Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

"I was apart of an orgy on a ship, where I looked over at my friend who was wearing this guy like a fucking bracelet" Joel Kim Booster joins Nicole to discuss their favorite porn narratives, cock and ball torture, and Joel describes his experience dating multiple sets of gay twins. A guy who ghosted Nicole is starting his own dating podcast, and it's not sitting well for her. Check out Joel and Ni...

" He just started sweating so much, that it was like water pouring onto me. And he said it was cause he was sad about his ex-girlfriend. " Lisa Hanawalt ( Bojack Horseman, Baby Genuises Podcast) discusses how to deal with boring guys, publicly declaring your love (like on this very podcast), and the complex behind needing a big dick for pleasurable sex. Nicole reads her latest dating app conversat...

"Everyone is doing monogamy. And if you try to cram all those people into one door, someone is gonna get hurt." Baron Vaughn ( Corporate, The New Negros ) explains LOVE. What it is to be a love addict, and the differences on love, lust, and infatuation. He also shares his experiences being in non-monogamous relationships. Nicole addresses the recent reddit threads, explaining why her comedy is so...

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark . They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance. Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment for a c...

" The thought of you inside me makes me upset " Erin Whitehead ( Animals, Wild Horses ) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.co...

" This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here ." Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble ( Brooklyn Nine-Nine ) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together...

" He gave the podcast people more insight into why we broke up than he did to me " Turns out, talking about your relationship publicly on podcasts could be troublesome. Kara Klenk ( Magic for Humans, stand-up) shares her experiences when her break-up details were announced on a podcast. Nicole has to start being careful what she says on WWYDM, cause turns out people she dating are listening to thi...

" With size, there's truly no winning in being an objectified woman. " Megan Neuringer (writer, Portlandia ) talks about body anxieties at every size, teaches Nicole about her ovaries and how to find the best relationship advice on Google. Nicole realizes she used to cock block her dad as a child, and discusses her suspicions with her male gynecologist. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder b...

" I promise you , y ou'll never fuck good enough to not have to eat pussy " Ify Nwadiwe ( @midnight , Buzzfeed Video , Nerdificent Podcast ) joins us to discuss playing D&D with the Sprouse twins, provides sex tips for the guys, and living vicariously through thirst traps. Nicole's pussy is sick this episode. She shares her latest stand up horror stories, and crazy tinder messages. You can pla...

Tony Rodriguez (UCB) discusses his worst dates, the importance of communication during sex, and bad kissing. Nicole shares the time she showed her pussy to her roommate. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment fo...

Pandora Boxx ( RuPaul's Drag Race ) discusses life after Drag Race, being in an open relationship, and wild fan encounters. Nicole describes her latest nightmare date filled with red flags. Check out Pandora's new parody single, Oops I Think I Pooped on YouTube . You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be...

Mary Sasson (UCB) discusses the ever growing trends in women's bodies. Nicole talks about the worst dicks she's slept with and makes an apology to her Pizza match on Tinder. Also, Nicole's like really, really horny in this one.   You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why...

Jazzmyne Robbins (Buzzfeed) is on to discuss thirsting publicly on Instagram, the times they’ve contemplated sleeping with fans, and the problematic nature of threesomes. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment f...

Roz Drezfalez (Drag queen, stand-up) discusses the life and struggles of dating as a drag queen. Nicole expresses why dating a improv comic is a turn off for her, and shares her interest in having a sex-tape leaked on Pornhub. Roz's Instagram: @rozdrezfalez Roz's Podcast: The Gasp For more drag queens on Why Won't You Date Me, check out our episode playlist on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3fg8Epu You...

Jason Kim ( Love , Girls ) is on the podcast. They talk about how they met over a mutual love for Beyoncé, Nicole shares her latest cocaine bender, and describes the turn of events that lead her to loving her body. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars...

Jameela Jamil ( The Good Place ) chats about how she got cast in The Good Place, the rejection she got as a child, and shares her most horrifying Tinder date. Check out Jameela's "I Weigh" Instagram , a movement for us to feel valuable and see how amazing we are, beyond the flesh on our bones. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.face...

Things get heavy in this episode of Why Won't You Date Me. Fiona Landers (UCB, Full House ) discusses her previous marriage with a comedian, how a death in the family affected her dating life, and ghosting. Nicole reads her Hinge dating app answers and realizes it could be the reason she never gets matches. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  ht...

Weston Bahr is on the podcast to discuss what it's like to be harassed by Nicole on Nailed It , creepy DMs he gets from fans, all the dick jokes they've had to cut from the show, and so much more in this gossip-filled episode. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Dat...

Nicole and Nick Snow dated for a month, before Nick decided they should stop seeing one another. Now he's on the podcast to reminisce their first date, get closure on some things, and get confronted on why he stopped dating her. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You D...

Ego Nwodim joins Nicole to talk therapy and the times they've shat their pants. Ego takes a look at Nicole's updated Tinder profile. Nicole re-reads her Bagel Meets Coffee questionnaire and realizes why she may have never got matches on it. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Rate  Why Won't You Date M...

Marcella Arguello (stand up, @midnight ) joins Nicole to share their love for sucking dick, her worry for being fetishized as a tall woman, and gives Nicole great advice for her Tinder profile. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts ....

Sabrina Jalees (Netflix's The Comedy Lineup ) joins Nicole to discuss hot celebrities they've taped to their bedroom walls, why they both enjoy gay porn, and both share their shoplifting stories. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts...

Fran Gillespie ( SNL , Love , The Good Place ) joins Nicole to discuss why it's harder for women to openly discuss sex than men. Nicole describes her Raya application process and shares her latest unsuccessful Bumble messages. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Dat...

Nicole's oldest, best friends John Mason & Nicholas Stavola reminisce about their old high school romances, why John wouldn't take Nicole to their prom, and Nicole shares some hot pussy facts. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts...

Oscar Montoya (UCB, Inside the Disney Vault podcast) joins Nicole to talk through his 4 year dry spell, Mario Betalli's mitten hands, and the rampant racism in Los Angeles. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comment...