwini ( @winisays ) joins Aimee Macedo, Director of Ossington's family-owned Downtown Winery , to celebrate Toronto's hospitality scene, tradition, Portuguese wine and astrology basics. With a curated flight of Downtown Winery's exclusive house wines, Aimee shares her experiences operating...

"Play up , b*tch!" - a Mars in the 10th house native, probably. In this episode, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are joined by astrologer and pop culture connoisseur known for her deep dives into today's biggest cultural moments , Tasha Beg ( @thepopastrologist ). Tasha spills the tenth house's secrets, including its astrological lore, advice on how to chan...

PSA: it's still rough in these astro-streets for the foreseeable future...but never fear—Stevie's here!  Better known by her ultra-Taurean moniker, Spaghetti Witch , Stevie's back on the pod again. This time, she's dropping cosmic gems, including tea on this year's major remaining transits, an astrological sneak peek into the transformative energy of 2026, and advice for e...

Don't call it a comeback, it's more of a "oh, they're still a thing?". Thanks for joining us for Winestrology 2.0—an astrology podcast for the witchy and the bitchy.  Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are back, still sipping wine and roasting the signs, but also discussing life from a cosmic lens, using astrology as their roadmap to relationships, romanc...

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes! In this very special episode of Winestrology,  Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man! Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and...

Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies! Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato ) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the...

We're back and on track! This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree! This very serious episode calls for a very s...

In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are joined by fashionista and creative  Ava Asly after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo". Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own com...

Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes! We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com

IT'S THE 50TH EPISODE...ON WINESTROLOGY'S FEED!   So yes, not quite episode 50 yet but Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) decided to celebrate anyway with yet another "Speakeasy" segment. This week, the astrobaes sip some gin-based French 75s and discuss toxic positivity, branded mindfulness and the predatory side of "self-help". FOLLOW US: IG: @wine...

This week, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) are joined by special guests Dana, Elyse and Sarah of Allegedly Astrology Podcast for a chat about everyone's favourite Twitter discourse topic: toxic relationships. The astrobaddies pop a bottle of Tenuta Santomè's 2020 Prosecco Rosé Brut and discuss Saturn contacts, Plutonian inter-chart aspects, as well as their favourite...

On this week's episode, Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) re-visit the aspects by exploring how they play out in a synastry chart. The astrobaddies discuss the importance of trines, debate the power of the conjunction and share their favourite dysfunctional but sexy interchart aspects with another of Lauren Power's wine recommendations, Gnarled Vine's 2018 Caberne...

Hosts Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) continue their series on synastry by exploring the so-called "relationship houses" in a chart. In this week's episode, the astrobaddies crack a bottle of Zinio Bodega's 2020 Rioja Blanca and discuss the anatomy of a romantic relationship from the 1st to the 8th houses. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrology...

This week Lwini ( @winisays ) and Nicole ( @nicoledaniellexo ) revisit the planets and discuss their individual significance in a synastry chart with a crisp bottle of Provolo Wines' 2019 Soave.  FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology TWITTER: @winestrologypod TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com