What’s’n Yer Pocket?

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill TOPICS: What if a hippie bites you, then you become a hippy? // What if cops could bite you to take you down? // What if the sound was as thick as water? // What if aliens were going to destroy the human race unless us two could convince them otherwise? SNEAK PEAK: "He lost a hair for every...

"Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.” ― Adolf Hitler TOPICS: What if killing immediately sent you to hell and sent the person who died to heaven and if you kill yourself you stay ghost on earth forever, like Hitler? // What if you were born with a crystal in your head that gave you emotions? // What if we were vampires? SNEAK PEAK: "Saggy Lobe Syndrome." // "The produce...

"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?" - Phillip J. Fry TOPICS: What if space was liquid and you could sw...

"Where's the lamb sauce?" - Gordon Ramsey TOPICS: What if you could taste whatever your soulmate was eating and that is how you find them? What if we started a cult, what would our rules and punishments be? What if we where all born as puppets and we had earn our boyhood? What if Jaku was a robot, and so was everyone else because Miguel made a fake world so he could have friends? What if Miguel ma...

TOPICS: What if all your friends are famous but they haven't told you, because they don't want you to feel bad about not being famous? What if there was a prohibition on caffeine? What if your first kiss automatically made you unable to fall in love with anyone else? What if you where a tiny itty bitty boy, in a giants kitchen, who was about to eat you? SNEAK PEEK: "Our pre-famous is musty.", "I s...

"Ah music, a magic beyond all we do here." - Albus Dumbledore TOPICS: What if, instead of cars, we invented mechanical horses? What if nobody had bones and the only way to stay human looking was to make your muscles strong, and if you don't you become a flabby skin fat sack that cant move? What if you fell down a pipe and met Princess Peach, and then she got kidnaped? What if when you started a vi...

TOPICS : What if you can possibly told everyone you were on a diet? What if the magic from Harry Potter was real but only one of us got it? What if everyone got kicked out of their house when they turn 12? What if you were abducted by aliens?  SNEAK PEEK : Roidicans Diet - Steroids and Protein, "Sensei was my dad today", "The settler of Satan", "Muggle is not a slur", "Running away from a cow...

Born again poet warriors, Sallies seashell shot gun, Rebecca, A professional establishment my dude

Canadian ding dong ditching, Weaned from the devil, Suckled from the rock, Bunnies breed like rabbits, The Komodo King, Daddy jelly, Super tantalizing doppelgangers.

Shart Purple, My dad's my twin, Raisin Baby, Honorable Vigor, The Bulk, Sucking jelly out of a bowling ball, Red collar, Abraham stealer, Smooshy and the 16 Commandments, I'll Kill you AKA blackmail, Suckle on his pores.

Celestial Dating show, Love is the worst crime, Scott free, Guardian Angel, Awkward miming, Competitive Chivalry.

Never tongue your hand and then touch an enemy, All the ghosts live on Mars, We're just going to be booming each other all the time, Mom's power of herbal and wormhole medicine, Apathetic extroverts.

Bear Gods, Human Milk, Oreeman, Ziplock bags of organ bacon, Spooning jargen, Drag Queen Bee, Yodeling is just gentle screaming

Sloths and bees are one in the same, Kermit the frog aka the common wench, I want you to be around my foot, Your skin is my exact size, Your such a cherry pop.

I'm a battle witch, If you like me that's a red flag, Gastral projection, They push my Willchair, Build me a sandwich, Jesus sign my baby, The blood of... Well his own blood, These boys are my favorite boys,

Miguel the Fairy, Suicide Dolphins, My Morning Hate Time, The Koala Killer, The Zookeeper... Not again, The worst surgeon ever, Love at first Incision.

No one should touch knees together, Suicide by makeout, Laugh at the ginger, Black hoodie Amish, Them knowing that you know that they know.

Anxious like a pinecone, NagmSuhm, Pop- n-Lock-it little boy, Impromptu yoga class, The gospel for a dollar, Mr. Dinkleman, 3...2... She licks her lips...1...*Heart attack*

Mr. And Mrs. Oxygen machines, that feta cheese attitude is so good, the James rebellion, GMOooh yummy, my 15 year body was ripe

What if I just look Japanese, “Muggle” means Gentile, It’s just hippie and cute, Romeo and his friend Chad, Boys dressed like men

Swimming is the apex of fear, there is no gravity underwater, the government is weighing our souls down, you just want to be mounted like a horse by Gandalf huh?

I'm dumb I'ma stab you, Im bald but I love spaghetti, Eternal life bro, Do cannibals define cannibalism, Don't get Picassoed, Vaughn Gough was a ginger, Dip dip into death.

Butthole time demon, Atnas saulc, sandals made of sand, If time was tangible you’d put it in soup, I see cadavers every Tuesday, Astronaut for fun.

I’m literally a chicken, what’s the point of non-magnetic birds, rabbi Jack Black, wed panda wink

I like to do stuff in the dark, Courting emo girls with pigeon sounds, I wish this tasted more homosapien, Cargo shorts and insecurities.