What's Your Sign?

Signers we mentioned at the end of our Skincare & Astrology episode "omg what if we did one on suncreen" and a ~shockingly large amount of you~ went YES PLZ MOMMIES so here you go! Your girls discuss SUNSCREEN and even the astrology of sunscreen. We chat the iconic, folkloric "Everybody Is Free To Wear Sunscreen", the Elvis movie, trampoline summers, tanning beds, Stevie's...

We're back to our house series and next up is SUCCEDENT. Julia, Stevie, and Lisa chat houses 2, 5, 8, and 11 plurrrse we chat 5th House and sharing your kids on social media aka the back of kids heads trend, Succedent houses being the collection from Angular action, HOW DO WE SHARE, TikTok radio, life is cool when you go do stuff, and how you may replicate someones recipe...but can never repli...

Hello kitties! ﾐ・◦・ﾐ This week on the pod Julia, Stevie, and Lisa look ahead towards the upcoming Leo Szn week by week, transit by transit! We discuss the highs and lows of this lion time, the passion and commitment of Fixed squares, fire sign emotionality, Madonna's Ray of Light, returning to simple pleasures, and the girls beg you to take the bus and drink 40s with your friends! Looking fo...

In this extra special episode we discuss the astrology of Cancer legend: LINDSAY LOHAN! We go over Lindsay's chart, muse on her Cap Mars Rx + relationship with authority, go over the highs and low-hans of her career and personal life, Mykonos beach club, and we declare it here: CANCERS ARE THE BIGGEST PARTY GIRLS! We love you Lindsay!!!! Come on the pod anytime! This episode was a listener req...

We're off for the holiday babez, so enjoy this throwback episode from 2019 (le sigh pre pandy daze) all about CANCERS! Show notes from previous release: Crab people! Crab people! Time to peel off that shell and slip into something more comfortable, because your girls Julia (@julialoken), Stevie (@spaghetti_witch), & Lisa (@asilnoux) talk all things 4th sign! We chat Cancer, literal Cancer,...

Happy Moonday, signers. We start off this week's episode with an intro about the state of the world, since we recorded this episode prior to the disturbing news about Roe v Wade -- Abortion is fucking healthcare. We love you all. Community now more than ever. Here is our post that has some resources for abortion care: https://www.instagram.com/p/CfNNDaKPR5A/ If you have/know an abortion fund o...

PRAISE LUNA! We are looking ahead at this years ~* CANCER SZN *~ and we chat when the Sun is in the sign of the Moon, urgency + emotions, blowing off steam, the gals vow to soundbathe together, SQUARES 2 CHIRON, we FMK with the water signs pluuuus WE POP OFF ABOUT WYS IG IMPOSTERS AND ONCE AGAIN REMIND YOU TO SUPPORT US ON PATREON!!! Cuz it ain't Cancer szn if you're not showing up for la...

Hello glowing, dewey, beautiful astro-children who are also obsessed with skin care! By request + popular demand, your girls discuss SKIN CARE in conversation with ASTROLOGY. We discuss which planets may be heavy players when it comes to all things skin care, Mars & irritation, Stevie chats her strong chin muscles, washing your hands, devotion + ritual, the long game that is caring for your fa...

We are zipping through Gemini Szn like a Gem poppin off their opinion about your outfit in the group chat SOOOO yr goirls are looking at the astro weather for the rest of Gemmy Gem sznnnn. We discuss coming out of Merc Rx into Saturn Rx, the forced sosh meads of TikToks on pop starlets and wtf is doing art as job, the power of goss, thema mundi 4 lyfe, MERC SQ SAT, plurse we discuss our ASTRO BOPS...

Happy Memorial day, kittens! We are on vaca chilllllling. So enjoy our re-release of our Gemini episode from 2019 <3 PREVIOUS SHOW NOTES: Geminis praise be, it is your TIME! Your astro babelicious hosts Julia ( @julialoken ), Stevie ( @spaghetti_witch) , & Lisa ( @asilnoux ) discuss all things 3rd sign! You know we get back into the Labors of Hercules (and of course the Gem one is WORDY!),...

On todays episode we chat Jupiters recent move into Aries and all that could come from grandiose Jupiter in passionate Aries, which is from May 10 - Oct 28, 2022 and then again Dec 20, 2022 - May 16, 2023! Also in this week's podcast: Stevie gets Covid, the gals are captivated by the recent eclipse, Julia is ready to fight in the name of both reproductive rights + astrology, the butterfly effe...

We love you lots + today's topic is Lots aka Arabic Parts! Lots are mathematical calculations of the distance of two planets based from your rising sign. Casting Lots is a technique that can really fill in the gaps for big questions and themes in our natal chart. Plus we chat Lisa's big walking stick, Julia's booty-centric license plate holder, zodiacal releasing, ancient math, mind me...

