What Are You Still Pledging Allegiance To? (S2. Chapter 38)

Today’s special episode gathers three previously published chapters into one continuous meditation on late-stage life in America: who’s stealing your time, why we obey in advance, and what it means to live inside Late Stage Everything. Who’s stealing your time? Why do we obey in advance? And what does it mean to live inside Late Stage Everything? Originally released separately as Chapters 19, 20,...

What are you still pledging allegiance to? In Chapter 38 of The Tao of Lloyd , Lloyd Dobler takes on American ritual: the Pledge of Allegiance, the anthem, the flyover, the moment of silence, the flag pin, the school assembly, and all the ceremonies we were taught to rehearse before we were old enough to ask what they meant. Using Chapter 38 of the Tao Te Ching as the anchor, Lloyd asks what happe...

America is turning 250, and Lloyd Dobler is not bringing a casserole. In Chapter 37 of The Tao of Lloyd , America250 becomes the starting point for a darkly funny meditation on patriotism, propaganda, charity, silence, empire, and the difference between celebration and repair. With Palantir, Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, Boeing, Coinbase — and somehow Cracker Barrel — helping sponsor the nati...

Go Fund me:  https://www.gofundme.com/f/Tao-of-Lloyd-Goes-to-Edinburgh-Fringe Website:  https://www.taooflloyd.com/ This is not a traditional Tao of Lloyd episode. There is no Tao Te Ching chapter today. No sorta-kinda guided meditation. No carefully structured spiritual detour through the burning wreckage of American empire. This one is more direct. One year after launching The Tao of Lloyd as a...

Pete Hegseth stood at West Point and gave the graduates a story in which the enemy is legible, the mission is clean, and unity means everyone sings the same song. Lloyd knows that song. He sang it once. On a school bus in 1979, to a girl named Layla who looked out the window and pretended not to hear. Chapter 36 of the Tao Te Ching says the soft overcomes the hard. Lloyd isn't sure he believe...

What happens when affirmation becomes more intoxicating than action? Lloyd Dobler gets invited to speak at an exclusive corporate retreat hosted by Meridian Systems, where billionaire futurists, wellness branding, political power, and technological “innovation” all begin to blur into something deeply unsettling. What starts as a sorta-kinda guided meditation becomes a story about ego, revolution,...

What happens when a 2,500-year-old Taoist philosophy collides with Peter Thiel, Palantir, billionaire apocalypse bunkers, and the theology of ownership? In Chapter 34 of The Tao of Lloyd, Lloyd Dobler takes apart the worldview of Silicon Valley's techno-billionaire class — where monopoly is virtue, surveillance is infrastructure, and even the apocalypse becomes a business opportunity. Drawing...

Self-knowledge, identity, and Tao Te Ching Chapter 33: when knowing yourself isn’t peaceful, and the story shaping you may not be your own. What if you don’t choose your story… what if it chooses you? Chapter 33 of the Tao Te Ching tells us: “Knowing yourself is true wisdom.” Simple, right? Slap it on a refrigerator magnet and call it enlightenment. Not so fast. This week, Lloyd Dobler wrestles wi...

What if Gen X wasn’t apathetic? What if we were just early to the end everyone else is still calling normal? Before burnout became a personality, before “late-stage capitalism” became a punchline, there was a generation raised on latchkey independence, mixtape philosophy, and the quiet suspicion that none of this was built to last. In this episode, Lloyd Dobler returns to deliver a Gen X Manifesto...

Lloyd Dobler revisits Occupy Wall Street, a broken projector in a 1996 indie cinema, and the lesson one stranger in the dark understood before he did. What if movements fail not because they ask too much, but because they forget they’re also rehearsals for the world that comes next? In this chapter, Lloyd reflects on the brief moment millions of Americans recognized that the system is held togethe...

What happens when war starts to feel like content? In this episode of The Tao of Lloyd, Lloyd Dobler takes on Chapter 31 of the Tao Te Ching—an ancient meditation on violence, restraint, and the human cost of war—and drags it straight through a modern moment where geopolitical threats sound like product launches. Blending Taoist philosophy, Beatles lyrics (“I Am the Walrus”), and sharp political s...

What happens when momentum replaces strategy? Blending satire, Taoist philosophy, and cultural commentary, Lloyd explores the law of counterforce and why pushing harder doesn’t mean winning, and why every escalation eventually pushes back. In this episode of The Tao of Lloyd , Lloyd Dobler takes on Chapter 30 of the Tao Te Ching —an ancient warning about force, escalation, and wars with no exits—a...

Is the revolution something you force… or something you stop preventing? Lloyd Dobler makes the case for regime change in the United States—not as a partisan power shift, but as a complete dismantling of the underlying system: billionaires, war economies, corporate media narratives, and the stories we tell ourselves about what’s possible. And then the Tao interrupts. Is wu-wei—non-forcing, right a...

