Willie B's Stupid Stories

2 Dogs ate their owners toes after he died.  They threw them up, and a woman tried to sell the toes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police ask naked man walking on highway what he's up to.  He says "going to get some pants" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

China is now installing Escalators to the tops of Mountains. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Russian Women are now Marrying Soldiers, so they can collect money when the men die in Combat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone stole $350,000 Worth of meats.  And you may not be chatting with a model on OnlyFans See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

8 Month Pregnant Woman robs banks while her husband waits out side unknowingly. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Philadelphia suburb paints the street lines super wavy to deter speeding See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man gets a kidney Transplant.  Ends up dying from Rabies because of the Transplant. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Couple has to go to the Hospital after man gets his fist stuck in his woman's mouth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family gets busted for driving cross country with the kids in the back of a U-Haul. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

High school Teacher has a sex party with her 13 year old students, while they worse Scream masks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Boston Parking Space is selling for $750,000 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man pulls a gun and shoots off rounds because the Karaoke Machine is broken See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone is trying to sell a Michael Jordan Shaped Cheeto! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Criminals Set up a Photoshoot so they could steal the Photographers Equipment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A TicToker accidentally put Nail Glue in her eyes, thinking it was Visene.  Doctors are saying it's quite common. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man wrecks his car on the highway.  Then strips naked, and walks off. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michigan Police get a ton of Calls after a Taxidermist drives around with a Dead Giraffe in his truck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Diesel is now selling new Jeans that shows off Plumbers Crack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 Denver Strip clubs were stealing Dancers Tips.  Now they're paying them back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man Wins $50K at the Casino.  Casino doesn't have to pay because man put himself on a Banned Gamblers List. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Man ends his own High Speed Pursuit because the Police Chasing him were too good. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Restaurant named Chubby Chicks is getting bullied by their neighbors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two Greeley Men Get Busted for trying to Shoot Drugs into a Prison with a T-Shirt Cannon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Post Malone left a $2,000 Tip, but the Square Terminal will only allow a $200 Tip. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.