Oh fudge it be another Mercury Retrograde, m'dudes. Mercury will station Rx on May 10 in the sign of Gemini and then move back into the sign of Taurus where it will station direct again on June 3. This is the first of many AIR INTO EARTH Mercky Retros we'll have this year so we chat the symbology of IDEAS INTO ACTION, plus there's a MISSING AIRPOD UPDATE, the gals chat the most cursed...

On this week's episode Julia, Stevie, and Lisa discuss what their astro routines look like: from planetary hours, to astro dice, to nothing at all! We chat the pros & cons of living by stars, how astrology infuses itself into our everyday lives, t he privilege of being able to live your life by astrology, 12th House Years, Twitter, and in the segment of the week called ~WHY AM I LIKE THIS~...

TIS TAURUS TIME, FOLKS! Slip into something more comfortable as Julia, Stevie, and Lisa look ahead at the upcoming astrology of this current Taurus Szn! Lisa gives us an update from the #airpodsaga from our previous episode, Stevie ponders a new life working at the DMV, the upcoming Mercury Rx is discussed, Julia is deep into the new season of the Home Edit and the symbolism within, and we unpack...

We had a conversation with writer, zeitgeist vessel, pro-multi-hyphenate, multifaceted Gemini legend Aiden Arata! 🎭  We discuss Aiden's phone screen shaped chart, the healing power of phenomenology of healing power, ass chakras, some Virgo slander goes down, tchotchke swaps are proposed, Peter Dinklage's ska band, and Aiden's strange encounter with a corporate shaman! Absolutely check...

Jupiter and Neptune have not met up in the sign of Pisces since 1856 and they wont again until 2188, but they're here now, baby! ♃ & ♆ are back mingling again in the sign of Pisces @ exactly 23°58′ on April 12th @ 9:43AM ET. We chat the vibe of these two linking up, if we will have the ability to levitate on this day, Stevie took a tumble at the Charli XCX concert, Julia dips in a pool, an...

Welcome back Signer, luvs. Today's episode is about U N A S P E C T E D P L A N E T S aka when a planet (are you following?) is not aspected (ok I hear you) by any other planet (woahhhh). We chat about how Unaspected Planets may manifest their energy, ~purity~, celebrity teeth, Stevie's new baby smell, the astrology of being a person who is easily moved , plus we discuss Julia's unaspe...

Tis Aries time folks! We chat the energy of the Ram and look at some of the big astro happenings of Aries Szn forecast 2022. ♈︎  Yo girls talk MTV Spring Break, Mercury flying high and having big Sun's assistant energy, plus we introduce a new segment called ✨ WHY AM I LIKE THIS ✨ where we help Lisa find her Airpod via astrology bb. We love Athletic Greens and we know you will too! Athletic...

SPRING DUN SPRUNG! Julia, Stevie, & Lisa bring in the astrological new year with an episode about the spring equinox that just happened on 3/20/22! The birds are chirping and your hosts dig into the fresh new Aries energy, how to make the most from the equinox, Stevie chats taking a witchcraft workshop and sigils, Lisa might invite her masseuse to her wedding, we discuss the equinox chart and...

It's a Malefic Sandwich! Venus is spending most of the month of March '22 wedged between Mars and Saturn, which is astrologers refer to a Besiegement! All the planets are in the sign of Aquarius and we discuss what having Venus, our planet of romance, money, and the good good, wedged between Action-Oriented Mars and Rule-Minded Saturn. We go over this month plus some other aspects poppin o...

How Do You Say...Pisces. Ze fishes. Ze last sign. Fin. We discuss the stereotype of Pisces "flakiness" as a position of radical empathy and understanding, licking the lids, war, Aphrodite, happy & sad at the same time, Julia's monk-like 6th House, the gals consider a silent retreat, timeline hopping, and WHY WE ARE HOOKED ON OUR FISHY FRIENDS. We love Athletic Greens and we know yo...

Astrology fans & practitioners 🚨 LISTEN UP 🚨 We are covering a very important topic: ASTROLOGY AND ETHICS. We were so lucky to discuss the topic with past guest, astrologer, and one of the Directors from the International Association of Ethics in Astrology MECCA WOODS is in the building! We chatted with Mecca about Neptune Squaring her Sun + her 8th House Year, monster trucks & Jackass 4...

4 Years of WYS <3 We are celebrating our anniversary, birthday, podcast launch you name it (2/15/18) and so this episode is all about US. We go into how we started the podcast, we offer a free natal chart reading to anyone named LINEN, we discuss our key values when it comes to relationships of all kinds, take a look at our solar return chart for this year, PLUS STEVIE REVEALS A NEW SELFIE TAKI...

Happy Valentine's Day, Signers! <3 Today's podcast episode is in theme for the holiday and what yall DM us about constantly: LOVE!!!!! *Cue Haddaway's What Is Love * Julia, Stevie, and Lisa discuss the 3 + 5th House influence, Mercury being the unsung hero in compatibility, challenges vs complacency, plus we go through each sign and how to HOOK THEM. You're welcome! We love Athl...