What the Hell Happened to Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick wants to sell zebras, but a mix-up in shipping occurs and a bunch of black horses get delivered instead. Joe offers to help paint white stripes on them after getting the idea from a Pepe le Pew cartoon he saw. This in turn gives Lev the idea to listen to his White Stripes albums. Which one will he lis...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast with big news: he's starting his own football team. Patrick will be playing quarterback with Lev as his center. Will Joe make the team as it's star runningback or will he be relegated to a mere water boy? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Ema...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick comes down with the Red Plague. Joe enrolls in medical school to find out if there's a cure. Lev checks webMD. Can sources on webMD be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in S...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Grant Keller comes all the way from the distant year of 2029 to tell you podcast listeners about the frightful things to come, and also that donuts will still be plentiful. Joe is excited about all the donuts. Patrick is not. What lies at the heart of his confounding animosity towards donuts? Find out on this...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick befriends a dolphin at Seaworld and teaches it how to play the piano. Not to be outdone, Joe trains an ocelot how to speak Spanish. Lev teaches a cat how to Yolo. Which animal goes on to lead a major Hollywood franchise based on their newly learned skill? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the H...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick tries to bake some cheese but forgets that his oven is filled with tuna. Joe tries to help clean out the tuna, but somehow there continues to be more tuna in the oven. Is Patrick's oven actually a gateway to Tuna-Narnia? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the ca...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick eats an extra big birthday cake after Lev dares him to. Joe has to sell off key pieces of his beanie baby collection to purchase tickets to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour. But can the scalper with the trench coat and thick mustache be trusted? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happen...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Joe realizes that the only way up is down. Though he doesn't know what that means yet. Patrick tries to learn the meaning to that riddle on a zen journey to India, but a misspelling has his flight end up in Indianapolis. Lev knows the meaning of the riddle. Will he tell the hosts, or just keep laughing to him...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick is having a hard time making dinner because it runs away too fast from him. Joe helps by trying to lure the dinner over the edge of a cliff, except then the dinner runs across the canyon to the other side unharmed. When the host try to pursue, will they realize they are no longer on solid ground and f...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick goes to a museum of natural history, but is dismayed when everything inside is unnatural. Joe tries to invent a hot dog that isn't made out of dogs. Lev could tell him how the sausage is made, but would rather watch TV instead. Is there anything good on cable tonight? Find out on this week's episode o...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thinking the streaming wars have to do with bodies of water, Joe buys up all the land rights surrounding San Bernadino valley. Inspired by Joe's aquiferous pursuits, Patrick decides to take up sailing. Will Lev invite him into his yacht club or will he keep hush about his double life as a suave bon vivant? Fi...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Patrick starts a garden hoping to grow vegan gummy bears, but quickly gives up when Lev tells him bear shape gummies are trademarked. Joe gets seduced by a butcher at the mall into buying a used meat slicer. Will it pay for itself in five years as the butcher promised? Find out on this week's episode of 'What...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A new season is on the horizon and the hosts are going to have to get a lot more buff if they want to survive until the end. Patrick debates taking steroids, but decides to use chiclets instead. Joe learns quickly that pumping iron has nothing to do with taking multi-vitamins. Lev is happy with his body and d...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe finds a sleeping child in his movie theater, as the prophecy foretold. But only Lev had heard the prophecy and he didn't pass on that information to Joe. Patrick can't decide if he should roll the dice and try a new type of non-dairy milk this week. What did the prophecy foretell about his decision's...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick revisits and old film he made when a rival director vies for his crown. Joe thinks dogs can do math and bets Lev a bucket of crabs he can teach one to add. Lev doesn't want a bucket of crabs and never accepted the bet. Did Joe...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick gets his yearly mammogram screening for the first time. Joe goes with with him for moral support. Lev could point out the obvious but finds it funnier to just let them go. What will the doctor say after looking at Patrick's ta-...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. An old friend returns to the cast, and everyone's surprised to learn he himself is old friends with Whoopi. The host are tired of podcasting and want to offer the world so much more. Thus, they open up a polish-churro fusion restaurant...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast to school the hosts about the distant future. Patrick has an emotional setback when Lev says that he's his father. Joe does the math and theorizes that it doesn't make any sense because they're the same...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick runs away from the podcast to join the circus. Joe decides to go to the circus on a whim but doesn't recognize his co-host because of his new lion costume. Lev does recognize him because he bought the lion costume. Did he pay r...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick attempts to move to the big city, but he finds himself in a baaaad situation when it turns out his new roommate is a sheep. Joe investigates a potential conspiracy about color-shifting cars. Is this conspiracy covering up for a...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Patrick tries to pass the bar exam, though it's rather difficult since Patrick hasn't really ever studied law before. Joe has studied law, but gave up on that career path after watching 'To Kill a Mockingbird.' Now he's a bird hunter....

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Joe takes to life on the farm and starts raising pigs to win the blue ribbon contest because blue is his favorite color. Patrick walks into a normal video store but quickly learns it's a very abnormal video store. Do they have Lev's co...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Joe accidentally eats a caterpillar, but then eats lots of caterpillar food to help it grow into a beautiful butterfly so it can fly out of him. Patrick doesn't know what caterpillars eat. Lev tells him, but is this more of his patente...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Whoopi Goldberg. Hangin' Ten continues with a new ten-pack showcasing her best cameo appearances. Joe and Patrick go to a totally buggin' pajama party hosted by Lev. But all heck breaks loose when a shark arrives unannounced. Is this a metaphorical shark? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email th...

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Eddie Murphy & Jim Carrey. The podcast crew's company outing to the zoo becomes a harrowing ordeal when a hippo escapes from captivity. Joe thinks the misunderstood beast has a tooth ache and tries to utilize the knowledge from his single semester of dental hygienist school. Patrick presumes the hippo is just hungry. What does he t...