Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualifie...
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Episodes
S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher? 24.09.2025 51:16
Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation. The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene. Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover...
S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two 10.09.2025 45:02
In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide? One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behin...
S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One 28.08.2025 38:49
In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit. But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise? To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of...
S3 E3 Fecal Fugitive - BONUS 13.08.2025 19:36
What is the correct etiquette when facing a digestive dilemma at a wedding? How should the poopetrator at Andrea's wedding have acted to maintain grace and dignity after committing their fecal felony? Detective Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the Detective Karen Whitehouse interview William Hanson - the UK's leading etiquette expert and co-host of legendary podcast 'Help I Sexted My Boss' to get som...
S3 E2 Fecal Fugitive - Part Two 13.08.2025 48:27
The race to unmask the poopetrator ends here. In the finale of Fecal Fugitive, Detective LK and Assistant to the Detective KW follow the final leads to flush out the truth. One suspect is released from custody. Another faces the the cold, harsh reality of the evidence against them. In the final interrogation, the motive for the crime is revealed. And a family once torn apart by a fecal disas...
S3 E1 Fecal Fugitive - Part One 30.07.2025 35:20
A dream wedding in the woods takes a filthy turn when a guest leaves more than just memories behind. With the cops refusing to investigate, the detectives race to unmask the poopetrator. Was it the wedding bean obsessed brother-in-law? A bridesmaid in political sweatpants? There’s only one way to find out, and it may or may not follow standard police procedure. Follow @whoshatontheflooratmyw...
Season 3 Trailer - When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes 22.07.2025 5:12
WE’RE BACK! This season, ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby and Assistant to the ‘Detective’, Karen Whitehouse, return to take on a fresh batch of ridiculous mysteries and listener-submitted non-crime crimes from around the world. Our case selection criteria is simple: “anything the cops laugh at is a case for us.” We give ourselves 24 hours to crack each case, and that’s because time is money but also beca...
S2 BONUS EPISODE - ‘Hawaiian shirt fashion show’ 13.02.2025 21:45
In this special bonus episode, the team reveal their biggest failure of Season 2. How did they end up in the middle of nowhere in Sweden, with Karen directing a musicless fashion show with 13 models who are all wearing Hawaiian shirts? One thing becomes extremely clear - not all failure leads to success. Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. And if you’re the victim o...
S1 BONUS EPISODE - 'Drunk Women Solving Crime x Who shat on the floor at my wedding' 28.08.2024 57:16
If you've always wondered what would happen if we joined forces with the lovely ladies behind 'Drunk Women Solving Crime' in front of a live audience, then wonder no more, because that's exactly what we did, and you can listen to the outcome in this special one-off collab episode. Tune in to hear us attempt to crack a rather unusal case with theories involving wolverines, mittens and of course cla...
S2 E11 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Logistics of the peep hole” 01.08.2024 1:04:19
In the dramatic finale of The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case, Detective Lauren Kilby and her assistants finally get answers and resolution to the case. Who was the mastermind and what was their motive? Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. And if you’re the victim of a non crime crime, and want to submit your case for pro bono detective services, please report it at whosh...
S2 E10 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Butterfly effect’ 25.07.2024 32:00
Perpetrator meets victim. And the future of friendships hang in the balance. Motives are unearthed and explained, and a shocking new revelation brings an unexpected twist in the investigation. Detective Lauren’s coathanger theory finally comes into play and we get a match. As the trio finally start getting resolution in the case, it opens up more questions. Things hot up as they hone in on the mas...
S2 E9 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Thank you and sorry” 18.07.2024 45:18
The forensic results from the grey hair are IN and the team finally uncover who the hair belongs to. Will this lead them to the perpetrator? With 2 days left in Sweden, the team are looking for a person that Vanja knows and trusts, and who Kristina knows, and who made the important phone call to Vanja on 30th June. So they go on a rampage to ambush final suspects’ and dig through their phone histo...
S2 E8 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘The man in the yellow jacket' 11.07.2024 43:37
The team drive straight over to best friend Vanja’s house to find out what information she’s been hiding from Kristina for 12 years. And the answer truly rocks the trio to their core in what becomes the biggest twist in the case so far. What secrets lie between the two best friends, and will their friendship survive this revelation? Having staged a well planned ambush at suspect Kjell’s house, the...
