Whatever with Jason Soto

If you love it when Jason and Mary go on rants, boy howdy are you going to love this episode! Everything from Duo Lingo being too cutesy to Pepe LePew being Cancelled to broadway musicals gets the rant treatment. Enjoy?

Jason and Mary are aware that Hollywood is bankrupt of original ides but who the hell asked for THIS?!? Also we talk about what made Cruella DeVille an evil puppy killer and talk about a boring Lizzie Borden movie.

Jason and Mary welcome Lisa Leaheey to the show to talk about Netflix true crime documentaries, Netflix shows, documentaries, and true crime. They also touch on The Blair Witch Project and other found footage horror movies before they help a poor poor sexually confused soul on the internet.

We don't know what they do when it snows where you from, but in Chicago, we have DIBS! If you don't know what that is, then you'll have to listen to Jason explain it. Then Mary talk about a crazy confrontation some people had with their neighbors. And finally Jason The Therapist helps out Mary and her issues with Game of Thrones.

I normally don't write episode descriptions this way but we cover three very random and different things that I think a bullet point is needed. *Mary and Jason cover a news article that features murder and incest, not necessarily in that order. * Jason has an existential crisis about being a nerdy geek and wonders what normal people talk about. *They then both talk about this months Movie of the M...

Mary is out on a secret mission this week so Jason asked good friend of the show Heather Baxendale-Walsh to come on and they talk about Jason's weird Twitter feud with the 90's band Eve 6 and their fan base. Then they talk about cats. A lot about cats. Enjoy!

It is, indeed, the 50th episode of the show and of course we had to do something special. Something momentous. Something...unique. So we did a clip show! Jason and Mary counts down their 10 favorite moments from the past 49 episodes and there's some great stuff in here. Thank you all for listening and for your support! Normal episode next week!

Sometimes you have the best intentions when you plan out your podcast episodes. You think it'll just be a normal chill episode where you crack some jokes or look up disturbing pictures on the internet. But then you end up recording an episode during a historic moment in history on the same day you have a bad day at work. And things get weird. This is one of those times. Also, Jason finally ranks a...

Sometimes it's hard to believe that this show even exists. There shouldn't exist a show where two people talk about the story of Bean Dad and then a mere 45 minutes later talk about the worlds biggest penis AND THEN LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE! It's shocking that two hobbits haven't picked this show up and threw it into a volcano by now. Anyway...ENJOY!

If you ever wondered what it would be like if Jason and Mary ever became President (or dictator), this is your chance. They both discuss what they would do if the chance ever arose and folks...it's pretty controversial!

WE ARE BACK!! We couldn't wait another week so we said hell with it and came back a week early. And boy, did Jason and Mary miss talking because they cover a lot of ground in this episode. Everything from what they did on hiatus to the JonBenet Ramsey case to helping some poor souls on Yahoo Answers! Enjoy!

This week, we're gonna do something different and celebrate not only 40+ episodes of the show, but our one year anniversary! Listen to Jason and Mary talk about their childhoods, Jason's podcasting history, and what lead to the creation of Whatever! And we throw in some murder as well!

I admit, we talk about a lot of gross things on the show but I think this episode might have hit it's peak as we ask the age old question: What Does Gwyneth Paltrow's Orgasm smell like? Only one way to find out!!

Mary returns to the show and tells us her complete thoughts on "Sleepaway Camp" before we pick next month's Movie of the Month. Then we read some fan fiction that was sent our way and talk about the weather? Man, are we running out of topics already? It's only the 42nd episode! Oh yeah, the show is officially a year old now! What's next week gonna bring, conversations about shoes? Only time will t...

While Mary had to take a sick day, Jason was joined by brand new friend Lisa Leaheey from The Critical Critics for the exciting conclusion to #spookyseason! Jason and Lisa discuss Halloween decorations, movie trailers that scared them as kids, movies they TOTALLY shouldn't have seen as kids, which movie in The Human Centipede series is the best (the answer may shock you!) and finally they have a 4...

IT'S SPOOKY SEASON, EVERYBODY!!! Jason and Mary start the festivities by talking about ghosts, the fact that Jason MAYBE saw a ghost, and then they share their favorite Creepypastas. If you're easily spooked, you might want to listen with caution!

Never in a million years would Jason and Mary think an actual famous filmmaker would make an appearance on their show but here we are! Special Guest David Giancola, the writer and director of Time Chasers, Illegal Aliens, and his newest movie Axcellerator joins them for a discussion on making Time Chasers, the process of getting the movie on Mystery Science Theater 3000, and dishes out some unknow...

Jason and Mary dive into the world of fan fiction and made a very scary request. Send them your Whatever with Jason Soto fan fiction. They will read it on the air. Yes, this is real. Please do this. They will also LOVE to see your fan art of the show, which could include anything they're talked about in the past. whateverjasonsoto@gmail.com is where you can send it. Lord help us. The Mixtape: http...

This episode is all over the place. Jason and Mary start talking about parades, which leads to cats and dogs, and before you know it, we're celebrating gay people and talking about sex toys. Just another typical episode of Whatever with Jason Soto! The Mixtape: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37WH9KPl7sdYKihVgs9Uz9?si=hobEN2cyQPqvEBIqYhfgEw

Dear friends of the show, your life is about to be changed forever. You will remember the date you listened to this podcast because nothing will ever be the same again. At least for those of you who never heard of Chuck Tingle. If you have, disregard those first two sentences because you're already aware of the awe inspiring awesomeness. For everyone else NOT familiar with Chuck Tingle, you're abo...

ALLEGEDLY, you know how actors have movies on their resume that I'm sure, ALLEGEDLY,  they don't talk about or just want to be forgotten? Well, Jason and Mary (who's back in the present btw) is convinced, ALLEGEDLY, that they found a movie that beloved actor Henry Winkler would rather forget, ALLEGEDLY, and they sort of discuss it, while talking about VHS tapes ALLEGEDLY, things they watched...

If you were wondering why Jason and Mary took an entire month off from show, here's the reason: Mary was transported back in time to 1997 and seems to be stuck there. Thankfully, she was able to still call into the show. Hopefully she'll make it back to the present in one piece. But in the meantime, they talk about the movies Jason saw while on break, some shows Mary have seen while on break, hard...

When trying to sell a show to networks, they ask you to put together a "small portfolio" that details the best of what your should has to offer. If the opportunity ever rises where Jason and Mary have to do that, they'll just present this episode because they talk about LITERALLY everything in this one episode. From "Storage Wars" to spoilers to music videos to Wal-Mart selling sex toys to cups fu...

In this episode, Jason and Mary discuss weird crushes on people who are serial killers, notoriously slutty, cartoon characters, and Civil War Generals. This conversation leads to several weird places, folks, you might want to brace yourselves. We also visit several Florida Men and Women.

How much would you be willing to have a C-List celebrity wish you a happy birthday? Have you ever wanted the guy who played the Whitewalker on Game of Thrones to say Happy Anniversary to your wife? Is it your dream to have character actor Luis Guzman fire one of your employees? Well, don't we have the service for you! Jason and Mary return to discuss the website Cameo, where you can pay a celebrit...