Who Watches Us

We accidentally watched one of the greatest movies of all time. Whoopsie. This time we watched Platoon. Despite the fact that we said we would watch Full Metal Jacket. Funny thing is, I think we watched Full Metal Jacket 8 months ago when we were supposed to record the podcast. Whoopsie. Maybe one day we'll get our lives together and watch the right movie. Okay enjoy. Edited by Brendan Theme Song:...

Welcome back to Part 2 of our Yesterday review. This week Alex farts, we talk about the movie and I struggle to figure out what to write down in the episode description. Tune in to hear the rest of our review. Edited by Brendan Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes Sting Song: Kung Fu Love Tree - Quincas Moreira Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ydlmMnKqDixtgPeB43nZK?si=d01aeb176dcc4538 App...

We are so back, feels like it was just yesterday we watched Yesterday and then paused the podcast for 8 months. Whelp, we're back and so are Alex's farts. This week 8 months ago we watched Danny Boyle's Yesterday. A movie about an alternate reality where our main character Jack Malik played by Himesh Patel wakes up and suddenly The Beatles never existed, and he's the only one that remembers them....

Brighten up your life with us with the help of a special sunshine girl. Hina, played by Nana Mori and Ashley Boettcher has the power to clear the skies and bring sunshine, but at what cost. Join us as we follow the journey of Hodaka, played by Kotaro Daigo and Brandon Engman, as he tries to establish a life for himself for himself in the big city, while simultaneously running from every ounce of c...

Go ape. Cause we're reviewing the 1968 sci-fi classic Planet of the Apes, directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and starring Charlton Heston as Taylor, an astronaut who crash-lands on a planet ruled by intelligent apes. As Taylor navigates this strange new world, he confronts a shocking truth about humanity's fate. Tune in for our thoughts on this iconic film. Edited by Brendan Theme Song: Summer Groo...

Face the music. We're reviewing the 1997 action thriller Face/Off, starring John Travolta and Nicholas Cage as arch-nemesis Fake-Castor Real-Sean Archer and Fake-Sean Real-Castor Troy, who switch faces in a high-stake game of cat and mouse. Can the film's over-the-top action and plot armour save it from it's absurd premise, or does it ramp slow mo boat flippy explody implode under it's own ridicul...

Too many villians? We're reviewing the 2007 superhero cult classic Spider-Man 3, starring Tobey Maguire as the web-slinging goofball who's struggling with his newfound emo phase. Can Spidey save the day? Will MJ ever stop screaming? Is it still pizza time? Tune in to hear our thoughts! Edited by Brendan Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ydlmMnKqDixtgPeB...

Vaulting into chaos. We're reviewing the 2024 sci-fi action film Borderlands, based on the popular video game series. Cate Blanchett bombs as Lilith, a siren with a vendetta, but can the rest of the cast and plot pick up the slack? Tune in to hear our thoughts! Edited by Alex Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4ydlmMnKqDixtgPeB43nZK?si=d01aeb176dcc4538 Ap...

Transforming expectations? We're reviewing the 2007 sci-fi blockbuster Transformers, starring Shia LaBeouf as Sam Witwicky, a teenager who is thrust into an alien war between Autobots and Decepticons. Will we be able to see the beauty of this film almost two decades after it's release or will Michael Bay's lens flares blind us for the rest of out lives. Tune in to hear our thoughts! Messed up Tran...

Love is in the air, secrets in the shadows. We're reviewing the 2000 romantic drama, In The Mood For Love, starring Maggie Cheung and Tony Leung as two married neighbours who find themselves drawn to each other in 1960s Hong Kong. As they navigate the complexities of their forbidden attraction, they must also confront the societal pressures that bind them. Tune in for our thoughts on this lush, po...

More like Flop... We're reviewing the 2011 so-called family comedy Hop, starring Russel Brand as E.B. aka Hop , the Easter Bunny's son who's desperate to ditch his entitled fate. James Marsden plays Fred, a hapless guy who self sabotages himself into a friendship with E.B. Can this train wreck of a movie somehow redeem itself, or will it's gaping maw suck us into an endless pit of despair like me...

Fargo, North Dakota: where the snow is deep and the trouble runs deeper. We're reviewing the 1996 dark comedy-thriller classic, starring Frances McDormand as Marge Gunderson, a pregnant small-town police chief on the trail of a kidnapping plot gone wrong. Steve Buscemi shines as Carl Showalter, a bumbling crook, while Peter Stormare brings menace as his partner Gaear. Can Marge solve the case befo...

