What Should Our Podcast Be About?

What if we did a podcast where we talk about animal sounds? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: My Bot Wrote a Porno, a podcast about embarrassing personal anecdotes

What if we did an actual-play podcast GM'd by a bot? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Garbage Advice About Garbage, LOL PRANK'D, 10k Nasty Draculas

What if we did a podcast about solving silly little mysteries? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: The Whimsical Factory Factory, guess the Buddies plot, memes about ducks on skateboards, a podcast about poetic meter.

What if we did a podcast about the band Korn but actually it's just about the food corn and we're bad at spelling? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: The Definition of Madness, Creative Ways to Get a Sunburn, Creative Ways to Avoid a Sunburn, A [Collective Noun] of Podcasters

What if we did a podcast where we try to figure out what counts as art? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Ipsos Custodios, a bad home improvement advice podcast, Bestiary Friends That Onion article again: https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819567671

What if we did a podcast where we come up with new movies in the Air Buddies franchise? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Skibidi Toilet War Correspondents, a podcast about skeletons, llama enthusiast podcast, Emperor's New Groove fancast Onion article mentioned: https://www.theonion.com/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skeleton-pe-1819567671

What if we did a false crimes podcast where we try to come up with plans for stupid heists? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: a podcast hosted by two wise trees, a podcast where we analyze voices and work on our impressions, Two Eeyores Giving Sex Advice, Soup vs. Soup, Tingler's Fan Finglers, The Debate Perverts, DDIY.

What if we did a podcast where we come up with creative ways to make friends? Other possibilities discussed: I'M POOPING BRITTNEY, actual play podcast except..., play video games while dealing with a baby, Committing Sudoku

What if we did a podcast where we talk about appalling apologies? Other possibilities discussed: The Names of All Manner of Hounds, Stuper Heroes, Bad vs. Worse, Extremely Medium, Tales of the Highway People, The Podcast Where We Obsess About the Metrics of this Podcast, Snakes on a Podcast

What if we did a podcast where we imagine alternate universes where one small thing is different? Other possibilities discussed: memories from photos, awkward family moments, subway stories, improvise a story, What Should This Book Be About?, baby toy reviews, fun ways for billionaires to die, baby name reviews, crazy names from history

What if we did a podcast where we figure out what websites to make for the ridiculous domain names I already bought? Other possibilities discussed: The Official Raccoon Fancast, Eat My Butt Mr. Jenkins, Miles Should Drink Coffee

What if we did a podcast about tricking children into doing their homework? Other options discussed: dream podcast, dating advice podcast, ClickHole Universe, Whine & Cheese, Insomnia the Podcast, Punch Up the Vegetable

What if we did a podcast where we had a literal pissing contest, but mostly figurative pissing contests about who can name the most facts about giraffes? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Smoke Weed Everyday, Yurtcast, Think About It, Showdowns Nobody Asked For

What if we did a podcast about the problems that would arise if various mythical creatures existed? And would we want them in our house? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Bizzaro Book Club; Should They Exist?; Joke Theory; angry parent magnet podcast; Baby: 1, Mom: 0;

What if we did a podcast where we just talk about beans?? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: I Want a New Drug, I Want a New Duck, a podcast where we're wizards, Genre Non-Conforming, Name That Tune, What Is This Bamboozlery?

What if we did a podcast where ChatGPT suggested weird movie ideas, like a movie about a wedding planner who is also a werewolf?

What if we asked ChatGPT to write the episode for us? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: review movies about different animals (bears, sharks, etc.); shrew crime podcast; All Other Podcasts Are Bad; Aw, Beans!

What if we did a podcast where we debated whether babies are better than dinosaurs? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: animal improvement podcast, podcast tapping into the untapped fetish podcast market, a podcast where we review TV shows for babies

What if we did a podcast where we go around asking people about their toilet? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: bad business podcast, how do we get rid of panda bears?, how do we save pandas?, coming up with band names, a life coach who doesn't have their shit together, interview randos, investing tips podcast that destroys millionaires, how not to podcast, pin crimes on Paul F. Tomp...

Miles's 11 year old daughter Svetlana joins us to wonder: what if we did a podcast where we rant and/or debate about which animals are cool and which animals are trying too hard? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Svetlana Google, celebrity pun names for animals, bird of the day podcast, the same bird every day podcast, rate animals by what kind of guy they are

What if we did a talkback podcast about a made-up TV show called Last Train to Appleville? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: The Superb Owl, we watch all of Nicolas Cage's movies, Svetlanography

What if instead of a true crime podcast, we make a cat crime podcast? Other podcast's we aren't going to make: Yes, Virginia, There Is a Pigeon; Dude, Where's My Podcast; Koala Crimes, weirdest conspiracy theories