Headgum & Nicole Byer

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Society EN ↓ 457 episodes

Love and dating can be messy—so let’s talk about it! On this multi-award-winning podcast, comedian Nicole Byer explores romantic highs, lows, and all the juicy stuff in between, alongside comedians, experts, and sometimes an ex or two. New episodes every Friday!

Author

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Category

Society

Podcast website

headgum.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

Love, Marriage, and Taxes (w/ Nick Wiger) 29.06.2018

Nick Wiger ( Doughboys, I Love You America ) is on the show to gush about the love for his wife, learn about Nicole's green card marriage, and talk about responses they get from horny Doughboy fans. Also stay tuned for Nicole's more recent Tinder stories, and Nick shares the time he saw the most boobs at once. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: ...

Why Won't You Bake with Me (w/ Carl Tart) 22.06.2018

Carl Tart ( Comedy Bang Bang, Party Over Here ) joins Nicole to discuss their favorite memes, the crazy foods Nicole's been subjected to on Nailed It! , and why they like swearing in front of kids. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcast...

Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus) 15.06.2018

The incredible Jon Gabrus ( Raised by TV, Action Boyz, High & Mighty podcast) joins Nicole to share the adorable story on meeting his wife, and how it lead him to make out with all of his friends in the process. Nicole confronts Gabrus on why he hypothetically wouldn't date her, shares more stories about her sleeping with cab drivers, and reads problematic Tinder messages. They also discuss th...

Take a Look at Nicole's new Tinder Bio! (w/ Zeke Nicholson) 08.06.2018

Zeke Nicholson ( A.P. Bio , Take My Wife, Lopez ) joins Nicole to share stories from their first acting gigs, discuss the incestuous feel of dating people in the comedy community, and Zeke rates Nicole's NEW Tinder bio! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-...

Nicole's Figuring Out Her Sexuality (w/ Zainab Johnson) 01.06.2018

Zainab Johnson (Stand-up, HonesTEA with Z podcast) is here to answer all of Nicole's questions on the Muslim religion, what being "emotionally unavailable" means, and Nicole think she's finally figured out her sexuality. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Ap...

Getting Paid for Sex (w/ Meatball and Big Dipper) 25.05.2018

Buckle up, this episode is a wild one. Nicole is joined by drag queen Meatball and rapper Big Dipper! They discuss how they like to be choked in bed and the times they've gotten paid and have paid for sex. Nicole gets convinced to hire a male hooker for her next birthday. You DON'T want to miss this episode. For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify:...

Live from RuPaul's DragCon 2018 (w/ Eureka O'Hara) 18.05.2018

It's Why Won't You Date Me 's first live podcast! Eureka O'Hara ( RuPaul's Drag Race season 9 & 10) joins Nicole to discuss what it's like to have sex in drag, how Drag Race prevents their contestants from hooking up, and answers questions from the audience. For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu You can play along and...

The World is Pretty Unfair (w/ Jake Weisman) 11.05.2018

Jake Weisman ( Corporate ) joins Nicole to talk the traumatic incident that couldn't let him cum for a decade, his experience with Raya, and how he likes to slips into a his Robin Williams character during sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcas...

Advice from a Married Couple (w/ Madeline Walter and Ben Greene) 04.05.2018

It's Why Won't You Date Me 's first married couple guest! Madeline Walter (UCB, Definitely Dying podcast) and Ben Greene (UCB, On The Cusp podcast) discuss the crazy drunken story that nearly made them break up. Nicole shares the times she catfished guys on AIM and also shares her virginity story. This episode is juicy, juicy, juicy and you don't want to miss it! See Privacy Policy at https://art1...

Lying About Your Age Online (w/ Molly Tarlov) 27.04.2018

Molly Tarlov (MTV's Awkward) joins Nicole to talk about their one night stands, Nicole's experiences on a Jewish dating app, and lying about your age online. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read...

Body Positivity (w/ Tess Holliday) 20.04.2018

Tess Holliday is a plus sized model who's attracted some creepy Instagram DMs. She's on the show to discuss body positivity, Nicole's latest Tinder failures, and the troubles of Skype sex. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty com...

