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Alvaro shares yet another tail from his chicken farm. Rick messes up his leg by just being old. And Rich installs windshield wipers like a champ.

Our friend Dave joins us on this episode. We cover mountain biking, alligators, Rick and his ant sixed injury while playing soccer, raising kids with constructive disipline, and the Taco Bell Cartel

The Ohio Texan Kyle Doughty joins us on this episode. He tells us of his journey to becoming a comedian and how he made the Lone Star State his new home. Rich visits a Waffle house like no other. Kyle and Rich give thier experiances upon visiting Murtle Beach. And Alvaro tries to 3rd wheel Rich’s Valentines.

On this episode we talk about what we did during this years freeze. Rich and Rick go on an adventure at Creek and the cave. Alvaro is disappointed in his neighborhood. And Rich tries to figure out what to do with all of his tv's

Comedian, welder, and Albuquerque native Maverick McWilliams joins us this episode. He tells us of his Journey of moving to Austin and becoming a comedian. We talk about how soft the youth are today and we have back to back Kalene's Korner

Rick goes fishing for complements on his feet. We dive into what Home Depot Hell would be like for Alvaro. Rich and Rick go to the Austin Blacks Rugby game. Rich has trouble jumping, moving, and even sleeping.

Our favorite Jewxican joins us on this episode, Schwartz! We recap the deaths in his life this passed year. We also talk sex toys, miscarriages, and Maintenance!

First recording of 2023! We recap our New Years Eve. Rick describes an idea for a tv show. Alvaro tells us another story from his poultry chronicles. And Rich tells us another traumatic story from his childhood

Our friend Brandon of Bonzai Yeah joins us on this episode. We strongly advise that if you record something supernatural, just keep it to yourself is you don’t want to get disappeared or unalived. We discuss “Hector” the only cholo in Hollywood. Happy New Year

Rich makes moves but with money. And he tries not to stand out at the Bill Burr Show. We remember how poor we were growing up with off brand brand name cloths. I talk about going to gay clubs, Alvaro asks us a Kalenes Korner and we say what our favorite Christmas gift was

Our friend Joe aka Dj Dino Dick joins us and talks about his ascension in the maintenance field. We pick our favorite and least favorite Christmas songs. And Rich calls out his daughter for being a poser.

Uncle Ashley joins us on this episode and we will most definitely will continue to have her back! Alvaro takes us on an adventure at his job site to find the best ice. Ashley floods her house on a quest for a hotter shower. We do a blind taste test to discover the best ranch in Austin. Between Mr. Gattis and Pluckers.  And then we debate who will be the best representative of the human race t...

We let you know where you can buy cheap meats after the Thanksgiving Holiday.  We talk about Fifa, war, and world history just in case you have an exam coming up. And we wrap up the episode with little people, onlyfans, and feet.

Comedian Dean Stanfield joins us on the show. Alvaro makes one hell of a first impression, we answer back to back Kalenes Korners, and Dean describes how they saved his finger

On this episode Alvaro shares his new found knowledge in raising chickens. We share tips for handling your morning wood. We wrap up with music to help your mood, teens talking back to adults, and how speaking spanish doesn’t mean you’re good at it

Rich shares with us his new found elephant privelege. We go over our dogs zodiac signs. We share the things that still scare us as adults but with lies, limpias, and perversions you can ride yourself of any bad spirit

We welcome our friend and new podcaster Kalene of Kalenes Korner. He comes with great smelling gifts! Sented candle from his own house Nami Candles. We cannot wait for them to go live on sales the end of this month! I talk about Ana and I’s adventure to the greatest Grocery store on Earth! Mi Tienda! Alvaro is absent and we discuss the many biproducts of beaver butt juic

This episode we give a shout out to our friend Kalene and his pilot episode of Kalenes Korner, availiable on the Anchor app and Spotify. We also answer a Kalenes Korner of our own. Alvaro employs a random mexican to check his tire. Rich suffers from heartburn and we tell close calls of the body fluid kind.

We give you our clean episode

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Rick deals with his homeowners privacy. Rich reminds us of how racist other countries can be. Alvaro’s inner conspiricy theorist comes out as Spiderman being a serial killer. We debunk and crate more myths for canas. And we explain how tajin makes any snack Mexican

Thanks for your patients with us, it’s rough trying to life and pod. On this episode Rich quits vaping but he picked up another bad habit, disc golf. Alvaro shares with us his emotional trip to support the community of Uvalde. And thanks for the beer and tunes Hector! And I share the tale of how i wrecked my truck.

This heat is no joke and we see no end in sight! Rick shares the side effects of being stressed.  Rich compares metal, punk, and ska mosh pits. Alvaro's rescues his mother on the side of the road after she runs out of gas. And we discuss how evolved we are by not recording everything at events

Kalene of Kalenes Korner and Alvaro join us on this episode. We talk about the first time we took the epa test and how Alvaro failed but Kalene cheated his way with a certificate. Kalene asks us if we have “special” undies to engage e in sexy times with our women. And we introduce Kalene to the band Molotov

Comedian Jason Rodriguez joins us on this episode. Ron Johnson Swanson fills in for Alvaro. Jason explains what it’s like for an up and coming comedian in the Austin Scene. We catch up with Rob on what’s been going on with RB Exotics. And we have another Kalene’s Korner