Who's That Pokémon?

Collin and Brandon give a big tentacle hug to the most building-sized Pokemon: Tentacruel! Along the way, Collin shares details about his childhood superhero team, Brandon wants to talk more about pincers, and Tentacruel is the #GangsterOfTheOcean.

Brandon and his sister Melissa disect the most mysteriously hoofed Pokemon: Tentacool! Along the way, Brandon reveals the death of Collin, Melissa ACTUALLY KNOWS THINGS, and Tentacool may or may not have eyes for a reason.

Collin and Brandon climb inside the most upside-down Pokemon: Victreebel! Along the way, Collin plays the music of Rent, Brandon shocks the world by reading ahead, and Victreebel does the world's worst impression of a squirrel.

Collin and Brandon wonder as to the purpose of the most "this is a plant" Pokemon: Weepinbell! Along the way, Collin reads poetry, Brandon reads poetry, and Weepinbell inspires poetry.

Collin and Brandon fight over the most well-designed of all the Pokemon: Bellsprout! Along the way, Brandon has some great segment ideas, Collin hates on Joker, and Bellsprout eats everything it can find.

Due to an unexpected bout of sickness, episode 69 has been slightly delayed. Please send Brandon your over-dramatic well-wishes to @BrandonZelman on Twitter!

Collin and Brandon lift a mountain with help from the most-armed Pokemon: Machamp! Along the way, Collin has a bone to pick with Bonesaw, Brandon channels some wise words from Alfred Molina, and Machamp throws literally everyone over the horizon.

Brandon and Collin are seriously turned on by the sexiest Pokemon ever: Machoke! Along the way, Collin has some recording quality issues, Brandon realizes he's a criminal, and Machoke poses for a sculpture.

Brandon and Collin lift the heavy weight of an unforgettable episode with the world's biggest strongest Pokemon: Machop! Along the way, Collin becomes the prophet Earth has awaited, Brandon shares an absolutely rediculous opinion on the Jurassic Park franchise, and Machop lifts 100 grown adults without getting tired.

Collin and Brandon are amazed at the intellect of the world's smartest Pokemon: Alakazam! Along the way, Brandon has a query about spoons, Collin describes a new way to take IQ tests, and Alakazam looks down on us like a benevolent god.

Collin and Brandon fall in love with one of the raddest Pokemon of all time: Kadabra! Along the way, Collin rides Spirit, Stallion of the Cimmaron, Brandon judges some applesauce, and Kadabra plays Bradley Cooper's part from Limitless.

Brandon and Collin explore the travels of one of the all-time sleepiest Pokemon: Abra! Along the way, Brandon tries to kill Collin's dog, Collin asks a really great question about kidney stones, and Abra dreams a beautiful dream that is our reality.

Brandon and Collin get f-in swol with the beefiest beefcake this side of the lifting gym: Poliwrath! Along the way, Collin does NOT kill Cornelius, Brandon has a little plan he wants Collin to get on board with, and Poliwrath crosses the Pacific Ocean multiple times like it's NOTHING.

Collin and Brandon dunk on the tadpole Pokemon that is no in any way shape or form a tadpole: Poliwhirl! Along the way, Collin reveals the ultimate fate of his website, Brandon decries the state of the world, and Poliwhirl betrays our nation to England.

Collin and Brandon explore the Pokemon who has the most trouble walking: Poliwag! Along the way, Brandon teaches Collin the true meaning of family, Collin comes up with the perfect Poliwag insult, and Poliwag remains resistant to punches of any kind.

Collin and Brandon get their first taste of legendary Pokemon: Arcanine! Along the way, Collin sends some casserole to China, Brandon tells us all about the new Lion King movie, and Arcanine fuckin' runs across the country like four times.

Collin and Brandon spend some quality time petting a very good boy: Growlithe! Along the way, Brandon deals with his recent breakup, Collin serves up a nice handful of casserole, and Growlithe is a dog.

Collin and Brandon are MAD AS HELL AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE over the MOST IRATE POKEMON TO EVER WALK THE FACE OF THE EARTH: Primeape! In this episode, Collin gets angry, Brandon gets angry, and Primeape is fucking angry at the drop of a hat so WATCH OUT.

Collin and Brandon start tired but end angry with the world's most pissed-off Pokemon: Mankey! Along the way, Collin goes off on Amazon's streaming interface, Brandon absolutely rips apart Amazon's streaming interface, and Mankey, predictably, is the angriest he's ever been over Amazon's horrible streaming interface.

Collin and Brandon enjoy the size of the 5'7" Pokemon: Golduck! Along the way, Collin gets kicked off the ark, Brandon shares a personal Harry Potter memory, and Golduck offers a bunch of teenagers their first cigarette.

Collin and Brandon examine the best character from Detective Pikachu: Psyduck! Along the way, Brandon plays the flute, Collin has a very hot take concerning platypi, and Psyduck asks whether or not you love your friends.

Collin and Brandon go full cat in a very classy episode dedicated to the classy cat Pokemon Persian! Along the way, Collin recounts a tale of his romantic past, Brandon tells a new romantic tale from the world of Bruce Almighty, and Alolan Persian fucks up its face so bad that it's a literal crime.

Collin comforts Brandon through a terrible sickness as they get their ears chatted off by the talkiest Pokemon: Meowth! Along the way, we take trips deep into the confines of Brandon's mind, hear about Collin's attraction to Fran Drescher, and weep over Meowth's very sad backstory.

In an episode exactly three times as exciting as the last, Collin and Brandon DIG into the second mole Pokemon: Dugtrio! Along the way, Collin time travels, Brandon is visited by ghosts, and Dugtrio maybe causes earthquakes.

Celebrating their golden anniversary, Collin and Brandon discuss a truly golden Pokemon: Diglett! Along the way, Collin discusses his history with the VERY COOL Dyad, Brandon discusses his history with the VERY COOL high school that was too good for periods, and Diglett repeatedly burrows itself deep into Collin's spread anus. Happy 50th episode, everybody!