When Heather Met Sarah

Sarah finally persuades Heather to watch her most favorite, cherished musical-film, Victor/Victoria , and by Goddess, she’s glad she did.  This movie can turn the most depressed funk-riddled dour of a pouty frown, upside down.  In a splendid cacophony of whimsy, Julie Andrews delights, charms, and mystifies in this gender bending musical romp. Which end is up? No need to choose. This com...

Every middle school slumber party we went to had at least one obligatory viewing of this John Hughes tribute to awkward teens and dysfunctional families everywhere.  Can anyone not relate to this movie? Either as the uber nerd, horny jock, popular kid who grows a conscience, sarcastic friend, or blushing awkward emotive teen with confidence issues?  We realize Joan Cusack’s geeky, doll s...

Is a Kiss ever just a Kiss? A sigh ever just a sigh?  Who cares, but come take a trip down romantically, swoony lane with Sarah and Heather as we dissect and decimate Nora Ephron’s sentimental staple, Sleepless in Seattle . This movie is certainly one “Affair to Remember,” except the two protagonists actually don’t really meet officially until the end of the movie.  We will discuss such...

Ok we are doing it - tackling the Eros-laden - lost love- torch burn second movie in the epic trilogy - Before Sunset. Might want to disable your phone so you don’t text that ex and quit your job after watching this one. Linklater does it again, but this time with ALLLL the feelings.  What happens when you run into your fantasy, nine years later? You know, that person who actually made you be...

All Hail Queen of Vogue Barbie - Kim Cattrall!  Only the 80’s can take the Greek tragedy of Pygmalion, add a peppy soundtrack with The Go-Gos and Starship, and make you want to sprint back to the mall in your shoulder pads and pumps to look for love again. In this ultimate sculpt-meet-cute, only window shopping is needed.  Love explodes through the department store window display. ...

This movie has something for literally everyone.  We are absolutely not sports fans, but upon re-watching this 1992 film we still find ourselves gyrating to “Slow Ride,” at stadium decibel levels, enthusiastically doing the wave, and cheering, “USA, USA, USA!!” The chemistry between Ice Queen Moira Kelly and Jock knucklehead D.B. Sweeney leaves you absolutely breathless. The mental foreplay b...

Heather and Sarah unearth the classic tale of Pride and Prejudice . A tale of two insufferable egos for sure. Oh Mr. Darcy, why do you gotta be so irresistible standing there, desperate in the rain? His sheer hotness is off the charts, as the lead heroine, Elizabeth Bennet doth protest way too much.  It’s the ultimate Will They/Won’t They??? ……while fanning about in tight corsets and dust ruf...

There is truly not a film out there that stirs the ancient, not-so-youthful blood quite like this one.  If you aren’t in the mood for an existential crisis, we highly advise NOT watching this especially when you’re having a hard week clocking in and out, slaving and consuming for the privileged 1%.  Warning: This movie reminds you of your youth. When you had the kind of determined, poeti...

Ah, the white teenaged angst is strong in this one! In this John Hughes romp, you have social caste systems at play here, the guy and the girl(s) from the wrong side of the track, where all the rich dudes have mullets. You have your classic Breakfast Club detention nod where you find your new scruffy pals. You have the good looking jerk blatantly two timing his unsuspecting, naive GF. You have the...

Sarah and Heather plumb the depths of this Apatow epistle to midlife.  Stale sex lives being revived with Viagra Physical validation dwindling….or does it?  Why do guys like to spend so much time on the shitter?  But really?  I’d like to see a guy bring some knitting needles in there... Parents. What's the matter with parents today? BTW: Did you know Megan Fox is in this movie?...

We are finally doing this.  The Epistle of Everything: “Before Sunrise” As Linklater put it himself, regarding his seminal movie,   “Not much happening, but EVERYTHING is happening” (I have never felt so seen..)  This movie stirs up every ounce of your former youthful, doe-eyed romantic optimism and passionate post-adolescent drive to travel the world and shakes it all up like a spe...

Yeegads, 80’s movies get away with a ton of Un PC shit, and this odyssey is not exception!  In this epic tale of Bitches to Rags to Riches, Golden Hawn and Kurt Russel explode in raw Honeymoon phase chemistry, as their own real relationship was just merely a few years old.  Heather and Sarah do a deep dive into a tale wrought with kidnapping, coercion, fraud and sexual exploitation, tied...

OMG. He likes you, “Just as you are," but  be sure to lose weight, wear Spanx, fake intellectualism, and above all else…HIDE THE SCALES ON YOUR SINGLE GIRL BOD! This week we cover the highly controversial, anti-woke, intrinsically problematic but beloved Rom Com, Bridget Jones's Diary . We answer the age old question.  Hugh Grant Versus Colin Firth.  Tart versus Vicar.  Who wou...

Sarah and Heather know who the key master is. The perfectly utopian romantic male archetype exists only in cinema: so let’s hear it for Lloyd Dobbler! We get into the behind-the-scenes “easter eggs," found in this essential viewing which epitomizes the angsty road to true 80s/90’s love. In typical Cameron Crowe style (as he wrote and directed this cinematic masterpiece) the music/soundtrack takes...