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Today’s topics: 1. Two thieves in France stole a wallet and used the card to buy a scratch-off lottery ticket-and won €500,000 ($523,000). 2. The New York Yankees are allowing players to grow "well-groomed beards" after nearly 50 years of the rule 3. Celsius to buy health and wellness drinks brand Alani Nutrition in a $1.8 billion deal Extra story: A group of Canadian service dogs recently had att...

Today’s topics: 1. Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Bobby Miller hit in head by 106 MPH baseball 2a. KFC headquarters relocating to Texas 2b. KY priest raised $30,000 for charities after convincing Pope Francis to sign 2 bottles of bourbon 3. Coca-Cola is launching prebiotic soda ‘Simply Pop’ + a few other random topics

Today’s topics: 1. Researchers took a whiff of Egyptian mummies and describe the smell 2. Michigan judge sentences Walmart shoplifters to wash cars 3. China zoo selling tiger urine for $7 Bonus topics: 1. Fan beats Damian Lillard to win $100,000 in Mr. Beast logo shot challenge 2. Enhanced Games? Disruptor that could allow some steroids in sports

Today’s topics: 1. American woman going viral in Pakistan after flying to meet potential husband 2. 100,000 eggs stolen from PA organic farm 3. Beavers make a dam in 2 days that the Czech Republic government spent 7 years planning to build Bonus story: man hits half court shot and won’t get pay out

Today’s topics: 1. Apple challenges Partiful with new party planning app 2. Indian woman swindles husband to sell kidney on black market, takes money and runs away with her lover 3. Baby shark born in a tank with two female sharks

Today’s topics: 1. AliExpress sends photo of drill instead of drill to shopper 2. Zoo paints dogs to look like tigers // TX zoo lets you buy cockroach and name after ex to be fed to animals 3. Side effects of “carnivore diet” leaves man’s hands covered in yellow ooze

Today’s topics: 1. Mac Miller new album 2. Influencer removes 6 ribs and says she will make a crown out of them 3. Coors Light rebrand

Today’s topics: 1. Woman scammed out of $850,000 after thinking she’s in a relationship with Brad Pitt 2. Robotics company releasing AI companion dolls ranging from $12,000-$175,000 3. Police deliver pizza after arresting delivery drivers

Today’s topics: 1. Tattoo artist under fire after tattooing 9 year old girl 2. 100 year old becomes Home Depot’s oldest employee 3. New study shows people who drink coffee in the morning less likely to die of heart problems

Today’s topics: 1. Girl Scout cookies season is here + they announce retirement of two flavors 2. Mr. Wonderful announces plans to purchase Tik Tok 3. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag house burned down in California Palisades fire

Today’s topics: 1. Golden Globes Recap 2. Breaking Bad house for sale in New Mexico for $4 million dollars 3. Zoo keeper walks into lion enclosure to impress finance, gets mauled

Today’s topics: 1. Woman wakes up after surgery with an Italian accent and using Italian phrases 2. Texas A&M student reveals he was in band for 4 years and pretended to play the whole time 3. Usher shows up to his kids parent teacher day at school

Today’s topics: 1. Party City set to close all 40 stores 2. Google street view helped to crack a murder case involving a love triangle 3. CNN’s Hero of the Year Founded a dog foster program for owners who are recovering addicts going to rehab

Today’s topics: 1. What’s inside the $1 million Golden Globes gift bag 2. Will Ferrell says he turned down $29 million to do Elf 2 3. Russian Entrepreneurs sell the perfect “Snowman Arms” online

Today’s topics: 1. Tom Cruise honored with U.S Navy’s top civilian award 2. Jerry Jones says squirrel brain is delicious 3. Taco Bell introducing chicken nuggets

Today’s topics: 1. Grace O’Malley leaving barstool amid Brianna Chickenfry friendship riff 2. All things Bill Belichick to UNC + Tom Brady’s thoughts 3. Woman who stowed away on Delta flight to Paris apprehended again, this time trying to get into Canada

Today’s topics: 1. Joe Burrows house was broken into during MNF 2. Jets now have longest active post season drought of any major American professional sports team 3. Tokyo to enact 4 day work week

Today’s topics: 1. 102 year old bride and 100 year old groom in nursing home set record as oldest married couple 2. Taylor Swift gives out $197 million in bonuses after Eras tour ends 3. Delayed flight gets holiday cheer from saxophone player on board

Today’s topics: 1. Juan Soto signs with the Mets on 15 year $765 million contract 2. History behind the Hollywood sign 3. Man wins Spanish Scrabble after not knowing how to speak Spanish at all

Today’s topics: 1. Italian nun arrested for working with Mafia Family 2. Pete Davidson reveals SNL paychecks per episode 3. Hawk Tuah girl faces pump and dump allegations with meme coin

Today’s topics: 1. United Healthcare CEO shot in targeted attack 2. Spotify wrapped stats 3. Rollercoaster rider bar unlocked right before drop

Today’s topics: 1. Young Thug’s lawyer modeling for his fashion brand (plus back story on how much of a BAMF his lawyer is) 2. Brain Rot is the Oxford University Press word of the year 3. Man in India regains consciousness before his cremation on funeral pyre

Today’s topics: 1. Pastor trained in MMA fights off axe-wielding burglar 2. Missing hiker survived 50 days in Canadian wilderness 3. Pizza Hut launches pizza flavored wine

Today’s topics: 1. Blue Man Group coming to an end in 2025 2. South Korean man avoids military by over eating 3. Robodog runs marathon in 4 hours 19 min 52 seconds

Today’s topics: 1. Macy’s delays full Q3 report after one employee hid $154 million in expenses 2. Tik Tok mom vlogger ‘allegedly’ stole from Target and got caught because she posted about it 3. Influencer sentenced to 10 years in prison for murder for hire plot