S2 E7 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Scratchy scratch’ 04.07.2024 37:12
The clock is ticking. The detectives only have four days left in Sweden to crack this case. Cousin Per and Cousin Klas have contradicting stories and it’s time to find out who is lying and why. Some key evidence is unearthed which places one of these cousins at the scene of the crime on the day the tiny suit appeared. Detective LK puts the military edition USB lie detector v3.0 through its paces*....
S2 E6 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Midsommar Madness’ 27.06.2024 44:30
The moment the team have been frantically preparing for has finally arrived - it’s time to go undercover at the elk slaughterhouse. Will ‘Uncle Mike’s” fake undercover identity be exposed? What new leads will be unearthed? Will the undercover operation be a success? Follow us on instagram for the case evidence and behind the scenes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...
S2 E5 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Daddy Issues’ 20.06.2024 39:57
It’s T minus seven hours until the undercover operation commences. In this episode, the 'detectives' and Professor Mike Berry nervously make their final preparations for the big event. Under the careful supervision of forensic scientist Jo Millington, the team run forensics on the evidence and extract their first bit of DNA evidence - one which could be integral to the case. Follow us on instagram...
S2 E4 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Eye candy’ 13.06.2024 54:13
The team arrive in Sweden and the pressure is on to crack the case before they leave in 10 days’ time. They launch head first into their first big interrogation with the victim’s ex lover Mikael - the man Kristina dated at the time both the tiny suit and suitcase arrived on her veranda. After unnerving the suspect with some of their more unorthodox interrogation techniques, the trio throw Professo...
S2 E3 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Casual tie’ 06.06.2024 44:55
The trio come up with a genius but high risk idea that will put them in a very uncomfortable and potentially dangerous situation. Will it be worth it? Is danger a necessity to crack this case? Preparations for Sweden continue with the interrogations of 3 young men, one of whom brings with him a significant conflict of interest. And a shocking revelation comes to light which takes the mystery to a...
S2 E2 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Meatballs at IKEA’ 30.05.2024 25:02
In this episode, the team officially kick off the investigation and introduce Black Lake - the remote hamlet in Sweden where the crime took place. Initial evidence is assessed and some calls with suspects reveal some worrying contradictions in their stories. Who is lying and why? The trio consult Professor Mike Berry to understand the psychology and possible motives behind these two serious incide...
S2 E1 The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case - ‘Worn but washed’ 23.05.2024 27:53
In this very first episode of 'The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case' we delve into the details of a crime that took place in a remote village in Sweden over a decade ago. Join former victims of Season 1, Helen and Karen, and ‘Detective’ Lauren Kilby as the trio introduce the victim of this new bizarre mystery and show you what tricks they have up their sleeves to crack the case. Follow us on instagram f...
Season 2 Trailer - The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case 14.05.2024 2:42
The trio behind hit podcast “Who Shat On the Floor At My Wedding?” are back! This season the three unqualified detectives take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. Being specialists in “non-crime crimes”, their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And the new sinister Swedish case fits this brief. Follow...
S1 E13 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'The Finale' 31.03.2021 1:43:04
The team pull out all the stops to find out what really happened on the night of 11th August 2018. Can a real lie detector test, a code breaker and a psychic shed any light on who shat on the floor at Helen and Karen’s wedding? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .
S1 E12 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Let's get ready to fumble' 12.02.2021 1:05:16
A former boss with a chip on her shoulder.... a bridesmaid who left town immediately after the wedding.... a heavily pregnant woman overwhelmed with hormones... and an alarming frisson between two unexpected guests…. Welcome to Episode 12. Hold onto your hats, you’re in for quite a ride as Detective Lauren Kilby goes on a rampage to unearth all final suspects in this case. See Privacy Policy at ht...
S1 E11 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Bad cop' 05.02.2021 46:09
Feeling like she was too lenient on Henk in Episode 6, Detective Lauren Kilby decides it’s time for BAD COP to come out. The man who was in the ladies bathroom for 4 hours is dragged back into the interrogation chambers for a second grilling, and it’s not pretty. Having run out of other options, the team starts to explore the idea of torture as a means to get a confession. See Privacy Policy at ht...
S1 E10 Who shat on the floor at my wedding? 'Size of a small fist' 29.01.2021 37:03
A brand new witness comes forward with some alarming new information. In light of this new worrying lead, the team seeks the expertise of someone with very high security clearance. Is Detective Lauren Kilby investigating the right crime or was there something even more criminal that occurred during Helen and Karen’s wedding? Is this crime even a crime? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...
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