Get ready for the Burn Book! We're reviewing the 2004 teen comedy classic Mean Girls, starring Lindsay Lohan as Cady Heron, a new student navigating the complex world of high school cliques. Rachel McAdams shines as Regina George, the leader of "The Plastics," while Tina Fey brings humor and heart as Ms. Norbury. Can Cady and friends take down the queen bee without getting burned? Tune in for our...

"Nothing is certain except death, taxes and Who Watches Us" - Benjamin Franklin, 1789 That's right! This week we're reviewing the 1998 romantic comedy Meet Joe Black, starring Brad Pitt as Death/Joe, Anthony Hopkins as Bill Parrish and Claire Forlani and Susan Parrish. Death goes on a holiday and Bill is tasked with showing them around, but unintentionally introduces Joe(Death) to his daughter Sus...

Take a ride this us as we review the Oscar-winning drama Green Book (2018). In this weeks episode, we give our thoughts on this true story of an unlikely friendship between Italian-American bouncer Tony Lip (Viggo Mortensen) and African-American pianist Don Shirley (Mahershala Ali) as they embark on a roadtrip through the Deep South in 1962. Tune in to hear our thoughts! Edited by Alex Theme Song:...

Top o' the morning to ye! We're celebratin' St. Patrick's Day with a bonus episode, review the campy cult classic Leprechaun (1993). Warwick Davis stars as the unrelenting, gold hoarding leprechaun, while a young Jennifer Aniston, in her first major film role, tries to escape his wrath. Just realising now we should've had drinks or something.. WHOOPS Come along and chase the rainbow with us, find...

So, you're telling me there's a chance... this movie doesn't suck? We're reviewing the 90s classic Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels star as Lloyd and Harry, two guys on a mission from God to make us laugh. Is this middle-aged comedy a turd, or will it totally redeem itself? Tune in to hear our thoughts! #TotallyRedeemYourself #MuttMobile #NiceHooters Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vi...

Do slow motion boobies and butts tickle your fancy? Well then, come along with us as we dive into this 2017 tragedy, starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Zac Efron and Alexandra Daddario. If you like shamelessly adapted films that cash in on almost nothing but nostalgia, then this may be the movie for you. Tune in and find out if this shallow movie is a deep disappointment or not. Also featuring a...

More dads, less laughs.. We're reviewing Daddy's Home 2, the sequel to the comedy smash success that left us underwhelmed. Will the addition of two more dads (Mel Gibson and John Lithgow) bring some much-needed laughs, or is this film a holiday headache? Tune in to hear our thoughts! #SpillingHotCocoaOnMyChest #HolidayMoviesKindaSuck #DontTouchMyThermostat Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

Two dads, zero laughs! We're trudging through the "comedy" Dadd's Home, starring Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg. Does this film's attempt at humour barely miss the mark, or is it just a mess from start to finish? Tune in to hear our unfiltered thoughts! #RespectTheCones #DustysSuperNuts #DanceBattle

Take a trip to the Bronx with us! We're hitting the streets to review the coming-of-age classic A Bronx Tale. Does Robert De Niro's directorial debut knock it out of the park, or does it strike out? Tune in to find out if this film is the real deal or just a tale of two cities! #NowYouCan'tLeave #TheWorkingManIsASucker #WastedTalent

Love is in the air! In this special Valentine's Day episode, we're coupling up to review the classic rom-com When Harry Met Sally... Can Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan's chemistry convince us that this film is the perfect match? Or will we pass out from Gwomp's Gas before the podcast even ends.. Tune in and find out! #MenAndWomenCan'tBeFriends #Valentine's #ILoveYou Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vi...

Just two brothers unearthing the truth, one film at a time! This week we're digging our dirty snouts into the critically-acclaimed indie thriller Pig, starring Nicholas Cage as a truffle hunter on a mission. Does this movie bring home the bacon? Or is it a boar-ing disappointment? Tune in and find out, you DOGS #WheresMyPig #YouCareTooMuch #ChefWick Theme Song: Summer Groove - Avni Vibes

Mother knows best... or does she? We're decoding the dystopian thriller I Am Mother, starring Clara Rugaard, Rose Byrne and Hilary Swank. Join us for our first guest episode with our dear friend Matt, and let's find out what happens if Boston Dynamics got into the people making business!

Are you ready for a taste of so called cinematic goodness? We're serving up a fresh review of Jon Favreau's Chef. Is Jon Favreau, Robert Downey Jr and Scarlett Johansson a recipe for success? Will this film dish out the laughs? Tune in and find out! Theme Song : Summer Groove - Avni Vibes