Will You Accept This Roach?

Welcome back to Paradise, fellow stoners! This week, Tammy deals with the fallout of choosing Thomas over Aaron, and Mari and Demi are not happy with each other! Who knew that the oldest contestant on the beach would be the hottest commodity? A cake gets thrown in the fire, some gaudy jewelry makes an appearance, and some contestants make surprise exits. Also, a few unexpected new people show up!...

In this next episode, things get complicated! We get two new contestants who come in with their eyes on some ladies, which spells trouble for Jessenia and Ivan. Mari tells Kenny she wants to be open, and Demi is all for it! Connor the Cat desperately tries to win Maurissa back by wearing a silky romper the guys call "kimono convict," but it can't really compete with Riley's bod. Listen as we tear...

This week, we've got a double episode release, as the Bachelor Gods thought the universe needed 4 hours of content. So much happens in this episode! Thomas arrives, and the guys are not too happy. We're thrilled, though, as we need some new villain energy! Lance Bass is our new host,  everyone is wearing a crazy shirt, and we get pretty lit!

Welcome back to paradise! Some new contestants arrive, including the Demi God! She's here for the P and not the V, and she's ready to play the game. There are 14 women and 10 guys, and the guys have the roses this week. We get a couple of 1-1 dates, Queen V strikes out again, and David Spade makes his gracious exit. We really dive into the greenery in this episode (of course!) so please have a lis...

It's summertime in Bachelor Nation, and we finally have a new season of BIP! After the hiatus of last year, we once again get to see contestants from the past few seasons get drunk and make fools of themselves on a beach resort. Some fan favourites have returned, and we're not stoned enough for this shit! Queen V has turned into a Goddess, Brendan shows his neck, and Kenny the boyband manager won'...

We finally made it, and we're not stoned enough for this shit! In this ruthless and albeit confusing finale, we see Katie's story as the Bachelorette come to a close. We couldn't be more surprised by the outcome, and really can't say any more, because spoilers. We really lit up the greenery in this episode, so please have a listen, and stay tuned for our return next week with Bachelor in Paradise!

Hello lovely listeners! It's the episode we've waited a long time for: The Hamilton Hometown Date! Except we didn't really get that, because our expectations were too high and this is the Bachelorette after all. We still really enjoyed this episode, and though the dates were kind of meh, we got to see the highly anticipated Katie meltdown we've been seeing in the previews for weeks. We really doub...

It's the Men Tell All episode, and we started off so stoned, we thought we were about to see Hometowns! There wasn't enough drama this season between the guys, as they were all in love with each other, but this episode brought a few early villains back to have their last say. We saw a fight almost break out on stage, a random make-out (sadly not between any of the guys), and the departure of one o...

Hello beautiful listeners! In our latest episode, we're still talking about Connor the Cat's outfits and comparing him to Queen V, who we both want to dress up as for Halloween. Who's in? Also, we talk Hamilton Hometown date ideas, all the crying that's coming up in the next few episodes, and whether or not JPJ is a pot smoker. If so, he should be smoking out of Bong Paul Jones, of course. Katie p...

In this extra long episode, we are joined by special guest Nikki, and laugh probably harder than we ever have. The franchise sets us up with yet another awkward AF wedding-themed date, and we are SO confused by the outcome. The guys gang up on Hunter and try to vote him off the island, we debate the existence of long-lost Gyllenhaal siblings, and the guys are told not to wank for a week. What coul...

We're back with another (slightly delayed) podcast! In this episode, we get some 1-1 dates, some heavy crying (all from the guys), and an aggressive game of Bash Ball? Is that a thing? Blake joins the cast, and there is surprisingly no drama to speak of. We also heavily critique Connor the Cat's outfits, as he's really making a name for himself as the next Queen V. What will he wear next? Listen a...

In this latest episode, the guys vote yet another villain off the island. The brotherhood is strong this season! Meanwhile, Katie gets an unexpected visitor, and has to make a big decision. Listen as we fantasize about the future hometown dates and partake in find greenery!

