What the Actual Drake

The Fourth of July may be over, but we’re still unpacking the chaos. This week, we dive into the latest FIFA World Cup action, catch up on our ongoing Dungeon Crawler Carl obsession, and somehow end up deep in the rabbit hole of Minnesota lore. We also give a full recap of our holiday camping trip with the kids.. including everything that went sideways and the shocking discovery that our doodle is...

The Loot Drop Nobody Asked For Welcome, crawler. You survived another week, which means you’ve unlocked a fresh episode full of questionable decisions, unnecessary tangents, and enough pop culture to confuse the AI overlords. This week’s loot includes Ash’s latest descent into demon smut, another progress report from the glorious madness that is Dungeon Crawler Carl, and why Audible continues to e...

This week, we dive into a little bit of everything.. breaking down the latest headlines, including the excitement surrounding the 2026 World Cup and the buzz around the Obama Presidential Center taking shape in Chicago. We also swap stories from the trenches of work life, share some corporate chaos, and discuss the everyday absurdities that somehow become normal.   Just when you think we’re wrappi...

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the digital age, where AI is evolving faster than most people can keep up, and figuring out what’s real online is becoming almost impossible. From there, the conversation turns darker. public surveillance, the slow disappearance of privacy, and what it means to live in a world where we’re constantly watched, tracked, and analyzed. Also, we cover Meta Platfor...

In this week’s episode, we take a laid-back stroll through our weekend: from a fun adventure at the zoo, to reflecting on the progress of our health/fitness  journeys. We also dive into Greg’s latest TV obsessions and what we’d do if we ever got a divorce.🤣 Tune in for a cozy, candid catch-up on all things life.

This mid-morning episode leans into the fuckery surrounding the Federal Reserve, exploring the conspiracy theories that claim it’s quietly controlling the economy behind the scenes. We connect the dots between money, power, and government corruption—asking how much is truth and how much is speculation.   And because we refuse to take ourselves too seriously, we close it out with a few laughs about...

It’s late, we’re tired, and somehow that’s when the best (and worst) ideas hit. In this episode, we spiral through conspiracy theories, random “what if” scenarios, and the kind of chaotic conversations that only make sense after midnight. From mildly believable to completely unhinged, nothing is off limits—and somehow we connect it all back to real life (sort of).     Grab a snack, get cozy, and j...

This episode is a little bit of everything—in the best way. We kick things off with the Artemis 2 mission, the future of space exploration, and the UFL's expansion into Oklahoma. Then we get real, sharing personal experiences about growing up poor and navigating the challenges of becoming teen parents. From there, we lighten things up with a chat about upcoming movies we’re excited for, touch on s...

This episode is a chaotic mix of real-life frustrations and hilarious hot takes. We start with the ups and downs of corporate life—from workplace politics to drama that makes you question everything (and everyone).   Then we take a sharp turn into conspiracy territory, unpacking theories about “big food” and what might really be going on behind the scenes of what we eat. To top it all off, we conn...

In this episode, we dive into a wide range of conversations—from the latest health and fitness ‘trends’ to how Gen Z and Millennials are clashing over everything from work to worldviews. We also unpack current events, including the ongoing war, and take a hard look at why, despite all the turmoil, we still can’t just bomb our way out of conflict. It’s a thought-provoking, slightly unfiltered ride—...

In episode three, Ash and Greg deep dive into designer drugs (peptides), diabesity, epic gym visits, and a heavily debated “I shouldn’t have to ask for help”. Grab a snack and settle it for the most recent episode of What the Actual Drake. 

A chill end‑of‑day debrief that somehow turns into work rants, Ashley refusing to understand anime, Greg planning international adventures, and the shocking discovery that renting a grandpa is apparently a thing.

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