Whatever with Jason Soto

Jason and Mary are taking a week off from making a new episode because of the holiday but to keep you guys somewhat entertained, here's a compilation of the EXCLUSIVE PATREON ONLY segment "Why You Buggin'" where they rant about unimportant things for 10 minutes. Thank you and goodnight. There, that should hold the bastards for a week what do you mean you're still typing everything I'm saying well...

Well, last week, we paid a visit to Florida Man, might as well see what Florida Woman is up to. And, oooh boy...it's a something. But not only do Jason and Mary make a pit stop to Florida, they also discuss their Whatever Watches Movie of the Month and discuss the dark comedy/thriller "11:14". 

(Note to Patreon Users: I posted this episode on the Patreon under a different title, but I thought this would make a better one. It's the same episode, just a new name. Sorry for any confusion.) Did you know if you Google "Florida Man" you'll get a bunch of crazy news articles about crazy guys in Florida doing crazy shit? Yeah, you probably did. But Jason and Mary do that and come across the craz...

In this very special episode of Whatever with Jason Soto, Jason welcomes former podcast partner and long time friend Rachel Thuro to fill in as guest host and they talk about their demons and internal struggles. Ok, not really. They talk about taking babies to movie theaters, the next 90's kids toy to get a movie, and Rachel plays Fact or Bullshit to find out if Jason has a weatherman cousin in St...

When you wake up each morning, you never know what new thing you'll learn that day. Maybe the name of a certain star in the sky. Or why volcanoes randomly blow. Or how come frogs taste like Tootsie Rolls when you lick them. The thing Jason and Mary learned in this episode is that the comic strip B.C is still running and if you wondered if it was still funny, well, give a listen and find out. They...

The world is in a very devastating place right now. Thing are happening that don't make sense. Life will never be the same. We have failed as a species because...we have left Quibi to the wayside. Jason and Mary are clearly upset by this and vow to do something about it. SOMETHING! Also, they compete to know what movies came out in what year. But everybody, GO SAVE QUIBI!!

Jason is joined by special guest host Mike Mendez to talk about MURDER HORNETS! And the god damn new Twilight book that didn't need to exist. Why did that become a thing? OK, they complain about it enough in the episode, let's not waste time complaining about it here. Anyway, to wrap things up, Jason makes Mike play Fact or Bullshit as you learn some more things about Jason.

The world is full of questions. If barbershops and hair salons are closed now, when do you give in and cut your own hair? Are there other things that you're doing yourself now that you can leave your house? Why does the new Fiona Apple album suck? What's the difference between IHOP and Denny's? And what does Mary and Jason think of the 2007 film There Will Be Blood?

Jason and Mary are joined by special guest The Vern to figure out what happens if you run a bunch of different song lyrics and movie quotes through Google Translator a bunch of times. Also, you know how celebrities are stuck at home with nothing to do, so they go live on the Internet to entertain us? Well, we think they be cringy, yo and we talk about that as well. There's a few other things but I...

We couldn't think of a better time to talk about murder and creepy disappearances than during a worldwide pandemic. But yes, my friends, it is time to dive into the world of true crime comedy podcasting as Jason and Mary talk about four very strange true crime cases, involving a murder, a suicide, and a couple of disappearances. As always, we try to be respectful to the deceased/presumed deceased...

If you were a Patreon memeber, you would've heard this episode five days in advance! There's still time! Go to https://www.patreon.com/whateverwithjasonsoto and become a member today! In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about weird things they encountered while walking around outside, some interesting "Times Up" conversation, and they try to design a board game on the fly. This is probably the mo...

So everything kinda sucks right now but Jason and Mary are here to take your mind off of things for a bit as they tell you other things that are happening in the world (yes, there are other things happening). They also react to another weird movie trailer and play a game to see what movie Roger Ebert is talking about.

Editor's Note: The first half of the episode was live streamed on Instagram so Jason had his headphones off. As a result, there's a slight echo anytime Mary speaks. It's still clear what's she saying and you get use to it. The sound will return to normal next week. In this quarantined episode, Jason and Mary talk about things you can do while cooped up inside, react to a weird dance trailer, and i...

This is the episode everyone will be talking about as Jason and Mary get very controversial. Mary has certain unpopular feelings about a activist and Jason gets super TMI about his past. Also, we talk about illegal porn so there's that.

We're not talking about the linen in this episode as Jason and Mary tackle a unsolved mystery involving the word "crayon", getting sex education from a Catholic school, and finding out who's throwing turtles at Charlie Puth's knees. Also, it's the return of Ask Dr. Jason, the only advice show you need in your life! Only love can bring the rain that falls like CHEEEEESE from on high!

This episode is sponsored by Audible! For real! To try Audible for free for 30 days go to www.audibletrial.com/whateverjason and sign up! This week, Jason and Mary talk about how it's the future, modern day playlists, terrible retail customers, and nostalgia in movies and shows. Also audiobooks, thanks to our ACTUAL SPONSOR!! WOOT!!

It takes a tough man to admit when he cries and Jason isn't probably the toughest man out there. But he will admit when something makes him cry. More importantly, which movie that ended up winning an Oscar made him ugly cry in the theater. Also he and Mary discuss what makes a bad movie bad and play a guessing game. What a jam packed episode!

Or The Episode Where Jason Realizes He's A Poser And Gets Facts Wrong About His Favorite Band R.E.M. In this episode, Jason and Mary talk about a variety of subjects before tackling their Top 11 favorite R.E.M songs. Jason says a lot of stuff that ends up not being true, so don't listen to him and just enjoy the tunes.

In this 10th episode spectacular Jason and Mary reminisce about the past 10 episodes, talk about 90's VH1 shows, all the horror themed escape rooms Jason has done, and all the cry babies who hated the Oscar nominations.

In this episode of Whatever, Jason makes a special announcement. He's found a permanent co-host! After scouring the internet for days-DAYS!-he finally found someone that would be a good fit for him. And that would be Mary Mitchell! Remember Mary? From the "Hey Look! Murder!" episode? So she joins Jason in this episode about several things, including Jason's top 10 favorite movies from 2019.

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2020, hope you all are having a great year so far! Now that the holidays are over with, it's time for new episodes finally! This one was recorded LIVE out on location in My Home Town Just Outside Chicago, Indiana and I welcome my best friend Bill Szany to the show! We spend pretty much the entire episode talking about all the crazy shit we've gone through, up to and including...

It's time for the Whatever with Jason Soto Christmas Special! Featuring a ton of special guests, including Chris "Chris-R" Ramey from aftercredits.com! Among the several Christmas things we've discussed, Jason tries his damndest to convince Chris that Die Hard is, indeed, a Christmas movie and points out that several "Christmas" classics are NOT Christmas movies, if you go by the same logic.

Jason has returned with a special episode of Whatever where he and his friend and special guest Mary Mitchell talk about their love of true crime. Then they both present two very interesting and messed up cases involving murder!

This time around, Jason is joined by Special Guest Co-Host Steve Honeywell to talk about how toxic is toxic masculinity really is, the unbelievable thing South Park did this time, and things that use to exist but no longer do. There's a whole lot more but you'll have to listen to see what it is. I'm not gonna spoon feed it to you. Sheesh.

For almost 10 years, there has been one argument that has plagued the internet and Jason Soto as vowed-VOWED I SAY-to bring it to an end once and for all. He tries to convince his friend Nick Jobe that 28 Days Later is in fact a zombie movie. Among other things, they talk steak, magicians, 90's music videos featuring bee girls, and take some Buzzfeed Quizzes. There's a lot happening in this episod...