Judy and Jessie
Will You Accept This Roach?
Two girls, many bowls, and a whole lot of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
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Judy and Jessie
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Sep 2, 2025
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Episodes
The Bachelor 28x05: Keif Mountain 07.03.2024 55:35
This episode starts off with a rose ceremony, a trip to Spain, and two 1-1 dates. We get a shocking self elimination, some horrible outfits, and a sneek peak at the potentially sad conclusion to the season. Stay tuned for our next episode, stoners!
The Bachelor 28x04: All Of Your Bunions 28.02.2024 56:49
Hey stoners, we're back after a short hiatus! In this episode, we get an awkward 2:1 date while the other girls get sausages and Swiss cheese slapping their faces. Stay tubed for our next episode coming sooooper soon!
The Bachelor 29x03: A Declaration of War 10.02.2024 1:00:25
In this episode, the queens of the Golden Bachelor return and host a group date talent show, and it's just as awkward as it's sounds. Joey has another 1-1 date, some drama ensues, and the word "bully" is uttered. Listen as we get super stoned and recap!
Joey's Wet Mom: A Conversation with the Stoner Chicks 08.02.2024 1:01:26
Hey stoners! We are thrilled to have had a chance to record with the ladies of Stoner Chicks Podcast! Listen as we make our predictions for Joey's season after watching the first 2 episodes. Stay tuned for our end-of-season recap!
The Bachelor 29x02: Thank you, Michael Bolton 03.02.2024 1:03:47
In this episode, Joey picks his first 1:1, a cake gets dramatically thrown on the ground, and the show gets its first decent musical guest. This episode was hilarious, and we can't wait for you to hear us give it the stoner treatment!
The Bachelor 29x01: We're Not Into Kleinburg 31.01.2024 50:56
Joey's season has finally begun! Fire up your doobies, grab your grinders and gummies, and get ready to watch the cute angel baby that is Joey start his dramatic journey to find love.
The Golden Wedding: Get Your Own Venue! 10.01.2024 44:04
For the first time in the history of this franchise, an engaged couple actually gets married within a month of the finale. This wedding was basically an awards show and took place at La Quinta, home of the quarantine Bachelor seasons. Listen as we watch and judge the F out of everyone's red carpet outfits.
High for the Holidays: The Search for Brennan Elliott 24.12.2023 1:05:13
Happy holidays, stoners! In this special episode, we attempt to find a Hallmark Christmas movie starring hunky Brennan Elliott, from our favorite Bachelor dark satire, UnReal. We searched, and we found him! Have a happy stoner holiday!
The Golden Bachelor 1x09: The Old Man Chooses 12.12.2023 1:11:22
It's the finale! In this extra long episode, Gerry picks his forever wife and cries a lot. It's a happy ending, but there is drama! Listen as we conclude this season, and stay tuned for our annual episode of High for the Holidays!
The Golden Bachelor 1x08: Brain Sex 24.11.2023 1:00:00
In the penultimate episode, we see how old people "knock boots." It's sex week! We are joined by Brad, who was with us on last season's fantasy suites episode, and this take is just as hilarious. Listen as we try to figure out what Gerry is really thinking with the last two contestants! Stay tuned for next week's season finale!
The Golden Bachelor 1x07: I Ain't Wedding 18.11.2023 44:56
It's the Women Tell All! Of course these women are all BFFs and there is zero drama, except for Gerry's decision of who to send home before fantasy suites. We were legitimately shocked and angry and don't know how to handle this and there isn't enough weed in the world.
The Golden Bachelor 1x06: An Hour of Shouting with Grandma 10.11.2023 28:16
We're back! In this episode, Gerry meets three families at the hometowns, drops the L word on two of the women, and then freezes at the rose ceremony! Gerry has cried at every one of these, and this time, he just can't do it. Stay tuned for the Women Tell All!
The Golden Bachelor: 1x05 Aquafit Horah 02.11.2023 28:36
This episode starts off with the women doing aquafit and generally getting along super well. Gerry decides which 3 crying women he'll go home with. Next up, Hometowns!
