Who Wins Podcast

To commemorate 70 years of sitting on her arse and doing nothing for 70 years, this episode pits Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II against some of pop-culture’s finest queens. Plus, Chris getting royally confused… Neither Chrs nor Mark are fans of the Royal Family, so this episode may not be for everyone – be warned!

In this episode, we mark the arrival of Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness by throwing sorcerors, wizards and magicians into combat. Running the gauntlet are; Doctor Strange Harry Potter Mandrake the Magician Gandalf The Great and Powerful Oz Orco Merlin, and – of course Paul Daniels

In this episode, the big fight goes small, Mark forgets who’s fighting, and our dynamic duo get a hankering for blancmange… Music by Gvidon from Pixabay

In this episode, Chris and Mark get sidetracked more often than usual while debating where Frankenstein’s Monster plugs in to recharge…

Welcome back! In this episode, Chris and Mark ring in the new year with a battle of the babies. One’s an evil genius while the other can barely stand unaided, but will that be enough?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas, Fight Fans. It’s that time of year again, and The Grinch has surely met his match in The Christmas Devil. Can Mark’s spirit animal defy the odds and make it 5-0?

In this episode we pit spy against spy as Mssrs Bond and Bourne test the ‘Special Relationship’, Chris and Mark wax lyrical over British Prime Ministers and their proclivity for pigs, and Mark revisits a news story from the end of the summer involving one Bruce Wayne…

In this episode Chris and Mark bring out the bloodsuckers to round off spooky season, with appearances from; Dracula (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) Nosferatu (F.W. Murnau’s Nosferatu) Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles) Blade (Marvel) Count von Count (Sesame Street) Colin Robinson (What We Do in the Shadows) David Powers (The Lost Boys) Spike & Drusilla (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

In this episode, puppet behemoths collide on the corner of Sesame Street, Chris and Mark show signs of mental breakdown, and Chris falls for a round of Baby Shark. #sorrynotsorry

In this episode Chris and Mark kick off our He-Man season with a fight they should have done years ago…

In this episode, short people with dubious hairstyles collide as  The Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms Regnant, Khaleesi of the Great Sea of Grass, Mhyssa, Chain Breaker, The Unburned, and Mother of Dragons  Daenerys Targaryen – First of Her Name – swaps Westeros for Passamaquoddy to take on Pete (of Pete’s Dragon, just in case Passamaquoddy didn’...

In this episode the Clown Prince of Crime takes on the worst castaway ever – the first clown ever to fall asleep fishing and get washed out to sea only to find themselves “stranded” on an island with other people, talking animals and a 7-11. Plus, we finally lose the plot after 60+ weeks of COVID, home-working and self-isolating and get lost in the intricacies of duck penises and cement.

In this episode, Chris and Mark engage in some bear on bear action. No, wait, not like that!

In this episode, Chris and Mark pit one of the most heinous heels ever to set foot in a WWE ring against former wrestler Ted Dibiase – See what we did there…

In this episode, the robots rise again as Robocop takes on Inspector Gadget.

This episode sees two of the laziest competitors ever to disgrace our airwaves. And we don’t mean Chris and Mark.

Bringing the Christmas season (and the sh!tshow that has been 2020) to a close, everyone’s favourite magical snowman, Frosty, steps up to the reigning, defending, undisputed Who Wins Christmas champion, The Grinch.

In this episode, we break out the best of British puppets as Sooty and friends take on Emu (minus Rod Hull’s hand up his arse).

In this episode, we round off spooky season with a question – how do you kill a ghost without a Proton Pack, a Trap and an Ecto-Containment Unit? Let’s find out

In this episode, Chris and Mark pit tortured souls in moral combat as Twilight’s Edward Cullen takes on Sunnydale’s original “Vampire with a Soul” - Angel. Who wants to live forever?

In this episode, two “cyborgs” face off as Chris and Mark discuss space wizards, mad-science and Midichlorians, and pose a real head-scratcher – can a lightsaber cut through vibranium?

In this episode, Chris and Mark cause an inter-dimensional fender-bender to pit the chosen ones against the Tenth Doctor. Also, we stumble upon an idea for our next show...

In this episode Chris and Mark do the Mobster Mash as the Dons of New York and New Jersey vie for supremacy.

Join Chris and Mark as they attempt their biggest, most ambitious battle to date, pitting the core cast of the original Street Fighter 2 against the core cast of the original Mortal Kombat.

Join Chris and Mark as they attempt their biggest, most ambitious battle to date, pitting the core cast of the original Street Fighter 2 against the core cast of the original Mortal Kombat. For those playing along at home, Mark actually did waste several hours on a Sportscenter-esque video bracket which totally wasn’t worth the time and effort.