Wine Thots

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This week, we turn to Murder. Or not.  Talk through the mysterious death of Cindy James with us. 

What celebrities are aliens? Trick question: all celebrities are aliens.  Join us as we discuss the hottest aliens in hollywood. 

I've got a feelin' that we aren't here to discuss the black eyed peas. Fortunately for all of us, we're bringing back the Black Eyed Children. Stay tuned for your next Halloween costume idea. 

Hey thotlings, this week we're talking about nightmares. Plot twist: it's us. 

Happy new year Thotlings! It’s been a while but we’re back with some new chaos. Join us this week as we watch and review Birdemic - a romance thriller that will have you saying ‘wait, birds can throw grenades?’ 

We (slept)walked right into this. 

Get cozy & listen to some scary stories. Keep the lights on for these. 

This week we asked the robots to write us some horror stories. Spooky stuff! 

Dive into a Reddit Rabbit hole with us as we drink to bad birthdays.  

Join as we peruse the deep sea and smash or pass on some fish bois (and girls). 

Does everyone move worms off the sidewalk to reunite them with their families - or is it just us? Find out what other quirky things we do to secure a bright future if reincarnated as worms. 

We've run out of things to smash on Earth so we've moved on to Aliens. Join us this week for Alien Smash or Pass.

Find out why we’re NOT in charge of the stimulation as we tackle our political side on Wine Thots. 

You’re on a deserted island and you have to bring 3 celebrities…who would they be? An actor? A professional wrestler? A previous US president? Find out who we would pick this week on Wine Thots! 

It's time to get a$tronomical and smash or pass on some planets. Join us this week as we rank the planets from hottest to ... not.

Today robots take over…but it’s okay! We let them. Join us as we read through 3 generated AI short stories as we try to keep it together - spoiler alert, we do not. 

Welcome back! This week we ditch our star sign and find our planet persona. Join us as we figure out what planet best describes us. You could say this episode is…out of this world

It’s time for a terrible wine tasting! Join us as we suffer through our local grocery store’s worst wines while recalling some slightly traumatic childhood memories.

Let’s talk about toxic men we’d date. Plot twist, they’re not our exes…Join us this week as we uncork some more chaotic thots! 

Do you ever wonder if that strange fruit you see at the store is an alien? Probably not but don’t worry we’ll do it for you! Join us this week as we talk about what we definitely think are maybe aliens on Wine Thots! 

This week we’re getting to a new level of thots as we dive into some very interesting and especially doubtful conspiracy theories. Join us as we do our best! 

We’re back with our 10th episode, Thotlings! What better way to celebrate than with a slightly unhinged smash or pass…on the 50 states. Join us as we make terrible decisions on this episode of Wine Thots. 

Dreams are wild. Why do we have them? How do we have them? Why do they keep involving teeth? Join us to hear our incredibly science backed opinions on dreams

Welcome back! Join us as we uncork some childhood fears that are all kinds of unhinged. From flying newspapers to deeply rooted abandonment issues…we’ve got it all, this week on Wine Thots!