why i couldn’t finish…

SPOILER ALERT!!! The dog doesn't die, and Markiplier has HUGE breasts :) james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3

welcome to the cottage. they might finish each other off, but we won't... james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp shelby - @ shelby.steele.ur.heart OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv <3

hi im johnny knoxville and this is bake off. this is the only one where we actually talk about the media we’re reviewing like the whole time…. james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv

in which we order Burger King and discuss who should have kissed, per usual. send us all of your muppet lotr fanart. please. please. please. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv

jerk it gently, hole … listen to us rant more about doctor who, smiling friends, and preacher than the actual topic of this episode! and send us your ponysonas! james - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics done by @ jess_irv

LOOK UP GENOCIDE IN THE DICTIONARY AND NEXT TO IT IS A PICTURE OF ME jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish graphics by @ jess_irv

we discuss our favourite batmans, fall out boy, and a bunch of other junk. be sure to send us your favourite batman parents death scene! jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

from slaughterhouse 5 to the worst of chinese buffets, this week’s episode has it all. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

this week we dive back into the podcast with some comic books and a surprising amount of the simpsons. jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

a little less cannibalism a little more gay people! send us your vecna songs and dnd characters!! jay - @ polarized._.bear frankie - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

tonight we tackle jim gordon and cook him up into a crispy beef wellington! send us your serial killer agendas and we’ll send back some good recipes! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

happy pride month! this episode is just in time for season 2 being announced! send us ur flags if u dare… jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish new graphics done by @ jess_irv

our spring break recap and some discussion of ihop before we inevitably dunk on jk rowling. jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish thank u aiden 4 our beautiful graphic design needs

send us your worst hxh fanfics (within reason)! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)

this week we discuss marvel fanfic with our special guest and expert, makenna!!! feel free to send us your favourite bad fanfic on our new Instagram :) makenna - @ makenna_boyd jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)

follow our new Instagram and send us your doom patrol self insert ocs! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)

join our brendan urie hate club! (and don’t write real person fiction) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp OUR BRAND NEW INSTAGRAM: @ whyicouldntfinish big thanks to aiden for our graphic design :)

TW: PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU LISTEN (not in order) - discussions of self harm (specifically on tumblr) - eating disorders - alcoholism and addiction - romanticization of mental illness - Real Person Fiction jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp dating sim: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1KNDRMzscYABqqzhrsybtMIJ8zMXVQY5F6nN3f6fhUM4/edit?usp=sharing logo by the ever lovely, aiden! red...

send us ur furby-sona and/or a toy that terrified you as a kid! (sorry for the re-upload, I may have accidentally put out the raw file before…oopsies) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp big thanks to aiden 4 the cover art :)

we hate everyone but Saff :) jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp the ever lovely aiden did our cover art

join our David Boreanaz hate club! jay - @polarized._.bear darynn - @goblinvamp big thanks to aiden for the lovely cover art

find us online! jay - @ polarized._.bear darynn - @ goblinvamp logo by the ever lovely, aiden! redbubble - @ things-i-guess