Who's That Pokémon?

Brandon and Collin fawn over the most underrated Pokemon: Onix! Along the way, Collin refuses to play games, Brandon wishes Collin would send him a clip, and Onix absolutely FLIES underground.

Brandon and Collin lock horns with the straight-up raddest ghost Pokemon: Gengar! Along the way, Collin reignites excitement for poet/sex symbol Mary Oliver, Brandon fumbles his opening monologue, and Gengar is 100% going to get you.

Collin and Brandon fight over the most aerodynamic Pokemon: Haunter! Along the way, Collin channels the ghost from Dugong, Brandon just wants to have fun, and Haunter straight up murders people.

Collin and Brandon get spooked by the scariest Pokemon: Gastly! Along the way, Brandon discovers a new voice, Collin has a very important meeting in the office, and Gastly is as scared of wind as wind is of him.

Brandon, Collin, and Toland try to pry open the most unseen Pokemon: Cloyster! Along the way, Collin really has some pirate thoughts, Brandon is getting over a broken relationship, and Cloyster hangs out with his best buddy Toland Kister from The River Project!

Collin and Brandon get cold with the most clammy Pokemon: Shellder! Along the way, Collin calls Shellder out on his blackface, Brandon makes an unfortunate word choice, and Sheller swims in the most adorable style.

Collin and Brandon get down and dirty with the stinkiest Pokemon: Muk! Along the way, Brandon goes maybe a touch too far, Collin respects science above all else, and Muk disgusts us all with his perverted depravity.

Collin and Brandon self-quarantine themselves away from the germiest Pokemon: Grimer! Along the way, Collin has some very fun writing thoughts, Brandon would rather drink bathwater, and Grimer makes us all puke our guts out.

Collin and Brandon settle in with the most quarantined Pokemon: Dewgong! Along the way, they get some special segment ideas from distinguished guests: Charlotte Rose - Love Drunk Podcast, Josh Nasser - @yeshuanasser, Elijah Crocker - @mcEd_rocker, Ali Gordon - @msalicenutting, Second Best D&D Podcast, Katherine Dudas - @WakingUpWorried

Collin and Brandon discuss the unique features of the most seal-like Pokemon: Seel! Along the way, Brandon returns to the sea, Collin laments the death of his buddy, and Seel punches through one million icebergs.

Collin and Brandon make plans with the craftiest of Pokemon: Dodrio! Along the way, Collin wrestles his dog into submission, Brandon explores the finer points of twinhood, and Dodrio sleeps and eats at the same time.

Collin and Brandon experience the most experimentally split Pokemon: Doduo! Along the way, they redefine podcasting as a medium, make some dumb jokes, and reconnect at the end to see how it went!

Collin dives solo into the warped world of Doduo!

Brandon dives solo into the warped world of Doduo!

Scheduling issues keep Brandon and Collin away from the recording booth, but Collin has a big new TV idea he pitches you on!

Collin and Brandon fall in love with maybe the BEST Pokemon? Farfetch'd! Along the way, Collin throws some low-key shade, Brandon interviews some genuine birders, and Farfetch'd gets eaten into extinction.

Collin and Brandon grapple with the world's most perplexing yet simple Pokemon: Magneton! Along the way, Brandon contracts a deadly virus, Collin has an exciting reunion with the Twitter Pidgey, and Magneton raises the temperature by an unnoticeable amount.

Collin and Brandon fume over the most contradictory Pokemon: Magnemite! Along the way, Collin solves the mystery of gravity, Brandon gets seriously pissed off, and Magnemite establishes itself as the true electric rodent.

Collin and Brandon explore the physiology of the most painless Pokemon: Slowbro! Along the way, Brandon insists that Slowbro eats feces, Collin is pretty sure that tail is protected, and Slowbro doesn't even realize it's under constant attack.

A week slow on the return, Brandon and Collin discuss the most absent-minded Pokemon: Slowpoke! Along the way, Brandon has a great segment idea, Collin eats a yummy yummy tail, and Slowpoke finds out whether it's Jellicle.

Brandon prepares Poke-fans everywhere for the New Year!

Collin and Brandon ride the world's most horse of a Pokemon: Rapidash! Along the way, Collin becomes the arch-nemesis of the podcast, Brandon is nervous about the app website Horse Space, and Rapidash fails to explain anything about its fire.

In this episode, Collin and Brandon suffer from horrible scheduling issues and delay their upcoming coverage of Rapidash!

Collin and Brandon grapple with the most unexpectedly powerful Pokemon: Ponyta! Along the way, Collin is won over by Spirit, Brandon has a major problem with another podcast, and Ponyta leaps the Eiffel Tower in a single bound.

Golem and Golem take on the most explody Pokemon so far: Golem! Along the way, Collin comes out of hiding, Brandon expresses a deep discomfort, and Golem jumps from mountain to mountain through the power of explosions.