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In the wake of extreme pushback to a message Jackie Hill Perry preached against the likes of Beyonce, Kehlani, and the worldview that perpetuates the belief that all spirituality is the same, Black Husband breaks down an viral twitter thread full of responses to a clip of flaming earthbound rocks reigning down in the form of convicting statements. Assuming the form of an insect, White Girl charges...

Today Black Husband discusses the recent Bud Light apology in light of the unyielding trend of corporate faux pas followed by carefully researched language forming an apology. White Girl then sits in somewhat righteous judgement as Chate recalls some semi-recent public apologies. Join us today as we rank them, from greatest to least, and render absolute and final judgement on the entire genre of p...

On todays ground breaking episode, Black Husband and White Girl talk about the church's decades long bad advise on opposite sex friendships, and the fear that has dominated the wisdom and advice on this topic. Chate discusses how christians have failed to apply truth to the nature of sexual attraction in a friendship, and how often what we call wisdom actually excludes same-sex attracted chri...

Like a vicious, angry, feathered eagle soaring high above, Black Husband gives a diagnosis of a disease infecting the discernment wing of the church told on the heels of the Transformation Church Easter Special controversy. White Girl gently rebukes a well known influencer called Allie Beth Stuckey on behalf of a very irresponsible segment on the church in question. Finally and taking care not to...

In todays episode: White Girl drops a truly stunning revelation about wedding. Black Husband reveals the untold secret behind the 'Disney Adult' phenomenon. & After a long argument, they both bond over what is truly the most bizarre Disney film of all time. You can support the vision at patreon.com/mistermoosey and you can watch our anime 'SCIFI TESTAMENT' retelling bible s...

What would make a brown girl throw away millions of dollars after going through life-threatening body transformations to achieve such riches? Today White Girl and Black Husband step into their calling as celebrateurs of the many magnificent things the Lord is doing on this crushed earth. Chate discusses with Lauren the recent revelation's Angela White, formerly known as Blac Chyna, a former s...

Building on past victories, today, Black Husband talks about the effect the existence of aliens might have on christian's in the hypothetical event that they suddenly appear. White Girl sits silently as Chate' explains the absurdity of thinking that the christian worldview is incapable of providing context for understanding potential life in the universe, and his own experience with peop...

In this must listen episode. Black Husband explains why the NPR article celebrating Michelle Yeoh as the first "asian identified" winner of the best actress academy award is so painfully evil. White Girl sits in stunned silence as Chate' goes through the history of dehumanizing ideologies that people of color and beyond have endured on behalf of everyone's favorite celebrity -...

White Girl and Black Husband share a story about a girl they met at a festival that was supposed to celebrate the achievements of kittens showing their God given cuteness. But their chance encounter took a dark turn when the girl began to suggest that perhaps there was more than meets the eye in regard to her cat. Poor thing. You can watch our anime Scifi Testament on our YouTube channel of the sa...

Today Black Husband shares the sins of his people with White Girl regarding the misuse of the word 'cringe' online. In the aftermath of Michael B Jordan having his moment with an old classmate about a little teasing he endured, Chate reflects on the notion that people not fitting in or striving for something greater are often victimized by an army of the undead; that is, people who have...

Once upon an evening, White Girl asked Black Husband, "Do you know where Toucan Sam came from?". Now ordinarily this question would be weightless, yet, somehow on that warm summer evening, the question hit him as hard as the gamma radiation now streaming into his eyes. You see, he was outside picking an apple pie off the windowsill and walking indoors to greet her. The question disturbed...

Today Black Husband unexpectedly shares aggressive insights on the parallel between 1st Corinthians 8 and 10 and Beyonce's catalogue from Lemonade on. Drawing inspiration from two women, Tiphani Montgomery and Jackie Hill-Perry, White Girl assumes the defensive position and Chaté shares why he also believes these women are correct in sharing their warnings against the consumption of what is e...

Today Black Husband talks with White Girl & You about the industry that routinely pays for studies with misleading conclusions in order to generate press that in turn, encourages you to buy what they sellin. As evidence mounts, you will feel the weight of American tragedy. You may even begin to hear the chorus of ducks quacking, and rather than be bothered, you may find yourself barking alongs...

