Wine, Whine, and Once

It's our tenth episode! We did it! Do you know what we love? When men respect women and understand that 'No means NO!'.  Therefore, we do not love this episode.  Ethics and morality aside, this might be one of the most plot-relevant episodes the show has given us so far, so at least we have that going for us! Join us for an episode of screaming, yelling, and reading David Charming for FI...

First of all, yes, we know Dee's recording was echo-y. And no, we have NO clue why. Maybe she's cursed. What can be said about the Hansel and Gretel retelling that no one asked for? If you were wondering if it is possible to take a very creepy concept and make it explicitly uncomfortable and sexually charged for no god damn reason, the answer is yes.  We are also pretty sure Regina doesn’t kn...

You ever wonder how our favorite scaley boy became a scaley boy? No? Honestly, that's valid. But we at least get some good, old fashioned arson, and a thrilling debate to decide once and for all who is worthy enough to be the town sheriff: a newspaper reporter, or the current deputy.  What more could you want in a time as BAD as this? 

So we agree that Graham knows this wolf in the biblical sense, right? Fantastic! In episode 7, we get some fan-dancy backstory on the one and only Sheriff Graham, a ripe 42 minutes before he is unalived for the remainder of the series. What a specific choice!  Grab your emotional support wolf and come along for a wild ride. It's a bad time!

Annnd we're back! We missed you last week, but are so excited (and let's be honest, a little disgusted) to be diving into episode 6! This episode has it all: blatant ignorance of boundaries, twin brothers swapped at birth and swapped again at adulthood, and weekly dick appointments with Madame Mayor. Top it all of with Charming himself donning luscious locks. All praise David Christ our Lord.&nbsp...

Does it ever freak you out that crickets make that sound by rubbing their legs together? Somehow, we've already made it FIVE whole episodes in, which calls for a celebration! And by celebration, we obviously mean wine. And boy, will you need it to get through our favorite therapist-officiant-conscience's origin story.  It is a BAD time. 

Join us for episode four, featuring our best friend (and resident Ella-ologist), Keiliy! We go through all things Cinderella from the costumes all the way to the glass slipper itself to determine if Ashley/Ella is in fact a Cinderella character, and if this episode is or is not a Cinderella story.  As always, it is a BAD time.  Instagram: @winewhineandonce Gmail: winewhineandonce@gmail.c...

Snow falls for Charming (and from a tree!). Dee gets REAL spicy about the Katherines of the world (we apologize if that describes you), and Lo ponders the necessity of the woods door at the Storybrooke hospital. At least Henry doesn’t meddle and make everything worse! It is a BAD time. Instagram: @winewhineandonce Gmail: winewhineandonce@gmail.com 

Boy HOWDY what a wild ride. We learn a LOT about Storybrooke, and Regina learns that negging people is the wrong way to get them to leave town. Episode two, and Emma's 'Superpower' is already malfunctioning, but at least the town therapist got his PhD from a curse. Continuity? We don't know her. 

Welcome to Wine, Whine, and Once: a Once Upon a Time podcast! Your hosts, Lo and Dee, will take you through episode by episode for better or for worse. Episode 1 introduces us to our main cast of characters, a curse, and some questionable orange juice choices by one Henry Mills. It is a BAD time.