White Girl Black Husband

In the future, Ultra Corporations have seized control of 80% of the worlds food supply, leaving the other 20% to warlords and pagan kings. In their supremacy, they begin creating exact copies of restaurants that serve the exact same foods at the exact same temperatures. And the people eat! And they grow, and they continue to grow, and even when they have stopped eating, they don't stop growin...

Black Husband shares an unclean secret With White Girl regarding his lust for politics. Logging countless hours from all sides of the political spectrum, he has uncovered a disturbing & recent trend that has captivated nearly everyone involved in this increasingly strange process of election. Democrat and Republican. Liberal and Conservative. And . . . you?  NOTE: As a precaution, understand t...

Today Black Husband celebrates the legacy of White Girl and her kin both locally, nationally & internationally. As autumn leaves rustle past in a distinctly caucasian clapback to Hot Girl Summer , White Girl and Black Husband take an ultra-informed look at a few distinctly evangelical expressions of fall while remaining unflinchingly true to their inner snob. We only ask that you hold your Hel...

White Girl and Black Husband talk about the recently released episode of their anime Scifi Testament. They discuss the king who body was throw into the desert, how scary prophets would have been in the Old Testament, and many easter eggs Chate' feels you should know about. If you haven't seen it yet, you can watch it on our YouTube page 'Goodnight Mister Moosey' on YouTube. But...

Black Husband, coated in the finest tinfoil armor and lacquered with an unusual protective ooze shares publicly and for the first time the ultimate explanation for UFO's. White Girl sits in stunned silence as Black Husband details what Pentagon reports, journalist, UFOlogists and skeptics all seem to neglect. From Roswell to Kenneth Arnold. Airships to Firey Egyptian discs. Black Husband unma...

Black Husband puts on his most sinister voice to tell White Girl a ghost story about a man who, under the direction of an evil ghost,  ate the hearts of children in order to gain unnatural abilities on the battlefield. Dressed in nothing but his birthday clothing, he went on to terrorize Liberia for years, until something absolutely insane happened. And its all true. Check out our anime, Scifi-Tes...

Today White Girl takes a test to determine how good a friend she is. This test has been failed over 12,000 times and continues to perplex and extend even the most studied psychologists. But Lauren, being of sound and holy mind, believes she is up for the challenge. Take the test along with us as we reflect on how well we have treated those who are not like us at all, at all. And if you win, we mig...

Today White Girl and Black Husband grab you by the hand and pull you into a hostess factory where chaos has reigned since time immemorial. Prying your eyes open gently with their soft fingers, they take you on an unforgettable tour of what is literally a haunted house. You're greeted by horns which blare out exact cook times, handles that turn over partially formed cupcakes and thousands of s...

Today, White Girl and Black Husband are venting about the hobby love they didn't receive from the churches they attended growing up, and were instead shamed and scorned for achieving great things like finishing Naruto in one sitting, and attaining two hundred and seventy eight kills in a game of Team Fortress. Then, they elaborate on how this seemingly innocuous church vice has actually cause...

White Girl and her Black Husband like Rings of Power. But there is a big problem, and its not what you think. There is an actual tower standing in the center of the entertainment world. A looming tower with an single cat-eye scanning the media landscape, flaming and ultimately corrupted. Occasionally hurling shiny rings onto the fingers of haters, who then hatefully and uncritically judge works of...

White Girl and Black Husband have an explosive conversation over a very sensitive topic. Since both of their neural scanners were uninstalled, they now see as regular people do. And regular people often confuse the appearance of people from other races, so much, that they may even be unable to tell them a part. We also have an ultra-charged chat about why fast food luvz hanging out with black peop...

White girl and Black husband, battling through their own ailments (projectile vomit and Laryngitis respectively), discuss deep profound and previously hidden insights to the oft repeated sentiment about movies that they just don't make them like they used to . We take a look at the top 10 grossest (or is it grossingist?) films from two decades and compare to see if maybe they're onto som...

Chate' and Lauren introduce themselves as hungry, twin velociraptors. We talk about, what its like to be 'blackmarried' (ok not really) and also the anime they created together 'Sci-Fi Testament'. Only part of this description is true. Our Anime! Support the vision baby