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TIS AQUA SZN FOLKS! Your girls look at the astro weather ahead for Aquarius Szn 2023. We chat lightning, the final days of Saturn in Aquarius during this Sun Sign szn aka LESSONS, why you should start a band ~astrologically speaking~, Meet Me In The Bathroom, FREEDOM, food + Ceres, we encourage those who use cards to read for reversals if you normally don't. A flipped perspective may make ever...

Mars has now stationed direct and your girls get together ~on pod~ to discuss their experiences of having our planet of passion and movement at a stand still since last Halloween 😛 ...and its gonna stay seated at 8° of Gemini until 1/24/23 🥶 We chat how conflict played out during this time, CUTTING SHIT OUT, not putting things off, Lisa realizes she's THAT Retrograde friend, and Stevie lets...

Happy 2023 signers! We're looking ahead at the astro weather of 2023 and WOWWWW are we getting some SHIFTS. Your girlz chat the slippery grip of Saturn in Pisces and how Saturn in Aquarius time was SO TRENDY, the taste of Pluto in Aquarius we'll be getting, Venus Retrograde in Leo, nepo babies, slowcession, inner voice guidance, BEING COOL, AI, going off-grid, universal basic income, and w...

WELCOME TO 2023 SIGNERS! @---'------- Enjoy this ep from the vault all about Capricorns! Important updates below! JOIN US AT 4100 BAR! JANUARY 7, 2023 @ 2PM PT. IT'S OUR TRIPLE WEDDING RECEPTION / ASTROLOGY MIXER. WHOEVER CATCHES THE BOUQUET WINS A CHART READING! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ASTRO G-CAL SUBSCRIPTION! TEN BUCKS GETS YOU ALL THE ASTRO INFO YOU NEED FOR 2023 SYNCHED RIGHT TO YOUR CALENDA...

Last Mercury Retrograde of 2022...and how we're entering 2023 🥴 On December 29, 2022 Mercury will begin it's Retrograde phase and stand still in the sign of Capricorn until January 18, 2023. We chat how this Rx might have us *checks notes* sticking to our schedules and creating boundaries, the holiday spirit, AVATAR, how Capricorns are ~ranky~ AND how the end of the year and the beginning...

CAP SZN LETS GOOOO. Or let's not lol it's kinda sleepy out here! Your girls look ahead at this Capricorn Szn 2022 including Mercury AND Mars Retrograde, how New Years Eve might either be the scariest or horniest night of our lives with Pluto in the mix, how this szn is all about being intentional, quiet quitting, AITA, plus we chat JULIA AND STEVIE'S WEDDINGS!!!!!!! LOS ANGELES! MARK Y...

Signers, we are so blessed to be guested by the NONE OTHER, ONE AND ONLY, The Astrology Podcast host himself, Chris Brennan! We chat with Chris about his podcast origin story, his morning routine, his eclipse optimism (?!!), the ways Neptune square offs have been manifesting here on Earth, plus Chris takes a look under the hood AKA reads our charts wowwwwww! **cue Wayne's World we're not w...

Signers today we have on Sophie Won, a Vedic astrologer you may recognize from Indian Matchmaker on Netflix. We know y'all be asking for a Vedic episode and this one is IT BB! Sophie breaks down astrology our karmic windows and year of marriage (HOLY THRU LINE) Rahu / Kethu, the moon being the wifi connection of past lives, how Saturn can be an all star when it comes to love and commitment, an...

Girlies, we still on vaca, enjoy this episode ALL ABOUT SAG from the vault PREVIOUS SHOW NOTES: Sagittarius, we stan you. In this episode we have a big ol love fest on Sagittarius! Speaking of love fest we chat up top about LISA'S ECLIPSE ENGAGEMENT!!! #livelaughluhrs ~ Congrats to Lisa & Scott ~ plus the Applebee's country song, Diane Keaton symbolism, the future triple wedding party...

FUEGO SAG TIME LEZZZGOOOO. Your astro girlies look ahead at this coming SAGITTARIUS SZN. We chat some illuminating Trines from Chiron for deep healing, Oppositions with Mars Rx for some full blown energetic surprises, plus LISA'S AIRPOD IS FOUND, the gals discuss Thanksgiving food and Stevie's loyalty to Boston Market, and rebranding Thanksgiving as "Julia's Birthday", being ra...

LIFE IN HD, BB. We are so blessed to be join by Human Design expert Stacy Cordova Diaz @soulcarecommune / We discuss all things Human Design 101, black hole emoji, gates, channels, being SISTERS IN LAW WITH JULIA and their family of woo, Adam Driver cat , Stacy's time dating a Scientologist, Stacy's SUPER Scorpio/Aquarian energy, plus Stacy reads our Human Design charts and breaks down our...

Signers, we are already underway this MARS RETROGRADE happening in the sign of Gemini. It went Retro on 10/30/22 and will stay Retro til 01/12/23 and theeeen will stay in the sign of Gemini until March 25, 2023! Julia, Stevie, and Lisa discuss the dos and donts of Mars Rx, how this period may exercise both our physical and mental energy, friendship breakups, emo resurgence, and how this time perio...

