Why are people listening to this?

Fast Car- Luke Combs 18.11.2023 15:28 ↓

The white bastardization of a classic black song should never have happened, but listen to it so Tracy gets paid

Taylor Swift - Is It Over Now? 11.11.2023 23:01 ↓

We discuss why Taylor Swift dominates, and we don’t really talk about the song.

Dance The Night - Dua lipa 02.11.2023 19:30 ↓

Hey, it's 1977 and it's NYC and you've gone to a gay bar? Nope. You're just listening to the Barbie soundtrack and it's great!

First Person Shooter ft. J. Cole - Drake 26.10.2023 19:03 ↓

The podcast is back with music that sounds like it was released on the last Drake album, but no, it's from the current Drake album. Drake tires to rap battle J. Cole and gets exposed.

All My Life - Lil Durk ft. J. Cole 12.06.2023 18:21 ↓

Every once in a while, a trap song comes along that does not make us want to throw ourselves of a bridge. In fact, this song made us want to throw ourselves into a nice warm bed of happy feelings.

Favorite Song - Toosii 05.06.2023 16:40 ↓

An interesting case study of the power of live performance and crappy studio production.

Eyes Closed - Ed Sheeran 24.05.2023 28:45 ↓

After all this time, Max Martin finally shows his face on the podcast in this “Ed Sheeran” song!

Eurovision 2023 recap 15.05.2023 37:40 ↓

It's the 2023 Eurovision Song Contest summary episode! Finland was robbed!

Princess Diana - Ice Spice & Nicki Minaj 10.05.2023 21:25 ↓

In a world where new artists constantly try and give themselves a bump by bringing in established artists, we learn today that often times those new artists sure can look lame against a veteran.

Chemical - Post Malone 03.05.2023 31:42 ↓

Mom always said don’t judge a book my it’s cover. This isn’t Hemingway but it isn’t crap either.

Like Crazy - 지민 (Jimin) 12.04.2023 21:50 ↓

A K-pop song written by an AI?

Die For You (Remix) - The Weeknd & Ariana Grande 09.04.2023 17:47 ↓

An unoffensive money grab by remixing a song that's 7 years old but is actually better than the original.

Players - Coi Leray 02.04.2023 26:43 ↓

A 40 year old white man gives a history lesson on black music. Is that click bait?

Boy's a liar Pt. 2 | PinkPantheress, Ice Spice 17.03.2023 19:53 ↓

The return of hyperpop, crappy piano sounds, and poor pronunciation makes a fun song!

Last Night | Morgan Wallen 10.03.2023 22:06 ↓

Last night Jake wished the liquor talked, so he didn’t list to this song. A shout out to all my toxic relationships.

Just Like That | Bonnie Raitt 22.02.2023 25:19 ↓

The Grammy’s choice for song of the year is 100% correct. Good job Recording Academy. Young people: go listen to Bonnie Raitt. #BonnieRaitt

Flowers | Miley Cyrus 15.02.2023 19:03 ↓

Disco à la 2023 – repetitive, non-offensive, Hanna Montana. Jake wants to watch the music video now.

SHAKIRA || BZRP Music Sessions #53 31.01.2023 24:29 ↓

 A workshop on how to eradicate an artist’s voice through autotune and compression.

Made You Look - Meghan Trainor 06.12.2022 22:53 ↓

A song written by a computer algorithm for Jeopardy!

Doja Cat - Vegas 29.11.2022 32:57 ↓

Jake rants about black music history and dissects Doja Cat's Vegas while Justin patiently waits for his chance to talk. 

Under the Influence - Chris Brown 08.11.2022 23:09 ↓

A strangely binary contrast between the worst song we've listened to with the single greatest lyric. Unfortunately, that lyric is the first thing out of his god damn mouth and it's downhill form there. 

Where are Jake and Justin?!?! 11.10.2022 2:12 ↓

We're fine, just busy and stuff. We'll be back in two weeks. Look for a new episode the week of 10/23. #wapl2t whyarepeoplelisteningtothis@gmail.com

I Ain’t Worried - OneRepublic 12.09.2022 22:01 ↓

We start out very mad and then get very happy. A song that shows us that there are good people in the music industry. 

Pink Venom M/V - BLACKPINK 05.09.2022 20:56 ↓

A return to the multimedia mega outrageous finely tuned genre of K-Pop!

STAYING ALIVE - DJ Khaled ft. Drake & Lil Baby 23.08.2022 15:46 ↓

This hot dumpster fire makes our ears bleed so we stuffed them with Timbits®. Come along with us on a journey filled with hate, mistrust, and concern for the future of the planet.