What A Time To Be Alive

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a red panda hotel wake up call, why there are more microplastics in glass than we thought, a sex dungeon hotel mix up, a lawsuit over stolen sausage secrets, and the hurdler who had his dick and balls pop out during a race Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ ⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠ ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠ ⁠...

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about a Chinese bank offering customers free Lububu dolls, a worker suing her boss for harassing her with a Chucky doll, a seagull who stole a man's coffee mug, mystery runes found in the Canadian wilderness, and a bear who had a lid stuck on it's head for two years Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ ⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠ ⁠...

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about how NYC beaches are a hot dating spot for horseshoe crabs, why the proper way to eat a banana is with a fork and knife, how an escaped otter at an Wisconsin zoo has chosen to be wild, a tourist accidentally breaking a chair wih thousands of crystals at a museum, and a camel that can say "hey" Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and m...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about scientists creating the worlds smallest violin, North Dakota finally installing flush toilets at historic sites, a 200 year old condom displayed in a museum, a shipping scam involving $90k GPU's, and a man who got stuck in a stores massage chair Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our Y...

Folks, Murder Bryan from the 'Guys' podcast joins us on this week's episode where we hear about how Japan is trying to curb weird baby names, how two pigeons snuck on a plane, how hikers on LSD accidentally reported their friend as dead, how a guy got stuck on a train looking for a lost airpod, and why the CIA ran a Star Wars fan site Listen to 'Guys' wherever you get your podcasts and follow him...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about some skeletons that were found in the walls of a church, a Judo paralympian who pretended to be blind, a new weird caterpillar that was discovered, a messy chips-related hotel room anniversary celebration, and how scientists are turning lead into gold with the Hadron Collider Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/wha...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a guy who bought a fake hard drive with weights, a lawyer who put a weird watermark on all of his legal documents, a Corgi police dog in China who is bad at his job, a Caltrain employee who built a secret apartment in a train station, and a guy who has been ingesting snake venom for years Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ ⁠www.p...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a truck full of dimes rolling over on a highway, a Korean cop who went without handcuffs for 12 years, if cat buttholes get on every surface they sit on, a flight that was diverted due to an iPad that got stuck in a seat, and the guy who had to be rescued twice on Mt. Fuji after losing his phone twice Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stu...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how the world's smallest otter's have been spotted again, a Virginia state flag that was banned for showing a breast, a dachshund that was found after 529 days, a man buying a WWI shipwreck on Facebook marketplace, and the woodpecker terrorizing a Massacusets town  Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Che...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how a parrot got stuck in a tree, how scientists created a new color, a guy getting stuck in quicksand on a date, how fish are swimming faster due to drugs, and a woman who pretended to be mute for sixteen years Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠ https://www.youtube....

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about miso that's fermented in space, how laughing gas may reduce depression. a man who had seven emotional support tigers in his residential home, a judge who used a fake British name for 45 years, and why "virgin" male worms take more risks Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a hormonal hawk attacking bald people, Tony's chocolate being recalled due to foreign objects in them, a mysterious poop chucker in Colorado, a snake that was found in Ireland, and the YouTuber arrested for going to North Sentinel Island  Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube...

Folks, on this week's episode where we hear about the world's most expensive dog, a soccer team's moment of silence for a player who was still alive, a bear that received brain surgery, a lost manuscript of Merlin that was found, and the middle aged man trading cards craze in Japan Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel:...

Folks, Kevin McCaffrey joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a fish doorbell live stream that is a hit in Denmark, why crocodiles are imitating drowning humans, how iguanas floated to Fiji millions of years ago, the man who just ate his 35,000th Big Mac, and the the founder of Pirate Booty's bizarre run for mayor of a Long Island town Follow Kevin  @kevinmccaff Become a patro...

Folks, Jordan Doll  joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a thief swallowing stolen diamonds, scientists making cyborg cockroaches, a lady that got a pube transplant, why scientists put a language gene into mice, and how eight toilets clogged on a flight to India Follow Jordan  @razrlou Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check o...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about A Paddington bear statue that was stolen, how many people pee in the shower and why, why scientists want to inject astronauts with Tardigrade RNA, how scientists are creating 'wooly mice', and how a video game is making people in Japan crave Cheese Naan Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Che...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a blow up doll related fire, how to treat horse depression, sneaking into a funeral home for free food, the Romanian Eurovision song making fun of Italians, and how a ramen shop owner went after people who left bad reviews Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠ https://w...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a cat that delayed a flight for two days, how researchers discovered the scent of mummies, how the twin brother of NYC's head cop impersonated him, a kayaker that was briefly swallowed by a whale, and a thirteen year old boy who was caught pretending to be a doctor Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimep...

Folks, on this week's episode we hear about a bounty for a lot of escaped salmon, a bill to post the real start times for movies, a Japanese company that offers hangover leave, how Bonobo monkey's recognize the ignorance of others, and the mysterious activity that scientists say is happening inside the earth Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Che...

Folks, James Hamilton joins us on this week's episode where we hear about beavers building a $900k dam, a judge resigning for saying all defendants are guilty, an AI company not accepting applications with AI, 100,000 eggs being stolen in Pennsylvania, and rats chewing through the new NYC trash cans Check out James' new stand up special 'I Don't Deserve These Deals' here: https...

Folks, Yedoye Travis joins us on this week's episode where we hear about a villain you can hire to be tough in front of, an elderly Japanese burglar, a lawsuit over a Super Mario supermarket name, why the national archive needs people who can read cursive, and why ex spies don't want a big casino built in Washington D.C. Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.c...

Folks, we put together some of our favorite moments from 2024 including, baked bings, our new app idea 'Subway Slobs', the Big Bopper having phone sex, big news about America's sweetheart Tate McCrae, our big debate about plain Lay's chips, and more! Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠ www.patreon.com/whatatimepod ⁠ Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠ https://www.y...

Folks, we welcome back Andrew Rosas on this week's episode where we hear about weird balls that appeared on Australian beaches, why people are wearing bad bear costumes in India to scare away monkeys, how scientists created the world's thinnest pasta, the Japanese prime minister being too busy to smoke, and how cephalopods are passing a test made for human children Get tickets for Eli'...

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Folks, on this week's episode we hear about how thousands fell for a fake fireworks show, why people are being ticketed due to the Star Trek vanity plates, how a bear moved into a home in Japan, why Robert Pattinson lied about seeing a clown die, and how fast human thoughts run Get tickets for Eli's stand up special taping on January 24th at The Gutter in Brooklyn here:  https://www.eventbrite.com...