When Heather Met Sarah

You’d have to practically be dead to not hear of this cinematic phenomenon that has swept the world. Dead-like practically all the characters from the movie. Emerald Fennell has done it again; horrifying audiences everywhere with her unabashed snarky, Female Gaze-riddled stories. If you ever stalked someone from afar and weaseled your way into their periphery just to breathe their CO2, then this f...

OK. We did it. Sarah and Heather dared to tackle the archaic Behemoth of a classic. Surprisingly, they both had never seen this one. Hold on to your papers! The definable romance power couple “Boags and Bergman” reunited in the midst of political strife, exile, and uncertainty, which always turns the passion to an 11. Will the Nasty Germans prevail? Will their love be resuscitated? Will Sam play t...

Oh look, Heather suggested a movie that Sarah didn’t sneer at and veto!! Heather should go play the lottery! After a brief hiatus, we head on down to the 80’s to a demure and soft Meryl Streep and a philandering scoundrel trope timelessly embodied by Jack Nicholson. This Nora Ephron film had us feeling all kinds of melancholic thoughts, as it explored Ephron’s own personal story of blushing marria...

Can you recreate the same Magic as the first time? Richard Gere and Gary Marshall certainly thought so when they begged Julia Roberts to star opposite Gere in another Wacky Rom-Com destined to win everyone’s hearts. Welp, they definitely tried. Tune in to hear why it’s never as good as the first time, while Sarah and Heather plot their next madcap vacation tracing the very fated steps of our lead...

Before Renfield , there was Randy. Randy is both his character’s name and personality. Come see a baby Nicholas Cage from the mean streets of Hollywood woo a coddled, prissy Valley girl (Deborah Foreman) while hiding in a shower. Hey when and where romance hits, it just hits. Who are we to comment on suburban Mall Culture vs. dirty-city Punk Culture? Opposites attract. Full stop. Sarah and Heather...

Crack open your handheld fan for this one, it’s a bright shinning seductive, steamer of a movie... You will need to fan yourself dramatically, to either cool yourself off or dry your tears. (or both) Directed by Clint Eastwood, starring himself paired with Meryl Streep, the complexities explode within the bounds of the bare simplicities that compose this story. Sarah and Heather discuss the fatali...

You know it, you love it, it’s the classic Cinderella story told by way of 1986. Molly Ringwald defies all fashion logic by daring to wear pink as a redhead, and crush unabashedly on the rich, popular guy while her lipgloss pouts from the “wrong side of the tracks.” But guess what? He likes her back! But like all unassuming, naturally cool chicks, she has a sidekick guy friend who is not-so-secret...

Ok so yeah, this is an obvious Heather choice. Yeah, but this movie was revolutionary for its time, depicting an astonishing (gasp) reversal of gender roles with elements of campy fantasy and 80’s hijinks thrown in. Did we mention it also stars Terri Garr? This is the first movie in which Michael Keaton carries top billing and his natural comedic talents shine as he foibles the unknown gendered wo...

If Little Women and Dead Poet’s Society had a baby it, would be Mona Lisa Smile . This snapshot of New England academia life for a (GASP) female in the 1950’s has some downright cringey and uncomfortable moments. All the more reason to watch and perhaps grant the Boomer generation a tiny bit more empathy. They actually let women go to college back then, or as Heather's Dad would jokingly phras...

“We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for." Okay, so this movie isn’t a Rom-Com or Rom Dram... More al...

We'll start by revealing this is a “Sarah Pick.” Let’s just say this movie might need a third brain in the mix, because it most certainly does not age well. Sure, we absolutely love Steve Martin, and completely ADORE Kathleen Turner but even Far Right, Trump worshippers would have beef with this film’s racist quips and misogynist storyline (or would they?). All blatant un-PC attributes aside,...

Well, we’ve arrived at yet another “Heather’s Friend Litmus Test” cinematic works. Enter the colorful sights and delightful sounds of mythical, yet antithetical town of San Junipero. And by sounds, I mean the absolute cheesy and serotonin inducing anthems of our youth. Get ready to have your mind completely blown, as this episode delves into the complexities found in marrying lifes’ anguished trag...

Ok Ok Ok...Heather owns this movie, but never got around to watching it. Until now, since Sarah is hell bent on educating her with cinematic classics. Join us as we wade through the original Bosom Buddies’ inspiration, shocking film audiences everywhere with the sight of two men in dresses, vying for the affection of none other than Marylin Monroe. Marylin wears outfits that are “downright pornogr...

