Who Wins Podcast

In this episode, Mark’s worst nightmare comes true as two pint-sized pugilists square off, we discuss our horror favourites, and consider rewatching one of these franchises for Better than Super Mario Bros.

In this episode two of the coolest toy-lines in history square off, seasonal continuity confuses us, and we forget that this isn’t an episode of SMPD.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Fight Fans! Welcome to our 2019 holiday special, in which The Grinch looks to extend his winning streak to 3-0 in our “Winner Stays On” extravaganza.

In this episode we pit the biggest icons ever drawn into unarmed combat, drop some anvils, and watch a semi-naked Scotsman go psycho. All in a day’s work, really…

In this episode we round off spooky season with some truly-terrifying women (and we’re not talking about Mark’s dating history!). This Hallowe'en, WITCHES BE CRAZY!!

In this episode, cute and cuddly get down and dirty as the Moomins take on the Wombles, Mark finally breaks Chris, and we cross many, MANY lines!

In this episode we talk reboots and redesigns, the terror that is sentient scarecrows, and filthy theme tunes. Also, Chris gets all giddy from giving blood, so all bets are off.

In this episode, we downsize the action but upsize the fun in the Battle of the Little People as we pit The Imp against the (other) Sorcerer’s (other) Apprentice

In this episode, we revisit our childhood traumas as the babysitters prepare to duke it out in a triple threat death match. Also, Chris learns something new and disturbing about Mark.

Cute and cuddly, or the stuff of nightmares? Chris and Mark bring the Star Wars and Thundercats universes together for a savage smackdown.

We’re sorry! REALLY sorry!

Join Chris and Mark for the final of our Disney battles, as Rapunzel, Maleficent, Mushu and Flynn Rider go head to head to become the undisputed Disney champion.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Fight Fans! In this episode, The Grinch looks to continue his run against the epitome of Christmas spirit – Buddy the Elf!

In this episode, we discuss the seemingly-endless supply of gremlins, 80s horror-comedies, and what happens when you ejaculate into a gremlin...

Trick or Treat, fight fans! In this episode, Chris and Mark unleash a bloodbath of cinematic proportions.

In this episode, we break out the old-school public servants as Fireman Sam takes on Postman Pat.

In this episode, Chris and Mark return from an enforced hiatus to discuss the longevity of demonic poo, the physics of marshmallows, and spunking Rice Krispy treats. Just like they’d never been away!

What scares the things that go bump in the night? These guys...

In the last of our Disney qualifiers, step forward the Princes.

Continuing with our Disney theme, this time it’s the turn of the Sidekicks.

In this episode, two iconic 80s action heroes square off as John Rambo takes on John Matrix

Join us once again as cosmos-conqueror Marvin the Martian takes on Disney’s cutest killing machine, experiment 626 himself, Stitch

Yo-ho-ho, Fight Fans – get ready for some swashbuckling fun as Disney’s most notorious pirate captains break ranks to go mano e mano.

Merry Christmas Fight Fans; we’re back with another seasonal smackdown as our current champion – George Bailey – takes on an entirely different form of festive foe.

Hey, Fight Fans. We're just days away from our seasonal smackdown. Here's a sneak peek!