Masturbating to Food (w/ Marcy Jarreau) 13.04.2018

Nicole's good friend Marcy Jarreau (UCB Comedy, Loosely Exactly Nicole , Kar Dishin' It podcast) is on the show to discuss Nicole's hate for the Coffee Meets Bagel dating app, and soup. Check out Marcy Jarreau's A Funny Feeling podcast on HeadGum ! You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won...

Nicole's finally on Raya! (w/ Eliza Skinner) 06.04.2018

With the help from Eliza Skinner ( The Late Late with James Corden, Drop The Mic ) Nicole is finally on Raya! They discuss what the exclusive dating platform is like, and if they would ever date their own fans. Nicole also admits her love for shoplifting to her Tinder matches. Does it work? The answer may not surprise you. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Faceb...

The Fappening (w/ Dan Black) 29.03.2018

What if shit actually tasted great, and that's why people eat ass? Dan Black ( UCB Comedy , The Comedians of Wrestling Podcast) is on the show to ask the real questions. Nicole introduces Dan to butt-stuff, details her sexual encounter word doc she keeps, and talks about the effects of the 2004 Fappening . This episode is a wild one and you don't want to miss it. You can play along and see Nicole'...

Gay Bar Sidewalk Sale (w/ Mano Agapion) 23.03.2018

Mano Agapion ( UCB, Horny for Horror) joins Nicole to have a great discussion on race and gender identity, body dysmorphia, and a crazy Grindr threesome story. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it rea...

What a Time to be Alive (w/ Langan Kingsley) 16.03.2018

Langan Kingsley ( Corporate) joins Nicole to discuss masturbating in public, stalking exes on Instagram, and what Nicole really wants in a man. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow...

The 5 Love Languages (w/ Warren Burke) 09.03.2018

Warren Burke ( Jimmy Kimmel Live! ) talks Nicole through her intimacy issues, the 5 love languages, and the time she got mistaken for a hooker. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow...

Dating Fans (w/ Mike Mitchell) 02.03.2018

This week Mike Mitchell ( The Birthday Boys, Doughboys, Love ) is on the show to get his Tinder profile rated, discuss whether they would date fans, and why he doesn't like sharing a bed in a relationship. Things get real in this episode - you won't want to miss it. Subscribe to the Doughboys Podcast! Play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.c...

Sexting (w/ Jen D'Angelo) 23.02.2018

Jen D'Angelo ( Workaholics, *Loosely Exactly Nicole ) is on the show to discuss terrible prank shows they've filmed, why Nicole hates Christmas, and sexting. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read...

Getting Drunk at the Movies (w/ Brooks Wheelan) 16.02.2018

Brooks Wheelan ( SNL ) is on the show to discuss the ultra-exclusive Raya app, how he once got scabies from a girl he met in a liquor store parking lot, and the time he embarrassed himself in front of George Clooney. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple...

Featuring the Man Who's Floor I Peed On (w/ EJ Wolborsky) 09.02.2018

EJ isn't a comedian, but just a nice guy who's floor Nicole peed on after a drunken party at an Apple store. Hear them reconcile on what happened that fateful night, and for some wholesome dating advice. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Le...

Bad Threesomes (w/ Matteo Lane) 02.02.2018

Nicole's good friend Matteo Lane ( Guy Code, @midnight, Ladylike) is on the podcast to rate Nicole's Tinder, talk about their experiences with threesomes, and discuss the horrors of sucking a dirty dick. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Le...

Growing Up Fat (w/ Jacob Wysocki) 26.01.2018

Jacob Wysocki ( *Loosely Exactly Nicole , UCB Comedy) joins Nicole to discuss being fat, going through puberty, and dating "normies". You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole By...

Do Men Not Respond to Funny Women? (w/ Joanna Bradley) 19.01.2018

Joanna Bradley ( UCBComedy, Saturday Night Live) joins Nicole to share some of their bad Craigslist hookups stories, discuss the challenges of dating as a female comedian, AND reveal the time they hooked up! You don't want to miss this one. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You D...

Would You Date a Chucklefucker? (w/ George Kareman) 12.01.2018

George Kareman (UCB Comedy, Long Haired Businessmen ) is on the show to teach Nicole how to use Hinge, and if they would ever date a chucklefucker. Nicole reveals her whole sneaky plan to make out with George. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcast...

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