Lloyd reads Chapter 28 of the Tao Te Ching against militarized masculinity, performative strength, and the political theater of domination. Beginning with Pete Hegseth and widening into war budgets, denied healthcare, and America’s addiction to hardness, Lloyd asks what happens when power forgets its opposite. A meditation on strength, softness, empire, and why civilizations that worship force eve...

Iran, U.S. foreign policy, war, empire, and blowback take center stage in this special episode of The Tao of Lloyd. Breaking from the show’s usual one-chapter-at-a-time Tao Te Ching format, Lloyd traces the machinery of propaganda, American intervention in Iran, Trump-era spectacle, and the spiritual cost of living inside empire. Anti-war commentary, satire, political critique, and philosophy for...

The Memory Hole (Part 3) — Repeat (Tao Te Ching Chapter 27 Explained) We’ve talked about the erase. We’ve talked about the replace. Now we hit the part that should scare you most: the repeat—the wear-down cycle that turns chaos into background noise and teaches you to self-censor before anyone even has to order you to. In this episode, Lloyd traces the oldest playbook threatened power always reach...

Tao Te Ching Chapter 26 Explained: “The Heavy Is the Root of the Light” | The Tao of Lloyd Fascism isn’t just a shredder, it’s a Photoshop subscription that won’t stop automatic billing. In Season 2, Chapter 26 of The Tao of Lloyd , Lloyd Dobler continues The Memory Hole trilogy with Part 2: Replace—the moment power stops merely deleting history and starts installing a cleaner, more patriotic “uni...

Erasing History: The Trump Administration's Memory Hole | Tao Te Ching Ch. 25 They didn't just remove a historical exhibit. A federal judge had to order them to put it back. In Part 1 of The Memory Hole trilogy, Lloyd Dobler takes Chapter 25 of the Tao Te Ching and uses it to diagnose the Trump administration's favorite three-step wellness routine: delete the receipts, slap "un...

Pam Bondi screams, “The Dow is over 50,000!” when asked about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators. And suddenly the mask slips. Is it deflection? Gaslighting? Or is it translation? In Chapter 24 of the Tao of Lloyd,  Lloyd Dobler explores what happens when performance replaces truth, when the market matters more than the missing, when green arrows outweigh human beings, and when even resistance star...

What if the most anti-fascist thing you can do today is… sit down and get quiet? In S2 · Chapter 23: The Lloyd Dobler Sit-Down Uprising, Lloyd Dobler takes Chapter 23 of the Tao Te Ching: “express yourself completely, then keep quiet” —and turns it into a spiritual practice with political teeth. Because the system doesn’t just want your labor—it wants your attention. It wants you jittery, reactive...

Minneapolis. January 2026. Lloyd Dobler drops a chapter that refuses to “perform coherence” while the empire insists your eyes are lying. This is The Tao of Lloyd : a zen-punk mixtape meditation where Lloyd duct-tapes each of the 81 chapters of the Tao Te Ching to the collapse of American empire like a sticky note that says: Be kind. Rewind. Revolt. Meaning: refuse to cooperate with the lie. In Ch...

New episodes return Thursday, January 22. U ntil then, here’s an essential Season 1 rewind: the manifesto episode. Gen X grief, late-stage everything, and wu wei resistance—be water, find the cracks, and help each other build what comes next. Send a text. Ask a question & I will answer, maybe in a episode Support the show ABOUT / The Tao of Lloyd is a Zen-punk mixtape for late-stage everything...

New episodes return Thursday, January 22. U ntil then, here’s a curated Season 1 rewind for your nervous system. This one’s a sort-of guided morning meditation for when the doomscroll hits before you’ve even brushed your teeth. Send a text. Ask a question & I will answer, maybe in a episode Support the show ABOUT / The Tao of Lloyd is a Zen-punk mixtape for late-stage everything—blending Tao T...

If Late Stage Everything is when the system still runs—just not for humans, have we arrived there yet? In Chapter 21 of the Tao of Lloyd, Lloyd Dobler (yes, that Lloyd Dobler) drops a zen-punk mixtape meditation for doomscroll times. When your phone buzzes like a casino slot machine designed by a sociopath, your nervous system is getting hit with endless war + climate catastrophe + AI apocalypse b...

A morning meditation with Lloyd Dobler—yes, from Say Anything —all grown up and trying (imperfectly) to become a dissident sorta-guru. This is a repeatable ~10-minute practice for mornings when you woke up tired, hit snooze too many times, or you’re already commuting to the capitalist timeclock circus. Built around four “sacred questions” (popularized by Deepak Chopra): Who am I? What do I want? W...