Black Mirror -- I mean Black Husband, exposes the nakedness of of the culture we live in. White Girl sits stunned and shocked as Chate details internet drama that has crossed into the realm of scifi horror. They discuss a twitch streamer who was caught watching some very unsavory deepfake videos, twitters reaction to it and its broader implications on the extreme hypocrisy that informs much of our...

In this clash of good vs evil, White Girl literally goes to war with her husband about the nature of the word "acquaintance". Black Husband draws his weapon and points it at the one he is supposed to protect, insisting that "its for your own good".  They discuss Chate's assertion that calling someone an acquaintance is only done by people who are emotionally stunted, unwil...

Today, White Girl and Black Husband share some very embryonic sentiments about social media, and extreme care must be taken as todays episode is a once-in-a-lifetime experience. These thoughts you will hear are SO nucleic, it would take but a sneeze to threaten their formation. Chate dives in to some sensations he's been having that the ills of social media lay exclusively at the foot of the...

In their darkest episode to date, White Girl and Black Husband discuss the ways in which Satan and his friends seek to once again make humans look very stupid in exotic and compelling ways. And this time it's the ennegram personality test, cherished by christians nationwide, that the devil chooses. Chate summarizes the occult origins and then asks a very provocative question. White Girl confe...

Oh No! There's been a mistake. Rolling Stone complied a top 200 greatest-of-all-time singers list and, due to some oversight, Celine Dion did not make the list. So there must have been some mix-up. Right? A writer forgot to submit their contribution or... there was some last minute change or.. it.. wasn't, a mistake? You mean, *gulp* Celine Dion isn't in fact, a top 200 all time art...

On this extremely special, ground breaking and genre defining episode, White Girl and Black Husband reveal the top 10 critically acclaimed animals celebrated for their cuteness that are truly NOT cute. Stand hard as Chate' peels back the veneer of attraction these animals have kept us under for literal generations. This unbiased expose will leave you informed but more importantly, it will lea...

Get Ready! Black Husband is taking you on a conquest against the forces of evil who consistently show up at Christmas to remind you of how pagan this day of innocent celebration is. Grabbing the hand of White Girl and storming the gates, Chate, Lauren, and you, will deal the final blow to any and all aggressors who continue to speak 'out duh side uh dey neck'. This take-no-prisoners styl...

Today Black Husband shares the distinguishing feature about Santa that causes him appetite loss and generalized anxiety. White Girl tries to set the record straight, but eventually falls in line, convinced of Santa's unsettling appearance. They then talk about how their vacation in Oregon set them on fire with a bitter hatred for their beloved home city, Seattle. We love you so much. You can...

Today White Girl, joining via satellite uplink, speaks with Black Husband about a conspiracy to dethrone women from their high places. There is a conspiracy that Chate' has recently discovered in light of shady happenings at the World Cup. A magical word that has had an unpleasant affect on the girls Jesus loves. Dark terminology born of snakelike entities wishing to hand wave away great inju...

Today Black Husband celebrates the end of his life for the year 2022. That's because for some reason he decided that the end of the year should fall on the first week of December rather than the standard roman calendar date of December 31st. He shares with White Girl (and you) the trails the Lord dun drug him through during the year 2022, and with embarrassing transparency, the vices that Jes...

Today Black Husband talks about a precious young white man caught in the excitement of  an all expense paid trip to college. So much, that something came out of his mouth that only his darker skinned brethern have access to. Though cute, it was frown upon by the admissions gods, who immediately took to twitter to revoke his scholarship. In the wake of his devastation, White Girl sits down with Bla...

Today, White Girl Takes a 20 question quiz Black Husband created depicting different scenario's where she must choose in what elitist manner she would respond. And we made it so you can play along too. Join us for a time of self discovery, champagne, complete with a Formula 1 spritzer bottle shower at the end. Happy Thanksgiving! We love you. Song by Mediterraneo Mall - mn12 & You can sup...