What’s’n Yer Pocket?

"You Could Lose Your Hand, You Could Lose Your Foot. You Could Lose Your Hand Getting It Off Your Foot! I Don’t Like Sea Urchins.” - Taylor Swift TOPICS: What if we didn't use money? // What if children could be traded? // What if you found a tunnel in your house? SNEAK PEEK: "Soft labor." // "Ocean Erotica" // "If I wear really tight pants, I'm the most confi...

"I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome." - Donald Glover TOPICS: What if eating made you older? // What if your family adopted someone the same age as you and started to forget about you? // What if you won a million dollars for kissing one specific person? SNEAK PEEK:  "Ramen and Tuna." // " I would be the uncle's wife!" // "Cooler is older!" // "Now add anorexic...

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein TOPICS: What if we worked as plumbers and found an injured moose on a job in the middle of nowhere? // What if your neighbor asked you to build a secret treehouse with them? // What if hair couldn't be cut, just reallocated to a different spot on your body? SNEAK PEEK: "We both can't read..." // "It...

"Drones can be useful tools, and I am all about useful tools. One of my mottos is 'the right tool for the right job."  - Martha Stewart TOPICS: What if someone came up to you and asked you to hold something and ran off, then another person came and asked you if you saw anybody pass by because they stole something? // What if you found a newspaper dated for tomorrow that tells of a horrible tr...

"Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters." - Mike Tyson TOPICS: What if like Edward Scissor hands everyone had their own things on their hands? // What if addiction was celebrated? SNEAK PEEK: "Thomas thumb tac thumbs." // "One ring to rule them all on my toe." // "Rock, paper, scissors gang." // "Ear hands, cuz that boy listens."

“Today’s good mood is sponsored by coffee.” – Anonymous “Caffeine- It maintains my sunny personality.” – Anonymous “Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” – Anonymous “I put coffee in my coffee.” – Anonymous “When my blood runs black as the moonless night, and my heartbeat sounds as the Warriors march, only then may you say, I’ve had enough coffee.” – Anonymous THEME: Coffee Shop TOPIC...

"It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila." - Mohamad Ali THEME: Coffee Shop TOPICS: What if you where at a coffee shop and someone randomly came up and started giving you a massage? // What if you where in a coffee shop and you got a note in your coffee? // What if you where in a coffee shop and the barista asked for YOUR number this time? SNEAK PEEK: "...

"We don't grow older, we grow riper." - Pablo Picasso. TOPICS: What if it was the man who got pregnant? // What if the fall never happened? SNEEK PEAK: "You where born in a tree house, your life is a mystery." // "Woman didn't know she was pregnant until she played monopoly." // "I'm thinking for two." // "You dont need empathy you have an umbilical cord." // "Mayhaps your making love." // "K...

“Mine eyes smell onions.” - Shakespeare   (All’s Well That Ends Well [Act 5, Scene 3]) TOPICS: What if insects attacked you always? // What if all legends and myths were about your dad? // What if the cleaner you were the more sticky you were? SNEAK PEEK: "I'm not taking my clothes off dog" // "My ears taste your voice." // "Alas a peasant." // "Every actor is a devote Christian" // "She...

"I go without sleep, I just go hard." - Tom Cruise TOPICS : What if you could choose one fictional character to come to life and become your best friend? // What if you could change anyone's appearance like in the game Sims? // What if running a red light was punishable by death? SNEEK PEAK : "Jesus was a carp." // "Gonorrhea sounds allot different than Giardia." // " I have multiple skully o...

"Music, not sex, got me aroused." - Marvin Gaye What if a common way to get rid of your problems was to tie them to balloons and let them float away? // What if your parents invited you to a wedding, and it was your arranged marriage? // What if you had to go back in time and set your parents up otherwise you and your siblings would cease to exist? "The brush was my first sexua...

"I've got to start eating at home more..." - Jeffrey Dahmer TOPICS: What if you were watching your friend's cat, dog, parrot, grandparents or some other form of pet and they died? // What if you baked two sets of brownies, one of them has drugs in them, and you took the drugged brownies to a family event? // What if someone wrote a play about your life? SNEAK PEAK: "My life as a mouth breather." /...

