What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Long-time rivals Joe and Lev have to join forces to convince Patrick to continue doing the show. Patrick is bribed successfully with Top Ramen.  Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Game Plan' is available on Blu-ray an...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Lev tries to convince Joe to 'pimp' his ride, but may have ulterior motives. Patrick is too busy to notice as he is mourning the quarantine-based early exit on the current season of 'The Good Fight.' Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusua...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Just this one time: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT RESEARCH THE MOVIE WHILE FINDING IT. JUST WATCH IT. DO IT. NOW. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Southland Tales' is available on Blu-ray a...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast and quickly becomes jealous of Joe's baby who drops in last minute to the studio. Lev discovers he hates babysitting. Patrick has become a hat? You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/ Disclaimer: This episode was...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe regrets his life choices. Patrick reckons with the old man living inside his shoe. Lev sells the hosts identity to fuel his spice addiction. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Walking Tall' is available on Blu-ray and VH...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe reminisces about forgettable things. Patrick reconnects with his long lost brother James Van der Beek. Lev keeps quiet and carries a big stick. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Rundown' is available on Blu-ray and...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick derails the conversation every chance he gets because of a bet he lost to a sailor. Joe misses ice cream. Lev discovers a new meditation technique that has dangerous consequences for one of our hosts. Which one? Find out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe breaks Patrick down and they begin a new season of the show. Patrick tries to change his identity when he realizes what he is getting himself into. Lev finds a pair of sunglasses on the sidewalk which he believes is giving him the ability to read minds. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. When Joe finally returns to the podcast after two years, Patrick throws him a welcome back party inspired by the 'Facts of Life' reunion special. Filmmaker and Matrix sequels apologist Braden interrupts the bromance to hoping to have a rational discussion; which proves to be his fatal mistake. Lev forgets how to work...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe is still on break because his son is milking this 'being an infant' thing. Filmmakers Raghav and Kaila enter the Sandlerdome to throw shade at streaming services. Patrick forgets where he left his iguana. Lev's attempts to avoid the pandemic have him mixing from home and somewhat ironically, yet inexplicably, brea...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe takes a break to make sure his infant son doesn't die due to being a floppy newborn. Valerie Royer and Zach Wu join Patrick in order to help him befriend the polar bear in his back yard. Lev makes a sandwich. What did he put on it? Find out by listening to this week's episode. Hang out with Valerie on Instagram: v...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Bob comes back to the podcast and then quickly regrets it. Joe discovers his fear of bats. Then realizes his fear is a forbidden love. Patrick worries that he's trapped and his life has no meaning. Will Adam Sandler and Chris Rock reveal the way to spiritual happiness? Find out on this weeks episode. Disclaimer: This...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Kerry returns again to break Joe's heart by ruthlessly defending the merits of 90s classic 'Dante's Peak.' Lev has collected some listener reviews for Patrick to share with the crew. Does he have a secret admirer? Find out on this week's episode! Also admirer is an annoying word to spell. Disclaimer: This episode was...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dr. Johnathan Quacklebottom, D.D.S. has never once filled a patient's nose with hot coffee. 4 out of 5 clients prefer cold beverages in their orifices and Dr. Quacklebottom always respects the statistics. Also Patrick and Joe and Lev talk about a movie - same old, same old. Listen to find out blah, blah, blah. Disclai...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Joe plays a game with Patrick to see if he can tell the difference between Ana Gasteyer and Katherine Hahn. Only one of them was in this movie, which also included a surprise appearance from Michael Chiklis. Adam Sandler was in this movie too, but Lev has a hard time understanding what his character's profession was....

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Dementia sets in as Joe and Patrick try to figure out if a poop joke can ever be funny. Lev tries to fit an entire fish into his mouth and just pull out the fish bones. Patrick is forced to defend the honor of Patrick McGoohan. From what menace? You'll have to listen to this week's episode to find out!   Disclaimer: T...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Watch as Joe and Patrick navigate their way through the swiftly resolved racial tension of this animated sequel. Meanwhile Patrick's contemplation of his morality is derailed by stuffed-crust pizza. All while Joe tries to figure out how a human baby survives in a bat belly. You too can find out by listening to this we...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Patrick laments that they can't talk about Cheers this week. Joe argues that Mrs. Pacman should have had more screen time. Lev switches the wireless mics to the wrong frequency and overhears a possible murder plot. Will he be able to convince the others before it's too late? Listen to this weeks episode to find out!  ...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Quixotic United cinematographer Alberto D'Agostino stops by to help discover the origins of what might be the beginning of the Sandler Cinematic Universe. Meanwhile, Patrick is on double-duty as he has to defend both his inability to text and his difficulty with remember people's names. Lev asks for a moment of silenc...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special guest Kerry Howell pays a visit to help the guys perfect their pickup lines. Joe worries he might be secretly a mole-person while Patrick tries to figure our why every pie he makes ends up tasting like cement. Lev's doing fine though. Wanna know what the best years of life are. Find out if it's high school on...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Jiminy's last day happened at a non-disclosed time and the gang celebrates by doing a podcast on Adam Sandler's conclusion to his Drew Berrymore trilogy. Listen as Bob shows up to help everyone understand Jurassic World's popularity. Patrick dresses up as a clown to scare people. Will Joe be his first victim? Find out...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Jiminy's internship is still going strong, but he keeps stealing all of Lev's yogurt from the fridge. Joe attempts to break the world record for most live fish eaten during a podcast recording. Patrick worries he's invisible to everyone except the people on this show. Fan favorite Mr. Geromini returns to finish what h...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Vampires don't age - how do they grow up? Was the Frankenstein movie based on this movie's Frankenstein's life? Why is the wolfman still in wolf form during the day? Why do all these species only mate within their own type? Found out none of these answers and more in this week's episode!     Disclaimer: This episode w...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. Special Guest Sponsor Soylent helps the gang become an unstoppable force of efficiency. Patrick lifts a car over his head. Joe sires twelve offspring in a single night. Lev rides to the studio by skiing on two lions. Intern Jiminy is still regular. He's sick so he didn't show up for this episode. A bottle of Soylent m...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. 'The Drew Carey Show' ran from 1995-2004. It features every man, Drew Allison Carey, who works at the Winfred Lauder department store and owns a microbrewery Buzz Beer with his long-time pals Oswald, Lewis, and Kate. At work, he's constantly work down by co-worker, Mimi, and boss, Mr. Wick. Ohio has never been so hila...