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Today’s topics: 1. Millionaire creates treasure hunt across US 2. Wisconsin man faked his own death and discovered to be in Europe 3. Family has a $4,500 funeral for beloved SUV

Today’s topics: 1. Pizza Hut unveils new PS5 pizza warmer accessory 2. Jaguar rebrand 3. North Poles are shifting

Today’s topics: 1. 93 year old woman found naked man living under her house 2. Landlord threatens to evict viral NYC bagel shop 3. Instagram update will let users reset their algorithm

Today’s topics: 1. American Humane Hero Dog winner announced 2. Prankster art (banana w/ duct tape) set to hit auction for over 1 million dollars 3. Jeremy Allen White contest + the rise of celebrity look alike contests

Today’s topics: 1. Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul numbers from the fight are in 2. Mark Zuckerberg teamed up with T-Pain to record rap song for wife 3. 4 people arrested for using bear suit to fake bear attacks and claim insurance

Today’s topics: 1. Guinea pigs are this NYC restaurants shocking speciality 2. Billionaire Pavel Durov giving free IVF to women interested in having his kids 3. Woman gives birth in Miami airport

Today’s topics: 1. San Francisco launches $700/month sleeping pods 2. Adopted man finds out owner of his favorite bakery is his biological mother 3. Actors from School of Rock engaged

Today’s topics: 1. Mattel error linking Wicked adult site instead of movie site 2. Jellyfish found to age backward 3. Sak’s Fifth Avenue won’t be doing its annual light show

Today’s topics: 1. Hertz apologizes after unlimited miles mishap 2. Hospitalized chinese man forced to come into bank to verify identity 3. RayGunn retiring from breakdancing

Today’s topics: 1. 43 escaped monkeys in SC 2. Sotheby’s to offer $10million for Keith Haring’s subway series 3. Zach Bryan Brianna Chickenfry breakup explained

Today’s topics: 1. Girl awarded $300k in settlement over seizure and slaughter of pet goat 2. Woman wants landlord to pay $20,000 after finding cockroach in her ear 3. Man suing ambulance company for $900,000 after hitting him and then driving him to hospital and sticking him with bill for travel

Today’s topics: 1. NYC asked to cut toilet flushes 2. Magical mud found on baseballs 3. TGI Fridays files for bankruptcy protection

Today’s topics: 1. All things NYC Marathon 2. School districts in more than 12 states are banning crocs 3. P’Nut the squirrel euthanized after being seized from home

Hi Newsies! Enjoy this surprise episode. We have 6 stories to get you to Monday! The topics are: ​ Celebrity Halloween costume rundown ​ Russia fines Google $20 decillion for blocking their content ​ Young Thug released ​ Cat lost in hurricane Helene reunited with family ​ Snake named after Leonardo DiCaprio ​ Parrot duo that escaped zoo found 60 miles away

Today’s topics: 1. Utah Mom donated kidney to stranger she met while hiking 2. Popeyes has free chicken sandwiches 3. Rockefeller Christmas Tree Revealed

Today’s topics: 1. Man wins $1million lottery with $20 billion he found on the ground 2. Sonic launches new winter menu 3. Recent Listeria warnings

Today’s topics: 1. NFL players eat at least 80,000 uncrustables a year 2. McDonald’s can now legally fix its broken ice cream machines 3. Boeing may put its space business up for sale

Today’s topics: 1. Colorado funeral home plead guilty to federal fraud charges 2. 46 people hospitalized with food poisoning after work potluck 3. Prada unveils new suits for women astronauts

Today’s topics: 1. Goldfish new name 2. Clippers new arena 3. Children’s jungle gym apologizes for body bag decorations

Today’s topics: 1. Canadian Hunter killed and ate goose students were tracking 2. Meta fires employees for spending food allowance on personal items 3. Iconic Magnolia Bakery to offer THC-infused goods

Today’s topics: 1. Tua Tagovailoa willing to “play the odds” 2. New Zealand airport sets time limit on goodbyes 3. Woman says she’s being charged for flushing toilet paper in apartment

Today’s topics: 1. Startup claims it developed 2-way communication in dreams 2. KY man wakes up during organ harvesting 3. Pizza Hut opening NYC restaurant for 1

Today’s stories: 1. Hacked U. S robot vacuums are yelling racial slurs and chasing pets 2. World’s smallest Rubik’s cubed unveiled 3. Greek man convicted of entering neighbors property to smell their shoes

Today’s stories: 1. Big changes for chips 2. Home Depot Corporate employees have to work a retail shift 3. Teacher wins Pumpkin Weighing contest

Today’s topics: 1. Aquarium whale shark turned out to be a robot 2. Burger King giving away purple Whopper for Full Moon 3. High Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment