What‘s Our Seat Number?

How many times have YOU recommended a movie to a friend or colleague and got a response the next day to the tune of "what the hell did you tell me to watch?!  Why do you like this?!" There's nothing like showing a film you like that has a poor critical reputation, to your brother who has never seen it and hoping for the best.   Did he like it? Yih, nah, you'll have to listen to find out. This week...

Ai- Friend or Foe? In this deleted scene, we talked about the looming presence of Ai via recent comments made by acclaimed filmmaker Guillermo Del Toro on the subject and how Ai has affected the filmmaking landscape and, in the wake of artist Drew Struzan’s passing, the movie poster industry.   WATCH on YouTube https://youtu.be/VxBChP-Qwi0 Join us on Discord after listening to discuss, suggest our...

This section of movie news was deleted from the last episode of WOSN. Conflicting reports circulate online as to why it was deleted.  Some say it was cut for time, others because it holds up the story. But the truth is, it was due to irreconcilable differences.   Please enjoy this 4 minute rant-o-rama.

Happy Halloween! Today we're talking about our favourite Halloween movies!   It’s not exactly hard hitting stuff, we mainly talk about how the movies we chose have “vibes” and are “Autumnal.”  But still, it’s fun to hang out with us, right?  Right??? Listen/watch now!  Don't forget to like and subscribe!!

Hello again pod friends!  It's us again, the two blokes you sometimes listen to talking about films! The movie in question this week has a bad reputation, some would say it's unfair. We're not those people and this episode does nothing to dispel that reputation. But it's always fun to listen to us griping about movies that offend us with their badness, right?  RIGHT?! Once again, Movie News is irr...

It's time for another to be soon forgotten episode of What We've Seen, where Si and Jonny literally just list a bunch of things they've watched lately...only this time...there's video! Amid yells of "Piper NEEEOOOOWWW!" and demands for Lorazepam, we take you on a journey through new movies, old movies and tv shows that we think are - quote - "good".   Enjoy!   WATCH THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE - https://...

In an unprecedented move by the WOSN team, we now have video! HEAD OVER TO YOUTUBE OR SPOTIFY TO VIEW THIS EPISODE!  VISUALLY! A talking picture! Look, we know you're not really pleased to see us, so let us all stop pretending shall we?  At the very least, the rest of you will certainly think twice before going on YouTube... This episode (it's folly to keep saying "this week".  It's just a lie) we...

Welcome back, Wosnites!  It's Jaycega and Esjega (figure it out once you listen to Trivia Corner) back once again with another show-stopping offering that totally defies gravity.  Yes, this episode is either going to be our most pop-uhoo-lar or it'll be met with unadulterated loathing.  But I say, let it go, just kick back and listen to our dulcet tones and let us wash over you, don't question it...

Hi!  It's us again.  The Terrance Malick of podcasters.  We wanted to evoke the massive gap between the original movie and it's sequel,  so it was clearly on purpose.  It's modern art. This is another car episode and this time we went to see Beetleguise Beetleguise, the cleverly named second instalment of the budding franchise, directed once more by the great Tim Burton. Did we like it?  Listen to...

By Crom, we did it!  There's finally another episode after 5 months of dead air, but better some than none! This episode is our 40th full length episode!  Celebrate with us!  Come and partake of our foot soup, a delicacy in Cimmeria, or perhaps you would like a bite of dead vulture?   We watched Conan The Barbarian, the classic 1982 swords and sorcery epic and the breakthrough of one Ah-nult Brown...

It's been a long while, dear listeners.  And I know you're there because I see you listening, people in Ireland, Japan, Singapore, US, UK and Italy!  You guys are awesome and thanks for listening, even when we're not putting out new episodes! While I edit our latest full length episode (which, sadly, may be the only one until at least August due to lost of work, which is a good thing) have a Bonus...

Well, my stupid, sorry, parasitic sacks of entrails… a new episode awaits your listening pleasure.  Clear out the wax in your ears and use it to curl your moustache, because this week, we're talking about Steven Spielberg’s version of Peter flockin’ flyin’ Pan - Hook (1991)! Peter Pan was a big deal to me. After having been to see the play, I rolled up paper and stuck it down the back of my shirt...

What's your greatest phobia? Si and Jonny delve deeply into the weird and baffling world of fear in this week's episode, our first one back in over 3 months! Are you excited?  Are you hopping up and down with glee?  Are you perspiring with unfettered joy?  Or is it more a case of a subtle raise of the eyebrows and a muttering of "oh, right..." before adding this to a perpetually growing queue of p...

Welcome to spooooooky season on WOSN!  This week we reviewed Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow, a ghoulish tale of a murdering spectre with a tendency to lop awff the noggin.  Why does that make Jonny Northern?  No idea.  It just happened.  Best to just go with it. Along the drawn out way we hit the usual spots - Trivia Corner, VFX Cavalcade of Whatever, Movie News and yet another quiz that had Si scratc...

Summer is still here.  It just won't go away.  And yet, we managed a bonus episode to keep you going until such time as we can peel ourselves back up off the floor and get back to it. This episode is made up of two discussions that unintentionally wound up connecting to each other.   We talked typecasting, Alan Rickman was mentioned. A couple of weeks later we recorded, on Si's PHONE ( the shaaaam...

Si was a bit impatient during this one.  He felt that an episode concerning the movie Speed should run at a brisk pace. I had other plans, clearly.  I say clearly, because editing this thing during the summer holidays with work and kids on my back, I haven't heard this since we recorded it two weeks ago, so here I am scolding my past self for being, well, annoying.   The main thing is that it's he...

Last week, the Duke of Buttley and Lord Fartlebee went to see Indiana Jones and the Vial of Density and we recorded this episode in the car on the way home.  While our opinions of the movie haven't changed, fridge logic has now set in and we've found even more holes in it than Sonny Corleone.  BEWARE, HERE BE SPOILERS.  ARRRRR! But before we got to that, Si voiced his thoughts on last week's inter...

Hello, and welcome to the new What's Our Seat Number.  No longer the frivolous, whimsical, sarcastic and erotic podcast that you're used to.  Instead we will now approach each subject with serious, sober reflection and a grave, businesslike demenour.  You can call us Fred Austere.  This podcast is now officially dour and funereal. Right down to that strange hiccuping, burping noise Si made.  He al...

You wanna get nuts?  I know a place that sells nuts and many assorted snacks!  Let's get some nuts! This week's episode is a solo affair, and no, I'm not talking about a middling Star Wars movie...or wanking...I just went to see a film that my partner in pod and biological brother, Si, has not seen. I took an afternoon off and went to see The Flash by my lonesome.  The film stars intermittently an...

In 1980, Superman II was released to great fanfare and adoration, but it was NOT credited to original director Richard Donner.  Donner had in fact been removed from the project halfway through the simultaneous filming of both movies and Richard Lester (The Three Musketeers '73) was brought in to replace him.  The result is vastly different to what was planned.  In 2006 Donner got the chance to une...

I'm going to teach you all something very very valuable right now about podcasting.  Prepare yourselves, because these are pearls of wisdom right here.   The key to having a successful podcast is CONSISTENCY.   So here we are, willy nilly releasing episodes a couple of weeks apart, a couple of months apart...our last full episode was mid-April...so...yeah.  Consistency.  Always consistency. Having...

Here's another bonus episode for you lovely people while we at WOSN er...get our act together. It's-a us! In this little amuse bouche, we talk about our kids and, along the way, we perhaps mention Puss in Boots and The Super Mario Bros Movie.  We stopped short of showing pictures of our little ankle biters.  I mean it's a podcast, you wouldn't be able to see them, that's just ridiculous.   In amon...

Do you know your ABC?  You'd better if Nic Cage is around... This week, we went see Renfield, a new comedy/horror flick, which would have been just fine on it's own.  Nicholas Hoult is a great actor, the premise - Dracula's familiar in modern day New Orleans joins a support group for the abused - is high concept and funny.  But then you turn away.  Then you blink.  Then someone says "Nicolas Cage...

How many filmmakers does it take to change an SD card?  Why do we keep asking the talent to clap before a take?  Why is there never a craft services trailer on my set?   All these questions and many, many more that you've always dreamed of asking...won't be answered in this episode.  If you want to ask your own questions please send them to us on our Facebook or Twitter pages. What we do have on t...

This week, we review a PT Anderson-like instant classic about a mother searching for her daughter in the woods, a cop trying to find meaning in life by way of his love for dogs, a ranger trying to keep control of the local thugs, a pair of drug dealers finding friendship amid grief and suffering and...a bear hopped up on cocaine gone on a rampage, ripping anyone who gets in her way limb from limb....