After Heather is "ridiculed" for choosing yet another 90’s era movie, Sarah and Heather dive into this “feel-not-so-good” movie about domestic violence. Yes, you called it: a real knee slapper. This movie will have you checking your own towel rack for micro signs of psychopathy. With sweeping views of Cape Cod (The Carolinas) and the anxiety-riddled life of a wife held captive by her obs...

Did you know that this is not a James Bond film? Heather was at first befuddled by Sarah’s choice, but the mystery was revealed as soon as Helena Bonham graced the stage. Join us as we dig in and explore the romantic sun swept setting of this film that casts a lover’s spell on the protagonists: Florence, Italy. Back when women had to wait to be kissed, or rather devoured by handsome blond gentleme...

Don’t make Heather sing the theme song... You know it’s already on repeat on your head right now, just reading the title of this movie. Well don’t worry, I do regale Sarah’s and your own lucky ears with a few belted a cappella/strangled notes of this catchy ditty in our latest podcast episode. Has Whitney Houston ever looked and sounded more radiant than in her role as a Pop icon Singer (nail meet...

What’s that old saying??? Chivalry and Misogyny aren’t dead? *Insert Sarah Rolling her eyes here* We’re back to the 90’s, a decade rife with blockbuster hits romanticizing modern day Cinder-Fucking-ella stories. But this time, Hollywood tips its bedazzled Chauffeur hat to the oldest profession. Yes, that’s right, good old fashioned prostitution. Directed by Gary Marshall, of course! Because women...

This week’s episode makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside, better than a shot of tequila. Almost. Mermaids - Cher’s own Mini-Me Matriarchal kingdom offers a colorful and tantalizing pu-pu plater of single mother issues, Mother/Daughter dynamics, sexual awakening, with a thick slice of fear of abandonment for dessert. The chemistry of this family trio; Cher, Winona Ryder, and the debut of Christi...

Oh yes that early post-high school optimism. Your whole life is ahead of you... Your armpits might smell like pizza grease and old beer, from working at the local pizza joint, but you’re going to get outta here and make something of yourself, right? It’s written in the stars. This movie smells, tastes, and celebrates New England small town living, keeping it “light and sweet” with some heavy rites...

Welcome to the 70’s! In this week’s episode, we walk down Heather’s childhood lane, quite literally to the movie she used to watch at her friend’s house over and over because she wasn’t allowed to watch such filth at home. We give you, the box-office success and movie that catapulted Goldie Hawn and Dudley Moore to fame, “Foul Play.” If you are confused by Goldie Hawn’s obvious Farrah Fawcett feat...

“I know this movie came out in 1963, but Jeepers Criminy, why are men so obsessed with controlling a woman’s virginity?” Heather asks, steam emitting from her ears. “Calm down,” says Sarah. “Consider the time era, it is actually quite progressive for that decade,” as her eyes dart nervously back and forth. Join us, as we examine this Rom Com, love triangle blueprint of a movie, and take a stroll w...

Sarah and Heather are taking you all the way back to 1998, when the male gaze was still in full swing. Oh wait, it still is. And yes, before you you ask, “Another Ethan Hawke Movie???” We ask you to humbly deal with it. His smoldering, passionate eyes demand it. Come with us as we confront our potential Dinsmore/Havisham futures, drinking noon martinis with black eyeliner wingtips, lime sherbet ey...

Finally a movie with a title Sarah can get behind. If you loathe Hallmark created high pressure Hollidays, this movie is for you!  The power duo of Nia Vardalos and John Corbett from   “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” reunites again, most likely to propel her real life divorce, and (brace yourselves)...this time, Nia is blonde. Sarah and Heather hash the merits and pitfalls of the ole’ VD, and...

This week’s episode delves into the time capsule that is a true ode to the Mid 90’s. When baby doll dresses, questioning authority, and the ole’ Michelin dinner pairing of diet coke and cigarettes was revered. Sigh. Those were the days... Remember when you still wanted to change the world?  Ben Stiller directs this coming of age ensemble cast, where you can still openly lust after Ethan Hawke...

Written by Eleanor Bergstein and directed by Emile Ardolino. This steamy, summer camp classic certainly holds up.   If you haven’t seen it in a while, do yourself a favor and put on this cinematic aphrodisiac!   Warning:  Not recommended to watch before you actually go out dancing. :X They might have to curb you. True story.  Remember when youths would grind and writhe their ho...