WOW Y'ALL. This episode is a BANGER. We were so blessed to be joined by regular contributor to goop (ever heard of it?!), author of the amaaaazing new book A Map To Your Soul (you're gonna wanna get your hands on this one TRUST) Psychological Astrologer: DR. JENNIFER FREED! Where to begin wit this ep?! Dr. Jenn READS THE HOUSE DOWN on our charts and breaks down our cosmic DNA, does DREAM W...

Whip those stingers out! Scorpio Szn 2022 kicked off on Oct 23 so Julia, Stevie, & Lisa discuss the astro outlook for the sun sign season ahead! We chat Stevie's elopement, Joy Luck Club, VITALITY, Jupiters upcoming move in Pisces, Mars Retrograde, and ECLIPSESSsSSssssSSssSSs. We are riding the big fat waves of feeling, m'guys. Let it out. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes + mor...

Tis that time of year folks! It's eclipse szn and your girlies are discussing all things eclipses happening on the Taurus / Scorpio access. The New Moon Solar Eclipse on 10/25 and the Full Moon Lunar Eclipse on 11/8! What a year these weeks will be! Yo girlz discuss Uranus vs Eclipse energy, the eclipse series in general, Jon Taffer and cold rags, Stevie's meeting with Marianne Williamson...

We flipped it and reversed it! Following up from last week's Nodal Return ep we're talking about Nodal Reversal's AKA when the transiting SOUTH NODE links up with your natal NORTH NODE! Weeeee. We chat how Nodal Reversals can be really ~cutting shit loose~ times and ripe for discovery what we do and don't want, PLUS we chat JULIA'S EPIC BACH the importance of sacred friend trip...

WHATS UP SIGNERS. Today's episode we discuss NODAL RETURN aka when the transiting NN returns to your natal NN! Your Nodal Return happens every 18.5997 years and the gals go over themes of fate, karmic destiny, and knowing it when you know (node?) it! Plus Stevie's dark web couch arrives, the nodes take us into HEADY spaces, and we talk about being here to remind ourselves constantly who th...

🍂 TIS LIBRA TIME BBZ 🍂 On todays pod we look ahead at this years Libra Szn and cover the SUPER TRINEY AIR TIME we have ahead, how this Libra Szn will be *chefs kiss* for getting clarity and connection in our relationships, plus the gals chat BeReal, bed time scrolls, circumstantial evidence, Nostradamus, creepy teachers, the (end) of the UK monarchy??, and making the best case for yourself. Enjo...

*in the key of Smash Mouth* MIGHT AS WELL BE IN THE HEART OF THE SUN! Today's episode we're talking about CAZIMIS! Astro bbz we're sure you've heard the term but ~what is a cazimi~ you ask? simply put: its a Conjunction with the Sun SO exact and SO close that it packs a POWERFUL PUNCH! We chat some upcoming CazImi momentos for the rest of the year, your host rave about their epic s...

Le Mercury Le Retrograde, folks! Today's episode is all about Mercury's Retrograde moment from 9/9/22 - 10/2/22 moving its way from Libra to Virgo. We discuss the major aspects happening with some Oppositions to Jupiter and some Trines from Pluto plus giving ourselves GRACE AND SPACE, Julia's clown show and relishing in attempts, drunk voicemails, Laguna Beach, and why this Mercury Ret...

Happy Labor day signers! We're off today so enjoy this episode from the vault. We'll have a brand new episode out next Monday all about the upcoming Mercury Retrograde in Libra + Virgo (happening Sept 9 - Oct 2 2022) BUT in the meantime, enjoy this throwback episode from the last time Mercury was Rx in the sign of Libra, back in 2021! What were you up to Sept 27 thru Oct 18, 2021? We may p...

Hello astro bishes. Today's episode is about MARS LONG ASS STAY IN GEMINI. Mars moved into Gem on 8/20/2022 and will be here til 3/25/2023! Due to the upcoming Mars Retrograde (happening Oct 30 22 - Jan 12 '23 FUTURE EPISODE ALL ABOUT IT COMING IN OCT) Mars is hanging out in the social, squirrely, chatty, inquisitive sign of Gemini for SEVEN MONTHS vs its typical jaunt of aboutt two!!!! Yo...

Good day Virgo fam! We head into Virgo Szn on 8/22/22 so your girls look ahead at the stars and see what's the vibe! We chat the MUTABILITY of it all and our move from FIXED ASS SQUARE TIME to MUTABLE ASS SQUARE TIME, Stevie's bachelorette party, the making your own mirepoix vibe of Virgo szn, leveling up, and communicating with clear intent and even clearer emojis. Looking for the best sh...

Your girls are reflecting back on Saturn's lessons and share a peek inside their Saturn Returns! Saturn pushed Julia to dive deeper into astrology, Stevie learns to take care of herself in a very 6th House sort of way, and Lisa reflects on the cannabis-warehouse-industry-GRIND and a not-so-typical Saturn Return. Plus we chat LISA'S WEDDING, brides singing themselves down the aisle , celebr...

We talked Angular, we talked Succedent, and now we're at the last topic of our most Houses series: CADENT. Julia, Stevie, and Lisa discuss houses 3, 6, 9, and 12 and Cadent is all about ~communication and experience~ plus Julia's Cadent stellium, Stevie defeats jury duty, Lisa has a 12th House connection with Stevie from distant sighting involving a tattoo appointment and McDonald's, p...