Whats the Wifi?!

We live … in your iPhone.  Catching Bad Bunny Tickets Anime For The World  How much does Alan cost?!  Colonization for Dummies  Nasty Old Men Recommend…  Rebooting Movies 

Happy New Year!— we don’t care what Larry David said.  Crashing NYE  “You from The Bronx”  The King of Pop  Would you rather…?!  Elevator Music for Boats  They making us get Cable  Standardized Humans  Why don’t we ever have time for anything? 

The world will always provide.  Jay Z Getting Buzzed  I’m-a Scared Luigi  Money in your 30s  The big G-L-O Up  Top Searches of 2024  Sex Tips for 2025  Nina Hartley Oral Instructions 

Defining words is really hard. A couple of other things we connected with this episode: Meeting Oprah ... Kinda Second Families Digital Cheating Underground Corn Network Martha Netflix Doc South Korea Coup How WW3 Goes Nuclear

Life is full of allegory. Here's a few things we connected with this episode. Dawsons Creek Light Election Night Reaction Annual Physical Paul V. Tyson Warzone Changes NYC "Serial Killer"

Thank you for holding. Great to be back. Here's a couple things we connected with this episode: Learning Warzone  Climbing Breakneck Ridge  Eric Adams & Sabrina Carpenter   M. Night Scamalam Movies  Netflix Doc “Mr. McMahon”  

Nasty Boy updates after learning Diddy is back in news with another sexual assault allegation and Squid Games actor is back in court for getting frisky. Shane Gillis hosting SNL makes Eggie reflect on the full circle moment of Cancel Culture. Eggie gives a passionate review of The Marvels that ties it back to a viral moment in a very Pause-worthy way. Tony and Alan give their take on Netflix's...

On the wifi, nasty boy Vince McMahon takes TKO public, Nicki Minaj sounds off on Megan' good foot. Kanye West snatches a phone and drops the hardest bar of 2024 ... so far. Off the wifi, Tony takes a childhood dream off his bucket list. We debate what makes something a sport and play the guessing game with the “We are the World” and send a special message to Chicken Little. Watch: The Greatest...

21 Savage was on our Wifi with "Letter to my Brudda" and Mike took the opportunity to heat things up with the age old SNITCHING debate. We reminisce over the last time New York exported culture... it was a minute ago. With emotions blazing we also talk about what an "invite" from your homies SHOULD look like.

The wifi shared that Kevin Hart's ex-wife is going on tour with Katt Williams and that got us to talking about the importance of your morals, why anybody cares about MSG, and how Dave Chappelle stacks up against Kevin Hart. We celebrated how quickly we mobilize this weekend to get brunch at Jacob's Pickle in the Upper West Side. Alan tells us the story of a lawyer in Orlando that may be di...

NO mail this week but we did get a new friend request! Writer and Actor, Michael "Juan Bago" Diaz, shares his wifi with us. Bago's internet was just trying to Survive Diddy this week. He also shares some intimate details about holding Bad Bunny's turkey. Juan Bago gives us some SOLID advice for preserving our Spanish in an English world. During the Wifi Guide we give our reviews...

This week our wifi was full of Gorlock The Destroyer and Steiny, Intern Mike introduces us to the Nelk Boys, Her Loss passes Watch The Throne as most streamed duo album, the authenticity of the Shiggy challenge, Rick Ross and Meek Mill team up for Too Good To Be True, plus El Alfa releases the illest album cover of all time. We aint get a chance to offline this week, but we'll see you next wee...

This week on our wifi... Mickey Mouse enters the public domain. What does that even mean and which other big characters are making their way to the public domain soon. Off the wifi, we share our NYE resolutions and some useful stories about colon health. Its the top of the month, which means we go over whats coming to streaming and whats leaving this month.

This week on our wifi.... Hermes heir submits unlikely adoption papers for a lucky gardener, and Kanye West puts on a rave that might cause some cancellation regret. Off the web... we got together to discuss a White Rhino gift exchange and when Santa Clause left our hearts. Wifi Guide ... we checked up on a recommendation from Juan Bago's Wifi, a few Mahershala Ali movies, and a couple Christm...

This week our wifi was full with Kai Cenat's prison stream, J Cole versus Soulja Boy and an Indecent proposal for CMC. Tony went offline to attend a fashion show, Alan talks about the perils of folding laundry at his old age and Eggie expresses the downward spiral of being a loyal Jets fan. Our Wifi Guide puts out some viewing recommendations for the rest of your week, including Loki, Fall of...