"They see me Rowlin' they hatin'" -J.K. Rowling TOPICS: What if you were transformed into your favorite childhood toy? // What if you switched siblings with your best friend? // What if you all of a sudden sucked at the best thing you were good at? SNEAK PEEK: "Free tattoos isn't always good bro..." // "There's always that one kid that puts you in his mouth." // "Farms dont belong in bathroom...

"Weirdness is not my game, I'm just a square boy from Wisconsin." - William Dafoe TOPICS: What if you had start a school? // What if a 50 year old gentleman in a suit came up to you and asked for help finding his mom? // What if all of a sudden medicine did the opposite of what it was meant to do? SNEAK PEAK: "Start with the type of punishment, then all the reasons to get punished." // "...

"I think Christians and Muslims should hug each other." - Chuck Norris TOPICS: What if an angel that looked exactly like your celebrity crush came to you in your waking life every day just to hangout? // What if you had vivid visions every night that were about people you didn't know? // What if we joined a gang together? // What if after Queen Elizabeth died you where crowned King of England? SNE...

"I think Christians and Muslims should hug each other." - Chuck Norris TOPICS: What if an angel that looked exactly like your celebrity crush came to you in your waking life every day just to hangout? // What if you had vivid visions every night that were about people you didn't know? // What if we joined a gang together? // What if after Queen Elizabeth died you where crowned King of England? SNE...

"Seventh grade was the first time I dyed my hair, and I went to school with red and black stripes, so I looked like a zebra."- Jeffree Star TOPICS: What if you looked out your apartment window, and notice your neighbor, a kind looking old man watering his flowers accidentally makes eye contact with you and wave at you, BUT you don't wave back? // What if the longer you kept something alive the mor...

"Wail, you who live in the market district; all your merchants will be wiped out, all who trade with silver will be destroyed." - Zephaniah 1:11 TOPICS: What if it hurt to get wet?// What if after the age of 70 you had to respond to everything with advice and wisdom? // What if you found out your parents were compulsive liars? // What if whenever you fell over or sat down you needed...

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” - Yoda TOPICS: What if you could have any animals trait? // What if you were painting an active insane asylum and you got mistaken for a patient? // What if you walked into a basement and people were worshipping a picture of you? // What if your best friend got bionic legs and beat you at every sport? SNEAK PEAK: "I've never been a lover...

“My advice to you is get married: If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” —Socrates TOPICS: What if you could have telekinetic power over one specific material? // What if when you lost any part of your body it began to grow into another independent human being? // What if you went to a dinner party and were placed at a kids table alone? // What if...

"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson TOPICS : What if we could invade people's dreams? // What if you had to take a test to move out of your parents house? // What if we got kidnapped? SNEAK PEEK : "The horror on their faces makes me feel something." // "Just like the rings of a tree you can tell h...

"I'm a Christian - I really don't believe in UFOs." - Mr. T TOPICS : What if Magic 8 Balls actually told the future? // What if you traded your free will for someone else's? // What if you created actual artificial intelligence accidentally? SNEAK PEAK : "Celebrate the miracles of biology!" // "My sources say no!" // "Mesquite?! is That a drug?" // "Decisions to make me make decisions."...

 “I eat morons like you for breakfast. You’re gonna be crying before this is over.” - Judge Judy TOPICS : What if eating someone's heart gave you their power? // What if you could mix 2 sports? // What if you could buy electronic body upgrades? // What if we could invade people's dreams? // What if you had to take a test to move out of your parents house? // What if we got kidnapped? SNE...

"White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white" - Kim Kardashian TOPICS: What if we were chosen to colonize mars? // What if all animals in the ocean evolved legs and left the ocean? // What if pants less Mondays were a thing? // What if as you age you turn into a balloon person and eventually you will float away to heaven unless someone shoots you down for you...

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star TOPICS : What if all stuffed animals became alive? // What if Atlantis arose from the sea as a living thriving nation, and one of you, through the relation of the original king, became the NEW KING OF ATTTLAANNTISSS!?// What if all parents just started to kill their kids, including yours? SNEAK PEAK : "Elmo but anorexic." // "I...