Who's On Call?

We remind y'all that a bad property is always run by a bad staff. Rick adds more stones to his Infinity gauntlet. And we talk you down a rabbit hole for your ear holes pleasures

Uncle Ashey comes to visit and we talk about Rich. What's the best d*ck pick pose? We try to understand women. And we find out Alvaro's a virgin.

On this episode we talk about the porta-potty wars. Rich throws up cuernitos for the Lord. And Ryobi is still killing it. From Blue and yellow, off to electric green, you know what I mean, still king.

We cut this episode short because of the aproaching hail storm but not before we answer a call from Christopher, of Seattle, Ohio. The eclipse brings out the weirdos for Alvaro. Rich is a plant. And We’re not coming to change your filter 

Our favorite Jew came to visit! Allen breaks down the Torah and the Talmud for us and how they're read. He explains the intricate working of tunnels. And we try to pull Alvaro from the Matrix

Alvaro's back and he updates us on his chickens

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Photographer Felipe Castaneda joins us on this episode. He tells us of his travels around the globe photographing various landscapes. Rick expresses his frustrations with coaching baseball. And Alvaro's sister asks the question we're all wondering about...Is that butt??

We talk about praying to the maintenance gods for the furniture and electronics that your heart desires. Rich teaches us how to shoot up. For your health. And Rick updates us on the hell plumbing and little league raises

Stand up comic and Fifa insider Roderick McDaniel He talks about being in the Navy and some of the things he saw that shaped his sense of humor. Rick finally gets the answer he's been wanting to hear about Fifa. Rich and Roderick have an in depth discussion about video games

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Our homie Cameron joins us on this episode. Rich tries to battle his road rage issues. We talk about the benefits of cycling between a sauna and a cold plunge. Please stop by and shop at Moon Beach Crystals and gifts in Leander, Tx!

Ceasar asks, Where's On Call?

Happy 2024! We recap our break. We pay tribute to Israel Garcia who was taken too soon. And we debate if our 15 year old selves can get hard in a room of people

We dive deep into maintenance movie reviews. Mins the maintenance. We collide with maintenance road rage. And wrap it up with spraying cologne on each other and thinking about the hog on Fast Bender

Our friend Dj Dino dick comes by to show us his Austin Apartment Association Maintenance Supervisor Award.

We talk about the inportance of listening or whatever Rich said?

We search for our Indian names. Rich and Rick recap last weekends kickball game. And we plead our case to be honorary Gen X members

We are reminded how maintenance has it out for Alvaro and how it tortures him for our entertainment. Rob and Jen call us with an update on their Ranch. Traffic has our ugly side by the balls. And we share our recent close calls about shitting our pants

Alvaro is MIA this episode.  Esther Schwarts and her entourage join us in studio. We talk about her writting process, bandmates, what inspires her. All while Allen Cucks off on the sidelines

Rich is super important so we keep this episode short. Alvaro is back in maintenance! Rich talks about things he can't talk about. We ask that you keep an eye out for Ricks lost dog Peetree

On this episode, Rich’s mom calls in and ignores all of our questions.  Alvaro tells us about joing the maintenance work force. And we wrap it up with huning, man shit, current events and masterbating. 

We broadcast live with the help of our producer friend Brandon the Hardhat Mitchel. We keep it maintenance for the most part but Rich has it out but also gives sound advice to a Californian driver in Texas. We learn what girl math is. And we take some of your calls.

Rich mentions how nation wide is not on his side. We bring up ghost and the paranormal. And comedian/Ralph Barbosa's ghost writer Josh Castro joins us on the 2nd half of the show

Rick double taps the meat off of birds. Alvaro has a Home Depot moment at Autozone. We talk about the ice wall and the aliens who cultivate our souls