Hello wonderful listeners! We're here reviewing the latest episode of Katie's season, and boy, is this one a tear-jerker! This entire season so far has been like a self-help retreat, and all the guys (and Katie) delve into some pretty serious subject matter. But first, the guys are doing what they do best - bromancing and ganging up on douches. They're a unit. Listen as we review this intense epis...

We're back with another episode! This season is off to a fiery start, and the personalities are already clashing. We've got Karl the motivational speaker, who is serious motivating us to turn off the TV. We've got dudes aggressively mud wrestling, and it's not even hot. Katie gets riled up at the cocktail party, telling the guys to F off if they aren't "here for the right reasons." What a cliffhan...

Welcome back stoners! Give it up for Katie, our new Bachelorette! You may remember her as Vibrator Girl from Matt James' season. We're so excited to be back, and to have all these dudes with amazingly hilarious job titles as contestants. Will the Zipper Sales Manager go far? How about the Surgical Skin Salesman? This season is a bit different, as we've got TWO hosts! We've also got a new bong, and...

This is definitely not your typical season finale! Tayshia shakes things up by letting a certain someone come back, and then has her final two meet the parents. Then, her dad decides to throw a wrench into everything by freaking her the hell out. The episode ends happily, and we get a preview for Matt James! So much crying is coming! Stay tuned for our next season, and stay stoned!

Now that the parents have been introduced, it's time for the episode where everyone has sex! Don't you just love the formula of this show? Tayshia has 3 guys left, but who will go to Bone Town? Also, we got too stoned and lost the second half of this episode! But, never fear, because we do eventually get the hang of this and no longer mess up from this point forward. Stay stoned!

It's Tayshia's hometown date episode! We loved this episode, as it's always interesting to see all the contestants' weird families. There are four guys left - Ben gets cold feet, Ivan and Tayshia talk religion, and Zac and Brendan's families get emotional. We also talk about how much we want Bennett to be the Bachelor again, even if he's a secret villain/cringe-king. This episode was short and swe...

It's time for the best episode of every season! We love the Tell All episodes, and this one is super emotional. Tayshia sends some guys home and makes some big decisions after hearing admissions of love. Also, Hamilton boy Blake gets a 1-1 date! Listen as we finally name our podcast (this episode was recorded in Dec 2020) while partaking in some greenery.

We're back with another podcast of Tayshia's season of the Bachelorette! In this episode, we take a closer look at the Noah/Bennett feud. Who will Tayshia send home? Also, the guys all take a lie detector test! Listen as we evaluate the remaining contestants, and all of their eclectic job titles, while partaking in some greenery.

We're back with another episode of Tayshia's season! The episode starts off with a cocktail party, and we have several questions - who is Bennett? What is Bennett? Is he a villain, or just a condescending elitist? How long will Noah last, and what is the deal with our Hammertown boy Blake? Listen as we review this episode while partaking in some of the finest greenery. **NOTE: At the time of this...

At this point, we definitely know all the guys' names, but we still love calling them whatever we want. This episode is full of capital "D" drama, and someone plants a seed of doubt in Tayshia's mind. Her integrity is at stake! Listen as we give a play-by-play account of this episode, while partaking in some fine greenery.

In this episode, Tayshia has the guys compete for the Manliness Man award, and the Biggest Baby. Or something like that. It's hilarious and the guys all get pitted against each other, and no one likes a guy with a mustache, not even Tayshia. This episode had us cackling, so please have a listen as we partake in some greenery!

Hello stoners, thanks for continuing to listen to our weekend Bachelorette catch-up! It's Tayshia's first episode, and the guys are meeting her for the first time! We already know all the guys, but oh - what's this? Four new contestants? What does Tayshia think? What do we think? Have a listen!

This episode marks the turning point of Clare's season of the Bachelorette. All the tabloid rumours are true, and this episode seals the deal. The other contestants have to make a big decision that will determine everything...sorry, 4 episodes of The Bachelorette in a day can make for some pretty dramatic writing. Declarations! Pouty faces! Proposals! Greenery!