What Should Our Podcast Be About?

What if we did a podcast where we reviewed movies based solely on whether they contain any nude butts? Other ideas we considered: Flag Red Flags, Turtle Facts, boardgame review podcast (maybe we are Marios), TikTok review podcast

What if we did a podcast where we ended up talking about the grossest foods in the world? Other ideas we considered: A podcast that's all sound checks, The Phone Book, When Will It Get Canceled?, Earth Podcast, Normal Earth Podcast, Backrooms Explorers, a podcast about Hearthstone

What if we did a podcast where we come up with cute ideas for comics? Other ideas we considered: Can I Launch Your Hamster, a podcast about heart rates and lifespans, a podcast where we have AI voices, a podcast where we figure out how to get babies to sleep, a podcast where we get distracted by the baby, a podcast about how ants suck, a Heathcliff comic deep dive, a podcast where Miles introduces...

What if we did a podcast where we talk about cats and ask people if we can pet their cats? Other ideas we considered: a podcast about old wives tales, Disaster Simulator, a very specific feelings podcast

What if we did a podcast about the possibilities of time travel? Other ideas we considered: a podcast about screaming goats, Exhaustion: the Podcast, a podcast about traumatizing movies and shows from our youths, a podcast about colors and color names, The Quest for Good Fake Meat, Goosebump Fancast

What if we did a podcast where we try to come up with stupid game shows? Other ideas we considered: Ways to Market Our Podcast, a podcast about how Ginger is a better driver than Miles, a podcast about St. Patrick's Day, The Free Podcast, phone auto-complete tells us what our podcast should be, Missing the Points

What if we did a podcast where we design the most cursed dogs we can think of? Other ideas we considered: Whales, the Ultimate Swimmy Guys; So Anyway, Weasels; a video podcast with a busty host; a podcast where we learn to do sultry voices; a podcast where we try to sound like Jessica Rabbit; a podcast where we make awooga sounds after everything we say; a home improvement podcast; a podcast about...

What if we did a podcast where we have to categorize everything into one of two binary opposites, like cats and dogs or clowns and actuaries? Other ideas we considered: skeleton name puns, Plagiarism: The Podcast, guess the quote podcast, Space Ghost fancast, a podcast about why we don't watch The Walking Dead, The Sadness Podcast

What if we did a podcast about nothing (like Seinfeld)? Other podcasts we considered: Groundhog Day Podcast, Presidents Day podcast, Schitt's Creek Fancast, David and Patrick from Schitt's Creek Fancast, Wildcat, Candle Sniffers, a podcast where we make faces and describe it, a podcast about how dreams are weird, a podcast about incorrect food opinions, Who the Hell Thought of This?, Trivi...

What if we did a Valentine's Day themed episode of a candy review podcast? Other podcasts we considered: Matchmaking service, but a podcast?; Memento Mori the Podcast; the science of love; the different kinds of love; podcast marketing the podcast; best and worst Valentine's Day gifts; Butts IMO; best and worst date ideas; date ideas for people with babies; dating stories podcast; the hist...

What if we did the same podcast every week about the movie Groundhog Day? Other podcasts we considered: a cheese podcast; a chocolate podcast; a cheese, chocolate, and communism podcast (CCCP); a podcast where we chew into the mic; Ghost Makers; Christianz Bop; another toilet thing; Soup Bears; a Heather Fancast; Plothole Repairmen

What if we really for real did a podcast about the slang kids are using these days?

What if we did a podcast where we review band names? Other podcasts we considered: As the Kids Say, Piss-Tinted Glasses, a podcast where we interview babies and/or cats, MST3K but worse in every way

What if we actually like for really real did a podcast where we watch bear movies and shark movies??

What if we actually are going to do the podcast where we watch shark movies and bear movies? Other podcasts we contemplated: Round vs. Pointy, podcast about New Years resolutions. Podcast for Enbies, podcast where we review band names, songs about very specific emotions, podcast where we pretend it's always a holiday and that's why the podcast is bad, The Importance of Being Ex-Burts, The...

In this one we discuss all 154 rejected ideas from the past year. Buckle up, it's a long one! (No episode next week for the holidays.)

What if we did a podcast where we turn kids' songs into adult songs kids would hate? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Diaperz Bop, Bad Religion, Thesaurus Criminals, weird Mormon stuff?

What if we did a podcast where we rate and review different feelings? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Fourth Wing podcast, birthdays podcast, a podcast where we mumble the whole time, a podcast where we just yawn the whole time, Every Day I'm Suffering, Adultz Bop

What if we did a podcast where we take randomly generated novel titles and try to imagine what they would be about? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Miss Rachel talkback show, Bluey talkback show, Don't Talk to Me Until I've Had My Amphetamines, bad ASMR podcast and/or podcast about good or bad sounds?

What if we did a podcast about what's the best hat for different animals? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: what did we google this week, Spill the Tea, Absolute Units, What's Up You Cool Baby, a The State Fancast, Don't Correct Me If I'm Wrong (again)

What if we did a podcast where we talk about birds with funny names? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Frogs? (again), Michigan J Frog Fancast, Literally Screaming, Just the Part You Skip, review children's music, Presidents of the United States of America (But Not the Political Office) Fancast, funny names podcast

What if I did a podcast where Ginger wasn't there (and it was super awkward)? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: a podcast about tongue twisters, Words are Weird, What Does Water Taste Like, Frogs?, What Was Our Podcast About

What if we did a podcast, but for ladies? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: Ask the Ex-Burts, Hornithology, Stupid Al Yankovic, Into the Yankoverse, a podcast where we pretend to be famous

What if we did a podcast where we talked about what children's games are called in different places? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: small talk podcast, 24/7 weather podcast, creepy weather podcast, F*ck You Bill Maher, Time Cops

What if we did a podcast celebrating Halloween all year round? Other podcasts we aren't going to make: It Could Be Worse, Jingle Jangles, Unlikely Doppelgängers, Back In My Day, Don't Correct Me If I'm Wrong