What If Apocalypse

Episode 22 - Announcement 15.07.2025 20:27 ↓

On a very special What If Apocalypse, the cousins discuss wisdom teeth, a tragic misdial, and a really big update.

Episode 21 - La Fart, NY (w/Lauren Miller) 24.05.2025 41:02 ↓

Life-long best friends Nicki and Lauren discuss childhood memories and one really expensive steak.

Episode 20 - From the Vault: Preschool Cigarettes w/ Zoe Alper 03.04.2025 41:30 ↓

Recorded on November 16, 2024.

Episode 19 - Arizona 28.02.2025 29:28 ↓

Girls trip!

Episode 18 - The All-Girls Sleepover (w/Ari Mostow) 10.12.2024 37:55 ↓

We are BACK with another exciting, inviting, conniving(?) episode with our friend ARI MOSTOW!!! In this episode, we travel to such exotic and remote locations as the Gelson's parking lot and the middle school boys' bathroom. With Ari, you might laugh, you WILL cry, and hey... You just might learn a thing or two.

Episode 17 - Sexy Education (w/Eliyah Lister) 20.09.2024 41:31 ↓

Today we welcome to the podcast someone who was basically destined to be on it.

Episode 16 - You have to change too (w/Ella Lane) 03.09.2024 39:50 ↓

The third Lane cousin is HERE, and she has a lot to say. Mostly about piss.

Episode 15 - The show must go on... top. Or bottom! (w/Breene) 15.08.2024 35:28 ↓

Epic episode about theatre and love and life and jobs and BYU with our friend BREENE HALABY!!!!!!!

Episode 14 - Minionese 18.07.2024 27:31 ↓

This episode contains extensive spoilers for  Despicable Me 4 .

Episode 13 - Werewolf Attack 01.07.2024 27:41 ↓

The cousins tap into one of Nicki's deepest, darkest fears. Meanwhile, Nina found a tooth! Or did she...?

Episode 12 - Two Truths and a Lie 11.06.2024 36:43 ↓

We are back with another exciting episode of What If Apocalypse. Sometimes something smells like something and you can't figure out what it is or what it smells like and you just gotta know. You have to get to the bottom of things.

Episode 11 - Great Episode, Guys! 06.05.2024 26:26 ↓

On this episode, Nicki stumbles upon a cookie dough kiosk at the mall. You won't believe what happens next... Title says it all!

Episode 10 - CVS Hologram (w/Leah) 23.04.2024 46:53 ↓

We are joined by Nicki's camp friend LEAH! This episode is about the pharmacy and the urgent care and summer camp.

Episode 9 - Mother, call the cows home! 08.04.2024 25:15 ↓

All the world's a stage.

Episode 8 - Shabbos Confessional (w/Producer Ella and Friends) 25.03.2024 29:02 ↓

Shabbat Shalom. In this episode, we went to Ella's Shabbat dinner where we didn't know anybody and made them confess to us. They wanted to do it though so it's fine. Stop asking.

Episode 7 - Dud Episode 11.03.2024 23:46 ↓

In this episode, the audio cut out for most of the game. Please enjoy a lot of nonsense and then like a little bit of actual content. 

Episode 6 - Wanted: Two Idiots 26.02.2024 21:48 ↓

In this episode, we learn why Nina and Nicki can't babysit. "Can't" or won't? Can't. Definitely can't.

Episode 5 - Banana Phone 05.02.2024 30:14 ↓

This week, Nicki gets a banana phone and Nina gets a job interview. What could go wrong?

Episode 4 - Pregnant Bus 29.01.2024 27:41 ↓

RIP Ella's laptop, recording on our phones this week. We cover a lot of ground in this episode, but also kind of none at all. Car trouble, disrespecting your elders, playing Simon Says. Classic guy stuff.

Episode 3 - Ellen Pompeo Tension 22.01.2024 23:45 ↓

In this episode, Nicki opens up about Ellen Pompeo and we try to get her to stop. This is the first episode with OUR PRODUCER, the wonderful ELLA PAPO!!! 🎉

Episode 2 - This Burn 15.01.2024 24:46 ↓

In this episode, we discuss prank calls, teen social dynamics, and one really sick burn.

Episode 1 08.01.2024 24:16 ↓

Welcome to What If Apocalypse with Nicki and Nina Lane. In our first episode, we explain the rules of the game and talk about going to the gym, the library, school — some of the most dangerous and embarrassing places of all time.