The Golden Bachelor 1x04: All the Hanovers 28.10.2023 36:59
In this episode, we finally see what Pickleball is all about! Log Lady Kathy continues to cause drama and the ladies play never-have-I-ever, much to our enjoyment. There are six ladies left, so stay tuned for our stoner commentary for the next episode!
The Golden Bachelor 1x03: Log Lady Vibes 22.10.2023 38:22
In this episode, we finally are getting some DRAMA. Kathy (AKA Log Lady) has disrupted the sanctity of the household because she doesn't like when Theresa says words. We also get a talent show, balloon rides, and fancy pink dresses. Grab a joint, and join us as we get stoned for Golden Bachelor!
The Golden Bachelor 1X02: Thank you, Old People 18.10.2023 47:44
We are back for episode two! We are not stoned enough for old people that are genuinely nice and caring to each other... plus our favorite fashun icon of all time, FRANCO LACOSTA is back and fabulous as ever! Grab a bowl and join us for this smoke sesh!
The Golden Bachelor 1x01: No, Theresa! 08.10.2023 27:34
We're back, stoners! And this time we're getting stoned, and watching OLD MAN BACHELOR. We're on a journey to help sweet Gerry find love among the cougars. There will be heartbreak, there will be tears, and there will be a lot of botox, but we are here for it! (and are definitely not stoned enough!)
The Bachelorette 20x09: Barb and her +1 (Finale and ATFR) 07.09.2023 41:29
Charity's season has come to an end! While it really wasn't the most heartbreaking ending ever, we did get to meet the new bachelor (!!), get an engagement, and see BARB in the audience! Honestly that matters more than anything, and we can't wait to podcast Golden Bachelor, starting soon!! Fire up those doobies!
The Bachelorette 20x8: We're Coming For Your Yacht! (Men Tell All) 30.08.2023 48:58
In the penultimate Men Tell All episode, Brayden steals the episode because he brought all the drama, Xavier gets emotional in the hot seat, and we finally meet Gerry! Listen as we judge all the men while super stoned, and stay tuned for the finale episode next week!
The Bachelorette 20x07: Viall Bebe 18.08.2023 1:01:49
It's finally sex week! Charity has 3 men left, 1 man gets dumped, but 1 OTHER man is contemplating coming back! How many men is that? Listen as we smoke the finest infused greenery while tearing this episode apart.
The Bachelorette 20x06: Get Your Own Claw 16.08.2023 42:51
We're back from our short hiatus! Thank you for getting stoned with us again. It's the Hometown episode, and Charity meets everyone's family while everyone cries. It's all part of the mating ritual. We were legitimately shocked at who she sent home, but we'll talk about that on the Fantasy Suites episode, coming up soon!
The Bachelorette 20x05: Sweet Dips 04.08.2023 54:42
In this episode, Charity decides which of the guys' families she wants to meet, but not before a 2:1 date with Tanner and Van Woodson, two guys we forgot were there. Heartbreak and confusion ensues, but no one sheds a tear and we are not stoned enough. We are a bit behind, so tune in for Hometowns next week!
The Bachelorette 20x04: This is Cashmere 21.07.2023 1:09:24
This episode marks a first for us - we somehow convinced a member of Bachelor Nation to join us on our humble podcast, Jake Ondrus from BIP Canada! Also, previous guest Jillian Wisborg! Listen as we pick apart this episode, which is full of trauma bonding, temper tantrums from Brayden, and scarves.
The Bachelorette 20x03: Deep Douchebag 19.07.2023 1:01:59
This week, Charity ignores all of Brayden's red flags and takes him on a date. Then, she takes another dude on a date who falls asleep. The boys dress up as Ken, and, hilariously, all have to sing. We had two special guests this episode who got super stoned with us, so tune in!
The Bachelorette 20x02: I Can Smell Your Religion 07.07.2023 55:46
In episode 2, Charity has her first 1:1 date, Brayden's feathery earrings make a statement, the boys play dodgeball in Speedos, and everyone is apparently on Spring Break. Listen as we pick apart this episode while super stoned!
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