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Join us as we navigate the chaos of the holiday season, from unexpected calendar realizations to hectic moving timelines. In this episode, we dive into our somewhat lackluster holiday activities, including a spontaneous trip to the locally famous Gingerbread Lane and neighborhood light tours. We reminisce about our annual tradition of watching Snoopy on Ice at Knott's Berry Farm, discussing everyt...

Join us in this anxiety-fueled episode as we delve into Kristen's unconventional fear of the Grinch and our Grinchmas adventures at Universal Studios Hollywood. From early morning drinks to dodging Who interactions we navigate the festive chaos and share our thoughts on the best holiday food offerings, which is obviously the doughnut. As always we get sidetracked with things that have nothing to d...

Join us as we unravel our experiences watching the Wicked movie adaptation. Get ready for a spicy debate on why we think Defying Gravity is the Beyoncé of Wicked songs and why Jeff Goldblum might have been better off staying in Jurassic Park. Did Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo leave us spellbound or disappointed? We tackle the steampunk aesthetic, dream about Antonio Banderas as the wizard, and p...

In this episode, we dive into the world of collections, from an astonishing personal collection of 55,000 vintage dresses to Kristen's own array of coffee mugs and Haunted Mansion memorabilia(And Alyssa's lack thereof). Join us as we discuss Kristen's favorite collections, the thrill of estate sales, and our polyester filled visit to the 55,000 Dresses sale. We explore the peculiar charm of vintag...

In this episode, we recount our night at the historical Queen Mary in Long Beach CA, an experience that promised ghostly encounters but delivered a magic show instead. Join us as we discuss the historical significance of the Queen Mary, our outfits for the event, and our high hopes that were ultimately dashed by a theatrical séance lacking in actual paranormal activity. From expensive tickets to u...

Ever wondered what happens when we're let loose on our own? Join us for a recap of our solo shenanigans! From Sacramento's scarce goth hideouts and a Victorian funeral dessert party to a nearly impossible cornfield maze and a hilariously bad pirate dinner show. We'll dish on overpriced Costco desserts disguised as Victorian delicacies, sensual vampires, and the world's most random Disney parade. W...

Halloweekend Adventures: From Delusion to Disappointment Join us in our latest episode as we delve into our Halloween madness, starting from the moment Halloween merch hits the shelves in July. We recount our cherished tradition of 'Halloweekend,' the ultimate spooky celebration packed into one weekend. Sadly, this year left us questioning if we're outgrowing some of our favorite haunts. From brav...

Buckle up dawgs, it’s a long one.  Join us for our long winded recap of our first real friendship trip to Salem.  From navigating travel nightmares, including lost luggage and bad airport food, to exploring Salem's rich history and mystic charm, our trip had it all. We dive into our detailed itinerary, hitting must-visit spots like the Witch Museum, ghost tours, and infamous Hocus Pocus locations....

Join us as we navigate through technical difficulties, the chaos of buying a Run Disney race, and training mishaps. From Halloween scares and Southern California heatwaves to spontaneous McDonald's trips and emotional lows, this episode covers our emotional and physical Run Disney journey. In this episode we cover our shopping sprees, movie theater mishaps, and the soul sucking heat all while prep...

Join us in our latest podcast episode as we dive deep into the world of seasonal goths. We explore what it means to embrace the gothic lifestyle, even if it's just for a season, primarily from late August to the end of October. We share personal stories, like meeting a peculiar relative with a tale of Victorian gothic charm, and delve into the nuances of seasonal versus dedicated goth cultures. We...

Our sound still sucks, our video is still worse, but we are once again immaculate. Join us as we talk at length about our adventure to the Hollywood Bowl to watch the Barbie movie. With injuries, last-minute Diet Coke stops, an unfortunate bus ride, and an unexpected vomit incident this episode is cursed. We navigate parking nightmares, the allure of the McRib and the antics that led us to a night...

It's our first episode and we definitely don't know what we're doing. The sound is bad, the video is worse but we are immaculate. Join us as we spend too much time talking about our pets, why vintage fashion always makes you look 60, and the serendipitous moment that sparked our friendship. In this inaugural episode, we candidly share our quirks, mutual love for bad TV, silly and Disneyland meet-c...