Who the Efff is Stark Roman?

in this one, we take a small turn from our normal timeline, to rewiew and uncover a lost treasure....the 1986 movie Never Too Young To Die. Starring Gene Simmons and John Stamos. if youve never heard of this movie, neither did we, but you have to know, you NEED to know! Please enjoy this very strange episode of Who the Fuck is Stark Roman? 

And now we fast forward to present day, to put Stark's online dating trials and trevails on full display. This is the most embarassing show we've put up yet, and I had gay phone sex for money. So enjoy my pain and torment....its funny.

This is the one where we put the Uncle Mike saga to its grave where it belongs. But not before we tell the tale of my last encounters with the wannabe made guy, the telephone tough guy himself.....IN HIS OWN WORDS AND VOICE! This aint Ai genereated kiddies, this was real! Please be entertained and appaled and a little confused by this one.

Heres one where Stark starts to break down his big fat italian wedding, and the connections made there. Ever had a catheter? ya wanna? haha Season 2 of the Who the Eff is Stark Roman starts now.   

oh, heres one for the diehards. Stark tells the story of the fruit of his loins. the OG Prince Grand Starqui makes his appearance on earth for the first time, and his Dad tells it like it just happened. And Larry sidetracks as per ususal. Its a rollicking ramble for yer ol pal Stark. (yes that means he's all over the place on this one)

This is the one where we delve into the dark underworld of gay sex work.......on the phone! Stark tells the lurid tale of him trying to make dudes cum. And, since he was terrible at that.......the second half of the show we dont forget the struggle,dont forget the streets, and tell the story of Stark's crossroads moment.....Starquis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh this one is a doozie, yer getting 3 fun stories in one. We jump off the main narrative and fast forward all the way to this past weekend. Where I was dressed like a clown for a dunk tank at the Mattress Factory Trash Bash. And we pop back to 2013 and hear a couple quick tales of mermaids, giant ass cheeks, fake blood and the train to Coney Island. and......and.............SPIDERMAN!!!!

If you are gonna fuck up, fuck up so bad that you end up in the greatest city in the world. Pittsburgh PA. hide yo bread,son. Black and Gold tears will be shed. Crack open a Turners, and get all nebby about who the fuck is Stark Roman?

Yeah, you read that right. at 17 Stark became an emancipated minor. Sounds cool? wrong. Nothing makes a "man" more erect than punching his new wifes teenager. Wheeee! PIGS IN A BLANKET! ok, well buckle up for a good ol Stark Roman rambler. somehow Larry makes it all so much funnier than it is.  Ayyyyi, Princesa Prometida, this ones for you. 

This is the one where Stark comes home......to the white trash. from selling Hermit Crabs at the flea market, to the tip of Baja Sur, i went on half a globetrot in 1987....here is that story. And hidden easter egg Richard Simmons story. Who the Eff is Stark Roman? and how much for a crab?

        This is the one where Stark goes thru the immediate aftermath of life after Jesus School, but doesnt get to the story immediately. After a few twists and turns and a few lulls, we land it just in time for the cliffhanger.......ya gotta listen to know!

This is the one where Stark describes what Mississippi was like in 1985, JC and the boys being one way, His followers had a few different ideas. Huff some liquid paper, put on some headphones, and lets get BLASPHEMOUS!!! FREE STARK PILLER!

Stark starts to peel back the onion.....this episode starts in one era, but first we have to go back to the beginning. We start to get to some answers....and we have even more questions? Did Shirley do it? Who is Stark McWeeney? Why cant you be a Dragon? if you like it when Stark is all over the place, this one is for you.

When's the drunkest you have ever been? Was it a Tuesday at 9 am? This is the first of many cab stories, and youll need to picture Dogg the Bounty Hunter, but with dyed black hair. Same everything....just dyed black mullet. STARK! HE DIED FOR YOUR SINS STARK!

Hey hey it's Stark Roman, people say he monkees around. Heres the one about the time Stark had an encounter with a celebrity, and it just might warm yer heart. And WHO THE EFF IS KRYSTAL NUCKLES?

Producers looking for the "Next Big Reality Star" set up an audition with Stark, but they missed the real show.....that waiting room. Find out how to NOT get picked to be on TV, and all things considered, its for the best. Who the Eff is Stark Roman? and why isnt he a reality tv star?

Through the powers of Mind Control.....a 9 year old Stark Roman bent a spoon........WITH HIS MIND!!! Or at least found the right group of suckers to pull that stunt on. Only one way to find out.......

In this one Stark tells the story of the time he was in a major Hollywood Motion Picture. The Movie? Warrior starring Nick Nolte, Tom Hardy, and the one and only...Stark Roman. From Nick being the guy from the mug shot, to Meadow Soprano's boyfriend showing up at the wrap party, Dont ask Dont Tell the musical, and more. Youll for sure ask......Who the Eff is Stark Roman?